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Clips from Scrubs - My Waste of Time (S07E07)

"Times were changing. Dr Kelso had quit,"
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"I'm certainly not going to."
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"He's on his way."
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"- You're not going, are you? - Not now, not ever."
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"Hey, Chief, I need your approval on this settlement letter"
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"Turns out if diabetics take it, it can cause hypertension or even death."
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"Diabetics can die from what?"
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"Baby, I ain't never promised to do the laundry."
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"I promised I'd try to get to it and I wasn't able to."
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"I don't have time for all this Plomox crap."
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"We have a quorum."
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"From now on, our tri-daily meetings will all take place right here."
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"See? I made it singular 'cause you only have one man-berry."
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"Why? Is it because your balance is off?"
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"Look, I don't even care. It's not like anyone notices."
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"This one has a diamond stud in it."
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"And this one says "I'm With Stupid""
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"You know, that would be perfect for next weekend's ice fishing trip."
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"I can't believe we all fell through that hole in the ice."
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"Hey, guys, how was fishing?"
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"Best trip ever. Ice fishing-five!"
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"You will be let go."
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"Thanks. How in the hell did Kelso deal with all this paperwork?"
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"Now that you're Chief, I'm your number two."
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"I'm hard-working, reliable"
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"Crying Drunk Chick."
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"Well, last year I prescribed it to one of my diabetic patients"
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"Whatever it takes to get you to stop talking."
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"Hey, I'll drive you if we can pick up Sam from day care on the way back."
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"just because she ate the last of your rice pudding."
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"Sorry."
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"I feel like we finally have time to be us again."
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"- Baby, no, come on, no. - Let me do it."
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"I got it. Look what..."
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"Baby."
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"Ted, what are you doing?"
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"You gonna stick to the same dynamic you had with Dr Kelso?"
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"Remember how that started?"
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"Just kidding, that was for me. Give me that."
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"How do you feel about that?"
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"- My patient's running late. - Why are we meeting him here?"
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"- Was that the crack raid? - It was."
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"Yeah, you are."
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"Why can't you goof around with me?"
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"Elliot, our friendship is different than mine and Turk's."
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"Hey, Mr Middle Eastern manager guy,"
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"and I'm not just seeing my reflection. I'm seeing a man. Come on."
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"Nice work on the renovation, boys."
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"We also had an organ donor come into the morgue today,"
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"We went over this when I threw down your coffee."
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"Look, we haven't talked about whether we want another kid"
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"I just don't want that decision to be made for us."
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"I know there's only one down there, but he's the better one."
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"Okay."
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"Wait, if you weren't my patient,"
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"You said there might be money."
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"Whether it's creating a monster in your own ranks..."
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"Okay. So everyone has their mop?"
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"So, are we still celebrating the same thing as before?"
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"No. I want another baby. Now."
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"The manager's fine."
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"Luckily, he maced the driver with a packet of hot sauce"
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"You know how many people get shot around here?"
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"Why?"
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"No, the Brain Trust is a dictatorship masquerading as a democracy."
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"I know that you all remember when I seized power"
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"during The Battle of the Basement Supply Closet."
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"Or have you forgotten your history?"
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"Brain Bunch!"
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"Oh, fine."
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"I think pregnancy was really tough on you,"
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"Yeah. Come here."
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"J.D., that was three years ago."
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"I don't see your flag on it."
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"We're using napkin holders."
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"There. Brain Trust table."
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"Together we adopted a cute little kid"
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"- Get it? - Get it?"
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"Will Dr Cox please report to the Board meeting?"
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"- Dr Cox. - Chief Dr Cox."
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"I'm just having him do the announcements right over there."
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"What's the deal there, gum ball?"
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"- Another baby would be so cool, dude. - Old Ted was cool."
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"Get it?"
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"You know who's driving me crazy? Elliot."
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"I should have more patience with New Ted."
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"How do I make this decision?"
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"I created New Ted, so I should deal with it myself. Thank you very much."
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"Glad to be of help. I'm out."
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"Yeah, but you walk around this hospital acting like you have two testicles"
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"We're having a fake one put in."
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"If Carla wants you to have a baby so badly,"
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"I get it. Maybe that's what Elliot's doing."
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"- Seems coincidental. - And yet I do it almost every week."
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"I'm not quite sure which one I'm more excited about."
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"He was hit by a truck."
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"Yes!"
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"Why didn't you tell me the truth, Elliot?"
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"Why, because you feel guilty?"
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"Don't look at him."
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"Still not sure about this baby thing."
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"Listen, we've been so connected lately, and I really don't want to lose that."
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"- Deal. - Deal."
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"but you, it's probably the finger-toes, 'cause you both have crazy, long toes."
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"You are the cutest."
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"so the Board had made Dr Cox the interim Chief of Medicine."
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"I don't want everybody making a big deal out of this."
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"- Dr Cox... - Chief Dr Cox."
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"Tell them I will be right down."
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"How exciting is it that you run this place now?"
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"I'm so proud of you. It's like a whole new day has dawned."
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"Do me a big favour there, Barbo, get that prescription filled for me."
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""One chill pill.""
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"from the drug company that makes Plomox."
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"From not doing the laundry this morning the way they promised to."
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"My daughter is having her shunt removed."
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"but still, I have to be there to hold Jordan's claw."
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"And besides, this stuff happened on Bob's watch."
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"Dr Kelso's absence wasn't bad news for everyone in the hospital."
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"Thank you, Ted. I would like to welcome everyone"
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