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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Suitcase Case (S01E01)

"Hey, Pop! Hey, Pop."
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""Dear Abby, my husband refuses to bathe."
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"I have used all kinds of hints, but nothing helps."
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"And once I even filled the tub and tried to push him in accidentally."
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"I hate to be the first one to talk..."
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"Snow tires? In Southern California?"
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"skiing and yodeling."
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"- Look at this trash. - Trash? This is good. This is aluminum."
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"You must have found it in an alley."
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"- All right, I'll just throw it away. - Wait a minute. Don't throw it away."
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"- A lesson in this business. - Yeah. Look at this here."
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"My heart. I ain't never seen that much money in my life."
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"Come here and open it up and see if the money's still in there."
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"wheelin' and dealin' and coordinatin'."
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"And finally it all paid off. You found a satchel full of money."
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"- And get a new home? - Why not? We can afford it now."
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"You think the neighbors will let us live there?"
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"And we could travel, Pop. All around the world."
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"Wait a minute. Lamont, wait a minute. Settle down."
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"'cause there's too much of it to come from anyplace else."
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"But I got there before crook B."
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""Honest citizen returns money to bank. ""
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"And it wasn't there when I came in. Come over here, Pop."
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"- Come on. It's right over here. - Where?"
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"It's been parked in this neighborhood for over five minutes..."
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"You found a satchel full of money. Go enjoy it and spend it."
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"I'm nervous when I ain't got it."
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"And when I got it, it calms me down."
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"- They came to get the money. - Wait a minute."
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"- What are you gonna do? - I'm giving it to 'em."
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"We don't want it. Take it. L..."
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"I'm awfully sorry. We're closed today."
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"It's a holiday."
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"- It's George Washington Carver's. - Booker T. Washington."
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"- I bet you there is. - Bet. That's a bet."
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"and the subject of finding money came up."
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"I see. Uh-huh."
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"Here he is now."
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"Hello. This is the other gentleman in the steam room at the club."
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"What were you telling him about finding money in the street?"
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"What you should do is call the police and have them come and pick it up."
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"- That sounds like a good idea. - In the meantime, we'll keep this safe."
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"See?"
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"What are the numbers?"
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"Call our friends, Swanee and Smitty."
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"You bring a strange white policeman in this neighborhood..."
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"and show him a satchel with $50,000 in it..."
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"he'll show you the difference."
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"Well, when they do, would you ask them to call Sanford and Son?"
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"I'll get my glasses so I can see the numbers on the dial."
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"- These are them. - What are those for?"
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"- When was the stock market crash? '29. - That's right."
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"Would you please try and come up with the combination?"
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"He had been shot..."
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"I should have never let you lock that money in there in the first place."
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"Hello. Sanford and Son. Oh, Swanee."
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"Hello. What? I sound like I'm out of breath?"
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"No, we're just doing inventory."
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"If I need you, I'll call you."
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"Yeah, I gotta go now. I gotta go now."
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"I have a customer here and I'm looking at some iron."
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"- We didn't see anybody follow anybody. - Just shut up. Both of you."
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"Now, I know this suitcase is in this house."
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"Let me have it."
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"and he forgot the combination."
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"He did, huh?"
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"18 right, 32 left, 18 right."
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"Get it."
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"Come on. Do you know how to tie?"
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"You not gonna shoot me? You wouldn't shoot an old man with arthritis."
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"Sit down here."
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"- How can we be of service? - Yeah, what's happening?"
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"Everything's fine."
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"Indeed it is."
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"If all citizens would only pull together in the fight against pollution..."
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"you wouldn't have to suffer, and we'd have clean air for our children."
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"All right, sit down."
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"Don't go near the door. Stay away from the phone."
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"But don't go near the door. Don't answer the phone."
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"You rotten old fink. You cost me 70 thou."
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"Swanee and Smitty got my message after all."
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"That's right. It was 3:30..."
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"It says 3:30 now."
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"Money was in the safe. Right over there."
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"- That safe over there? - Yeah, that's the one."
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"and then shut the door like this."
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"The safest safe in town."
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"- Okay, you can take it out now. - Huh?"
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"- The combination is inside the safe. - What?"
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"And he put his ear to the safe like this..."
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"so he could hear the sound of the tumblers."
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"Pop, I'm home!"
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"- Hello, son. - You wanna help me unload this truck?"
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"I was reading the paper. That "Dear Abby. " You ever read that?"
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"- No. You wanna help me unload this? - Wait. Let me read you one of'em."
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"I leave soap lying around."
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"But nothing seems to work. He still won't take a bath."
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"What do you advise? Signed, Gas Mask. ""
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"- You wanna help me unload this truck? - Wait. Let me read you one more."
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"Listen to this."
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""Dear Abby, my husband and I have not spoken to each other for five years."
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"Should I tell him or should I wait till he notices something?"
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"Signed, Stubborn. ""
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"Problems. People got problems."
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"- And I see I got me one. - What?"
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"Look. Junk, junk, junk."
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"But this kind of junk make real junk look bad."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- Look at them old big tires. - These are snow tires."
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"That just shows you what you know."
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"People use these all the time to get up the mountains to those ski resorts."
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"Oh, yes. Our neighbors are there all the time..."
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""Alulimum"? That's nothin' but old pot metal."
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"Ain't worth nothin'. How long you been with me now, Lamont?"
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"Since I was born."
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"Has it been that long?"
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"Come on, Pop."
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"All this time in the business and you still haven't developed an eye for junk."
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"I pick up what I can."
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"- Look at this. What is this? - What's it look like?"
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