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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"Um, I don't have my checkbook on me."
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"- Oh, it's on the house. - Mmm."
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"Yes well, there's just--"
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"there's--"
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"Fuck. Ow."
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"M-mom, can I call you back?"
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"Are you Tanya Skeegel?"
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"It's Skagle. It's Skagle."
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"I-- I don't know where you got Skeegel."
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"Yeah, I'm looking for a Charles St. John."
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"You-- you mean--"
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"Charlie?"
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"- Guys, come on. We're outta here. - Excuse me."
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"Cut that out. Hey hey, let's get outta here."
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"No no, uh, hold on. No no, wait a second."
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"Are you-- you are. You're Missy, right?"
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"- You're Missy? - Yeah, I'm Missy."
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"Hi, I'm Tanya. I think we met before."
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"I'm a friend of Charlie's. He's been staying at my house--"
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"- Under house arrest. - I had nachos."
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"- They're nice kids. - Where'd he go?"
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"- Who are you looking for? - Charlie, Missy."
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"I'm looking for Charlie and I thought maybe you could help me"
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"Here's my number and here's..."
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"And here's a Washington to sweeten the deal."
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"And there's more if you find him."
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"God, Ray, I gotta tell you something."
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"- You gave that guy money? - Uh, no, I didn't give it to him."
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"Uh, Sandee, do you mind?"
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"I didn't give him money. I put money up for him."
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"Okay, 'cause he has an alarm on his ankle."
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"Yeah no, Ray, it's not."
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"I posted his bail, but it's just a precaution."
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"It's like when you, uh,"
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"put your credit card down for the minibar in a hotel room."
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"- He's gone? - He's not gone."
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"He's coming back. His stuff is still at my house."
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"Okay, he's coming back. So what are you telling me for?"
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"Excuse me, is this the Orgasmic Living class?"
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"- You guys, she's here. - Who?"
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"- Should we hide? - Ray, I can't-- No, I can't deal with her today."
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"I can't deal with that fucking cunt today. I can't deal with her."
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"It's just Lenore, okay? Just..."
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"Nobody's hiding from anybody."
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"Excellent. I watched a demo on YouTube"
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"- and there's this little golden vibrating bullet-- - Can I talk to you?"
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"One second. You wear it actually"
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"But really then later on you just take it off and tsk. And it goes."
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"I didn't know you worked here. You look so good."
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"Look, lady, I didn't appreciate"
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"Get it straight: we're not working together anymore."
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"Ever, okay? So get some new friends"
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"and get lost. Go on."
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"I'm so glad to see her."
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"Jessica! Hi, I'm so glad you made it."
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"So good to see you."
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"- What? - You gotta cancel."
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"I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it."
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"Uhk, okay, uh."
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"Okay, God."
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"Your ex-husband Ray?"
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"We're gonna start the class today"
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"Okay, you're gonna close your eyes. Close your eyes, that's right. Okay."
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"So, um, imagine that you're in a place where you're completely comfortable."
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"For me what works is I'm floating down a river."
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"All right? A lazy river and-- and-- and the river's whoosh!"
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"Whoosh, river! I like to imagine that I'm"
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"on an inner tube and I'm floating"
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"down a lazy old river and I'm just floating on this lazy river."
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"Floating floating."
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"- I'm calling the cops. - What's the problem?"
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"I thought you'd appreciate a new client."
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"You know that Ray can't be here if she's here."
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"- You're choking the business. - Well, T-Brain, this is war"
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"and Jessica's my H-bomb. You stole my ideas for this wellness center."
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"- And you know it. - The wellness center is my idea!"
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"I think I'd be better at it than you are."
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"Women are more instinctually drawn to me."
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"My God, you're crazy. You're crazy. The wellness center's mine."
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"Until you give me what I want, Tanya, I'm going to keep coming back to your little lectures--"
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"with Jessica-- like it's my fucking job."
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"And I'm going to be your own personal tapeworm living up your ass,"
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"and you won't be able to shake me until you self-destruct and die."
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"Well, Ray, what am I supposed to do?"
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"You know, Lenore's holding us hostage."
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"Okay, then say the class is full."
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"I tried that. There's a lot of chairs."
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"Lenore is-- she's got an agenda."
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"- She's like a weed. -- Okay well, you rip weeds out of the garden, Tanya."
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"Sometimes, Ray, the roots of the weed"
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"are wrapped around the roots of the flower."
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"And then if you rip out the weed, you rip out the flower and it's dead."
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"And then you have a dead flower that knows you're a male prostitute."
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"Enough with the frickin' metaphors, okay?"
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"It's not that hard. Just get-- get her out."
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"All right, I will. I'm doing it."
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"I will do it. It seems a shame though."
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"- What does? - Jessica."
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"She seemed to really be embracing the material."
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"- Are you kidding me? - No."
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"I get the feeling that she's always only"
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"thought of herself as sort of a commodity in a sense."
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"is very wrapped up in what men think of her, in what you think of her."
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"What, is she-- did she say something?"
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"I'm just gonna say it-- it's small."
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"Penis size. Am I right? You can speak to that."
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"I'm not-- I'm not really comfortable talking."
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"Jessica, and you know what? You-- you don't have to share."
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"You don't, if you don't want to."
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"Okay okay, it's-- it's--"
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"ahem, he had a--"
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"very large..."
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"You could say that it"
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"didn't always do the trick."
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"What did she mean "the trick"?"
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"What do you think she means?"
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"Ray, come on. Everybody fakes it once in a while."
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"- Do you? - Well no, I never fake it."
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"Neither does Jessica."
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"- Mmm. - All right? I did the trick."
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