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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) (S29E29)

"Hmph."
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"Nice shot, Mr. Burns."
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"Absurd."
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"It's inflatable."
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"According to my sources... Lenny..."
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"you were obsessed with that painting."
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"I would have done anything to get it."
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"Me? Obsessed with some stupid painting?"
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"eating cereal straight from the box?"
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"Homer was chaperoning my class field trip to the art museum,"
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"You sure it's a painting?"
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"Are you really a licensed DJ?"
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"What do people want with wands?"
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"But Mayor Quimby,"
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"I'm not like these brainy tote bags over here."
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"and my movies fully Sandler-ed."
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"a third of the police force?"
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"Poke is just okay."
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"at the First Bank of Moe's."
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"Your story had everything..."
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"a field trip, a dream sequence, Sideshow Mel..."
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"TO STEAL THAT PAINTING:"
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"a deeper connection to his daughter."
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"with that painting did prove your innocence."
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"- How? - By providing one crucial fact:"
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"- Trust me, you didn't. - I could have."
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"and you needed the cash to keep your girlfriend"
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"But which armed guards?"
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"- Now? - Yes, sir."
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"Lisa?"
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"before it was even auctioned off."
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"Beer. Hot dog."
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"Marge, you're a beautiful woman,"
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"but you're loyal to your husband."
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"The bidding stands at $8 million."
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"That's impossible."
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"_"
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"My mother's rather fond of it."
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"Oh, spare me your flattery, Manacek."
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"I know why you're here."
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"A little clay pigeon told me"
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"that you couldn't stand being outbid by... a woman."
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"But it's obvious who took the painting."
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"That lunatic who said he'd do anything to have it:"
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"I got it at Brookstone."
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"And I'm not lying."
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"Only if it's over dinner."
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"why is Homer cowering on the stairs,"
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"So let me clue you in on the real story"
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"Come on, come on. Hurry up in there."
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"Hmm?"
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"but some brought more."
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"Hmm... mmm?"
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"Wha...? Honey,"
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"as long as it's representational."
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"That story and two bits will get you a cup of coffee."
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"to acknowledge that for the first time,"
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"Beach volleyball's bigger than regular volleyball."
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"Oh, and I'll have to take that, too."
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"_"
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"invites the viewer into the scene"
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"Um, excuse me, Mayor SMOFA."
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"I like my crusts stuffed, my martial arts mixed,"
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"and when I really look at it,"
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"Did you know we had to lay off"
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"That's right. Eddie."
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"Fine, sell the artwork."
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"Poke is just okay."
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"I won't let you take it!"
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"Hmm."
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"Your family's story of how you fell in love"
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"Maybe I did take it."
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"I've seen it a thousand times."
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"It was a simple matter of finding"
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"the guards' identical twins,"
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"That's the last impossible mystery"
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"The actual painting never left the vault,"
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"That painting was the first thing"
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"I knew it was wrong,"
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"but isn't it a worse crime"
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"hide art away"
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"So, who gets The Poetess now?"
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"Ownership of the painting reverts back to the city."
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"Bathroom. Painting. Daughter."
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"Joan Miró's The Poetess, going once, going twice, sold."
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"I won't let you take it!"
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"_"
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"It's a mystery so baffling, only one man can solve it."
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"_"
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"nuclear magnate Mr. Burns,"
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"venture capitalist Megan Matheson"
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"Look, Manacek, I don't know why you're talking to me."
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"I'll blast that smile right off your smug face."
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"I like you, Manacek."
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"I myself was once obsessed"
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"Even steal a painting."
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"Your husband doesn't really seem like a typical art lover,"
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"but he shows exquisite taste in the female form."
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"See? Even though the painting is abstract,"
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"Wow. I mean, wow."
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"Every time I look at it from a different angle,"
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"Oh, it's right there, inside the crate"
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"Museum attendance was near zero."
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"or SMOFA, was a jewel."
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"But there's this painting from that museum,"
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"At Water's Edge by Paul Cézanne,"
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"I need this painting"
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"Joan Miró's The Poetess going once..."
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"Don't take that painting, I love it!"
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"You have a real problem with women."
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"White chocolate... the loneliest chocolate."
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"How did you find me?"
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"where your inner peace was stolen."
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"you're too dumb to steal anything."
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"Ms. Matheson."
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"that had already been stolen..."
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"next door to the real one."
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"so Burns could steal it at his leisure."
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"of switching my canvas tote bag for the painting"
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