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Clips from Scrubs - My Self-Examination (S03E03)

"that after a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes,"
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"- Tupac, I was watching that. - Dude, I gotta do my vows."
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"I was gonna rent that the other night, but I remembered I'm a heterosexual."
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"You couldn't remember to go to the airport."
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"If you two can stop your petty crap for just one second,"
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"maybe we can focus on what this wedding weekend is supposed to be about."
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"Promise me you'll get along."
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"- Get out of my face. - What?"
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"- I like stupid movies. - Let's rent Kangaroo Jack tonight."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"but I didn't love them, and I didn't love her."
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"You're the best."
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"Oh, my God, that board meeting went on forever."
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"Did you come across any pamphlets on People Who Only Work Eight Days a Year"
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"and Then Spend the Other 357 Whining About It?"
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"What part of "I'm not fighting with you anymore" do you not get?"
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"If you want someone to fight with, you have to find someone else."
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"Good. You're wetting down the floor for the older folks."
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"Please say that you're talking to me."
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"Chew louder."
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"I'm not in love with her, man. What am I supposed to do?"
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"It's killing me that I could be hurting her. You're a very loud chewer."
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"I'd love to help, but I'm in the middle of writing my vows."
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"Now you're getting married it's all about you?"
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"Maintenance? I have your names now. The maintenance brothers."
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"Since you guys worked so hard, read them at the rehearsal dinner tonight."
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"Ready to go? I say we pick up some Chinese and hang at home tonight."
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"Awesome."
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"Once you embrace a relationship and decide you're in,"
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"All right."
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"Thanks for letting me crash at your place while Carla's family's in town."
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"It's no problem. See you, roomie."
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"What the...?"
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"I assume you're saying "Let me out or I'll kill you." Not gonna happen."
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"I'm only gonna let you out if you admit that you're my mentor."
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"I know that makes you angry, but..."
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"- Why is your mouth red? - Duct tape, morgue drawer."
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"Don't piss off the janitor. End of story."
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"I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops?"
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"I can't imagine anything I care less about."
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"Damn these twisty bottoms. We need more clicky tops."
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"Not gonna happen. I just told Carla to order 100,000 twisty bottoms."
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"Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me?"
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"You just bought yourself four weekends on call."
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"Baby, you mean so much to me. That's why you my baby."
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"There were babies before you, but I promise you, baby,"
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"you will be my baby forever, baby."
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"Stop saying "baby.""
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"You're not even dressed yet? We gotta pick up Carla on the way, man."
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"I'm gonna write your vows for you."
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"No, I love my sister and she deserves to hear something beautiful."
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"out of that tetherball you call a head."
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"- How can you not remember those... - Oh, God, the two guys."
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"That was so funny."
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"Until we had to put their horse down."
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"He could run like the wind but his tail couldn't put out that fire."
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"It's so great to finally be able to call you my boyfriend."
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"No, it's just nice to hear it out loud."
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"And it was nice. Here I was, having my tie tied by this beautiful woman"
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"There, it's perfect."
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"It is."
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"- What's going on with you? - Jordan and I aren't..."
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"- We're not fighting anymore. - How long has this been going on?"
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"Since the baby came along we've been fighting less and less."
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"Why don't you get a hotel room, pour some nice champagne, get in a tub,"
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"Sweetie, I'm getting married tomorrow."
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"Please?"
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"And most of all, I wish our mom was with us tonight."
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"but because she would see how happy you've made me"
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"and she would love you forever for that."
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"because each and every one of them has led me to you."
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"That's a hard act to follow."
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"I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich,"
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"that you get a crinkle over your nose when you look at me like I'm nuts."
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"Like you got right now. Just like that one."
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"I love that you're the last person I wanna talk to before I go to sleep."
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"It's not because I'm Ionely, and it's not because it's our rehearsal dinner."
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"you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
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"- Turk? - Yeah, baby?"
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"You have so much Botox in your expressionless face I can't tell."
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"- Is that a frown? - What else you got?"
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"When it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, when you sleep, I turn it off."
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"Give it up. There's nothing you can say."
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"What did you say? I will kill you."
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"but I don't think that means we gotta stop all together."
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"and you challenge me each and every day."
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"That's the reason I can imagine being with you when I'm 70 and you're 65,"
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"and your face is 40 and your boobs are 29."
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"- My face'll never look 40. - You're right. My bad."
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"I'm gonna go check on Sally."
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"I'm sure Elliot doesn't wanna spend her life with someone who doesn't love her."
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"Cheers. You're making a big mistake."
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"We love hanging out with each other. Maybe that's love."
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"- Who knows what love really is? - I do."
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"When I look at Carla, I see the future. I see kids. I see minivans."
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"- I see a beer gut. On me, not her. - I hope so."
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"I see kids. I see minivans."
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"The weird thing is, though,"
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"Listening to Turk made me think a lot about love."
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"Sometimes it can be hard to understand."
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"Why not say you felt that way, dumb ass?"
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"Anyway, I may not ever be able to tell you how much you mean to me,"
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"I love you."
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"I don't love you."
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"This chicken is fantastic."
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"I'm a sick man. Last night, after three years of chasing Elliot,"
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"I love you, honey. You're the smartest, handsomest,"
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"I don't think my hang-up has anything to do with my sexy, amazing mom."
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"- You have really nice hands. - Nice? These are the hands of a god."
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"I'd stay out of his way. He lost the election for union president."
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"Congratulations, sir."
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"she'll take everybody to Chuck E. Cheese."
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"Great. We made him cry. If we keep this up, we're gonna scar him for life."
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"I don't buy into all that new-agey crap."
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"Come on, man. That was When Harry Met Sally."
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"- Love. - No. Me."
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"Cool."
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"It was so dull, I had to read pamphlets just to stay awake."
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"- That was a mistake. - You're afraid you can't take me?"
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"That was Father Paul. We can't read our own vows."
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