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Clips from The Simpsons - Much Apu About Something (S27E27)

"Really?"
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"Let's put this good Bart to the test."
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"financed this cherry picker to detangle the flag."
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"This time, please watch the kids."
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"How about you pay me like a real sitter?"
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"In corn cob pipes, right?"
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"Because in 1967, you and..."
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"Dad, check out this "A" I got in citizenship."
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"Sorry, boy, late for dinner."
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"I know exactly how you feel, Bart."
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"Wow, now I understand why you're so mad all the time."
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"I really do."
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"Aw, thank you, Bart."
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"Hey, you want to go move our mouths without speaking"
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"What the...? Speak up."
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"Oh, I guess I'll just have to turn my hearing aid"
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"up to the max."
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"Oh, yes, because it will take all of my faculties"
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"Ooh, there he is."
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"Please, don't make a scene."
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"But if you do, bring back bread."
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"What, are you embarrassed by me?"
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"Um, well, yes, a little."
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"Me, who has been as loyal to you"
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"but you're a stereotype, man."
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"and all you can see is my hand in one shot."
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"And-and I say that you are a stereotype."
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"All you do is spout stupid, hipster buzzwords."
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"Epic swipe left."
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"Good luck to you."
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"Who's a stereotype-a?"
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"That's a spicy accusation."
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"You pipe-a down."
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"Hello? Hello, anyone here?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,"
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"but, uh, that can wait."
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"What's going on here, my friend?"
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"and all I have left is my vest here."
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"What are you doing?"
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"and you're talking like a Mumbai riverboat pilot."
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"Give me your vest."
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"No, please, you can't take it."
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"This vest has a bullet hole for every time I have been shot."
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"It is my lucky vest."
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"Hey, we're on the cover of this month's Giving Up Magazine."
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"Check it out,"
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"that was the last issue ever."
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"We-we gotta help Apu get his store back."
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"turn his nice, new store here back into a rat hole?"
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"Well, I kinda straightened him out."
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"I was hoping he'd stay that way till the Marines take him."
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"You can't think of yourself, Homer."
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"Yeah, except for that hurricane when he jacked up the prices."
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"but I-I don't hold the looting against you guys."
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"Some looting."
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"and they played the clip on CNN for a week."
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"But I am one of you now."
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"and I sell you Christmas gifts"
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"Yeah, that Hello Kitty cell phone cover"
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"and when I think of it, what do we have children for"
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"Hear, hear."
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"Oh, gee, I guess you guys"
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"are gonna have to buy more beers."
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"Ba-Bart..."
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"Oh, leave me alone."
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"I don't get it, man."
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"You told me to stop pranking, and I did."
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"Without you strangling me, my throat is finally healing."
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"♪ Praise God from whom all blessings flow ♪"
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"♪ All creatures here below... ♪"
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"You know what, you're right."
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"I can stop saving up for that house near the prison."
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"that Clockwork Orange video for his fifth birthday."
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"I thought it would help him tell time,"
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"I thought you were sleeping over at Rachel's."
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"Rachel was my imaginary friend when I was three."
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"What? I never said good-bye."
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"Well, they wanted to leave quickly."
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"Her brother took a semester off college,"
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"and he never went back."
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"Her mother's the really sad story."
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"Oh, I've-I've heard enough."
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"so everything will immediately go bad."
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"Listen, before you flip those circuit breakers,"
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"look deep in your sister's eyes and tell me what you see."
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"Unconditional love."
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"At least the mushrooms are okay."
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"That is a wheel of brie!"
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"Another failed millennial."
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"Who is a cliché now?"
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"Ah! We must have used it up during the parade."
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"♪ ♪"
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"You know, even your way of apologizing offends me."
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"My ruin and my redemption."
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"My last two dollars."
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"Make my life worth something."
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"Or maybe, just maybe, a genius clown move."
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"Three Sheldons!"
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"Precious, precious tickets."
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"I... No, no, it's money."
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"Oh, it is so good to see you."
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"I have my store back, my friend."
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"a feeling that I belong."
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"I'm glad I could help by giving my son a little nudge"
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"in the wrong direction."
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"And now, I have something very, very special for you, my friend."
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"Holy moly, all those Squishees?"
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"How much is that gonna cost you?"
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"I thought it was pretend."
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"Let it never be said I cannot admit a mistake,"
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"especially in the middle of a recall campaign."
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"We will now destroy the new Jebediah Springfield statue."
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"Chief, you may fire when ready."
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"Damn it!"
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"What?"
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"Can we see the statue?"
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"Which reminds me, we need parade supplies."
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"It all tastes like a delicious shoe tongue."
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"Leading the parade is the new Jebediah Springfield statue"
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"Gaze in wonder at America's debt!"
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