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Clips from Disenchantment (2018) - Faster, Princess! Kill! Kill! (S01E01)

"[laughing]"
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"There's my real laugh."
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"You did it. You finally killed someone, intentionally. I am so proud of you."
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"And I got roasted alive. I guess we all did our part."
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"[Bean] As rewarding as it is to kill people,"
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"nothing feels better than sparing the life of one innocent person."
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"You saved my life and rid me of that awful curse."
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"Princess Tiabeanie, step forward."
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"to a ruthless executioner with a beautiful smile."
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"and I'll use them to bite out your spinal cord."
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"Morning miseries begin at 5:00 a.m."
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"Wow. I thought Hell was bad."
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"Relax, they'll never know I'm here."
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"[yells and grunts]"
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"Sister Tiabeanie, you're late again!"
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"Granite? Why does she get the good slab?"
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"You throw one little party and Vikings take over the kingdom."
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"[Luci] You have got to learn to read a room."
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"Sisters, do not be distracted by this heathen."
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"Our soup of the day is hot dog water, and for that, let us rejoice."
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"♪ Humanity's a wretched lot ♪"
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"♪...wretched lot ♪"
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"- ♪ But God is slightly better ♪ - ♪ God is slightly better ♪"
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"Who is angering God with their unholy slurping?"
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"Sorry, I've lost track."
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"We are praying, Sister Tiabeanie, that God might see fit to help the poor."
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"If you want to help them,"
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"Blasphemer! How dare you bring logic into God's house?"
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"Return to your slab!"
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"I don't know what's gotten into her."
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"[all gasp]"
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"Oh, hello, Bean."
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"I've had Sorcerio work up a special effect so smoke comes out my ears when I yell."
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"Putting in the pellets, pouring in the vinegar."
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"I'll never throw a giant awesome party while you're away again."
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"Aw! Really?"
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"And I promise to never have another drink."
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"You're drinking right now."
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"- Where did that come from? - [chuckles] You're welcome."
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"You screwed up as a princess. You screwed up as a nun."
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"Those are the only two girl things I know."
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"You're a screwup, too. What about that tax on yelling that you had?"
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"[coins jingling]"
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"- This ain't about my impulse control. - Or lack thereof, tubby."
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"[groans] That is it!"
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"You're a pampered, irresponsible layabout!"
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"Whatever. I'll be in the spa room getting a hot emerald massage."
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"You're a good-for-nothing and you're good at nothing."
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"Come on, guys."
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"Now it goes off?"
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"I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate."
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"Who cares what he thinks? I don't need my dad's approval."
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"You know what? This isn't so bad. No, no, no. This is actually good."
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"This is an opportunity to start fresh."
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"I told you strumpets to stay off me block. Oh, Your Highness."
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"Bunty? Why are you throwing trash out your window?"
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"We're far too poor for windows."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"Children, this is Princess Tiabeanie."
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"She's going to be staying with us until she realizes how good she has it."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"No, I couldn't impose, Bunty."
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"It'd be taking precious food out of the mouths of your kids."
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"We've got this pot of stew here, and we can always add another cat. Mmm."
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"Wait, what are you doing?"
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"[Elfo] Mmm, mmm."
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"You sure we can stay, Bunts?"
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"by street dogs."
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"- Oh. - They were puppies."
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"- She had a job? - They all got jobs."
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"[crying]"
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"Oh, my God, jobs. That's what people do all day!"
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"All right. Well, I'm off to get my first job, guys."
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"What's minimum wage around here?"
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"[Elfo] Nah, I kinda got my pants full over here."
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"- [sheep bleating] - Just remember,"
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"Okay, guys, listen up. I'm gonna try out my sheep call on you."
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"- [howling] - [sheep bleating in fear]"
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"Well, at least you kept them together."
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"Every time I turn my head away, something bad happens."
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"[crashing]"
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"[Bean] What was that noise?"
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"Good-for-nothing."
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"[groans] Even that."
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"[Elfo] Bean, don't feel bad. Sometimes being an adult"
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"Ooh, I would not kiss me right now."
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"I'm just gonna crawl back to my dad 'cause I'm a loser who can't keep a job."
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"Hey, if you're gonna crawl back, can I ride you like a horse?"
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"- [Luci] Giddy-up, Bean! - Whoa, there."
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"My apprentice has gone missing under mysterious circumstances,"
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"It's a real time-saver."
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"Do you like short conversations with interesting people?"
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"I guess."
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"Great. I hope you don't mind wearing a uniform."
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"then it's basically just human tragedy."
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"[whistling]"
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"I always wanted to be in the entertainment industry."
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"This is the thumb screw. Whoa-ho!"
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""My wife says I play too much golf"
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""After seeing my golf score,"
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"my caddy gave me one great piece of advice. Take up tennis.""
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"Since this is your first day, we'll keep it simple."
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"- I could eat. - Great. What are we having?"
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"It's your last meal. Choice is yours."
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"Ooh. Uh, stew."
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"I was thinking roasted."
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"- [stammers] All right, fried? - I... [sighs]"
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"Fine, fine. Steak. I want steak for my last meal. Okay?"
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"- All right. I could do steak. - [sighs in relief]"
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"Actually, I'm sorry. That's just so heavy, you know?"
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"[screaming]"
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"- Wow. You're a natural. - Really?"
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"I've captured the witch who abducted those people in the woods,"
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"Good work bringing her in alive and unharmed."
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"[cackling]"
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"Everybody have fun at work today. Alfred, don't suck on your pickax."
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"So I'm thinking a little light powdering and then maybe nap time?"
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"Oh, I've got something special for you."
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"You do? Aw, that's so nice... What the hell?"
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"Aw, baby's cranky. Baby does need a nap."
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