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Clips from NewsRadio - Who's the Boss: Part 2 (S04E04)

"Huh? I mean, you all said you were gonna vote for me."
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"Wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You all--"
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"Wait a minute. They all said the same thing to me. What?"
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"Yes. They all came to me and told me they were gonna vote for me,"
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"but they didn't want you to know."
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"What?"
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"So you were all just covering your asses, huh?"
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"You just wanted to be on the right side no matter who won, huh? Huh?"
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"I voted for you."
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"No, you didn't, Bill."
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"No one did."
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"Lisa, Lisa, Lisa and Lisa. Well, there you go."
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"Lisa is the-- is the people's choice."
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"Huh? Is that it? So I guess that's the deal. That-- That seals it."
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"Dave, you are the boss. Welcome back."
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"Dave's the boss everyone respects. And I want a boss everyone respects."
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"And a boss you fear a little bit? [ Murmuring ]"
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"A boss maybe you even hate a little bit? No! Why--"
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"That's what I was looking for. All hail Dave, the hated boss."
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"[ Bill ] Dave, everyone in that office thinks you're a great boss,"
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"every bit as good a boss as Lisa."
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"Joe voted using a computerized, random-number generator."
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"And, Matthew, of course, is a lifelong Republican, so he had no choice."
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"This is one of those things we'll probably never know the full truth about."
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"you can order Lisa to get back together with you."
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"Bill, that's not how it works."
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"And that's not such a bad place to be."
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"I have no idea what you mean. But yeah."
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"which is sadly no longer my responsibility."
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"Sounds like a job for Dave Nielsen."
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"Well, you know, Dave, I would, but--"
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"No, I'm Carl... from Accounting. I've worked here for years."
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"I don't know."
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"- And then this guy came, and-- - Get back here, little man."
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"No, please let it be me."
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"And they're off and running."
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"She started it. Shut up, Dave."
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"Um, all right then."
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"Dave, this is politics, okay? Anything can happen and always does."
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"We're planning a surprise party for our parents' 35th anniversary."
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"And "B," that place is, no offense, run by an idiot."
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"That's what he or she wants me to think. [ Jimmy ] Okay."
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"Well, eye of the tiger. Go on. Go on."
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"Why? Because I like soda. All right. Questions?"
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"I'll field this one, if I may."
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"computers shouldn't burst into flames every time you touch 'em."
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"What?"
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"Taught us brothers should never take arms against brothers,"
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"It's just play fighting, really. Uh-huh."
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"Well, you know, it's-- it's touched me."
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"Uh--"
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"Boys!"
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"I'm happy for you."
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"Very good. Second one right here is for Lisa again."
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"Me too. Shut up."
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"Oh. Then how did you get her to go out with you in the first place?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I guess there were some write-in votes in the fire-marshal elections, and I won."
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"Sorry. No sweat."
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"So what? Just start debating yourself."
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"Oh, hey. How you doing? Nice to meet you. Sorry about these two jokers."
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"Well, cheer up."
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"Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. Everybody wants that, right?"
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"Come on, Lisa. Can you just take care of this?"
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"- We weren't doing nothin'. - Really? Nothin'?"
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"Enough. I'll decide this."
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"Tails, Lisa. Here we go."
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"Excuse me, folks. [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Floor fire marshal? Yeah."
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"And I would officially like to announce my candidacy."
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"I still think I did."
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"Eat it! Eat it! [ Shouting, Indistinct ]"
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"What brings you to WNYX? Our parents are having their 35th wedding anniversary."
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"- You want a boss you respect. - [ Bill ] I don't think so."
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"Aw, I don't wanna be boss anymore. I don't wanna be boss."
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"So I figured that, you know, since both Dave and Lisa were both so qualified,"
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"Chicks love a man in uniform."
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"- Hey, he started it. - If Sal could see you now."
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"- Hear! Hear! - And second of all,"
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"Uh, vote for me for news director."
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"But if the unthinkable were to happen, and I was to lose this vote,"
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"[ Dave ] Beth, what are you doing? I'm sorry."
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"I've had kind of a change of heart about that. Really?"
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"Right on. Now can we talk about my slogans, please?"
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"You were great in that debate over there. You're-You're Teflon Dave."
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"I'm not very good at this kind of thing. I just want you to know,"
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"You know something, Bill? What?"
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"I'm sorry. Dave, shut up!"
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"Get over here!"
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"Uh, Dave? Yeah?"
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"Mm-hmm. Well, then why did every single person vote against me?"
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"So how's that sandwich, Dave? It's good."
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"[ Matthew ] Tonight on News Radio."
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"If I believed in fairy tales, I wouldn't have dropped out of kindergarten."
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"Besides, it would, you know-- it would be insulting."
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"Oh. Okay. Then we're gonna have both elections this afternoon?"
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"Yeah, I know. I-- I could use the extra money."
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"Lisa, you have an opening statement? Not real--"
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"Well, you really stuck it to him, didn't you? Dave, your rebuttal?"
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"If elected, I will do away with free sodas in the break room."
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"But, uh, feasible? Probably not."
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"One: What does Lisa look like naked?"
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"Where do you stand on the issue of my brother being a total wuss?"
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"I'm gonna fix that."
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"seeing as I'm the only candidate, even though I am completely inept.""
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"Listen, I just want you to know, I intend to throw my support behind you..."
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"Last rites?"
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"That's sweet, Dave."
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"Girl! Get off! Get off! Get off!"
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"Look at it this way. Now that you're boss again,"
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"And why didn't you vote for me?"
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"Sort of a lame-duck kind of thing?"
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"Oh, sorry, Carl. What-What's going on?"
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"Don't worry, Dave. We'll get him."
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"Excuse me, miss. I'm looking for Joe Garrelli."
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"Implausible, but sweet."
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"[ Karate Yells ]"
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