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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Vigilante (S05E05)

"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"[ Mumbling ]"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"- [ Snoring ] - ## [ Low Note ]"
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"[ Honking ]"
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"[ Mumbling ]"
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"[ Nelson ] Stamp collection? Ha-ha!"
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"Can't talk. Robbed. Go hell."
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"The burglar took my Shroud ofTurin beach towels."
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"Wow! It's a crime wave."
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"Good Lord! My Stormin' Norman commemorative plates stolen! Again."
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"and I move these over here--"
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"but he very well could be."
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"So, Professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?"
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"and runs down the street and around the corner to safety."
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"I'm blind. Oh, well. Easy come, easy go."
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"[ Screams ] It's the cat burglar!"
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"Please don't kill me!"
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"- [ All ] Yea! - Now, who should lead the group?"
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"- You! - [ All ] Yea!"
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"- I'm someone else. - He's right!"
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"We don't need a thinker."
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"- Mm-hmm-hmm. - Arr!"
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"Marge! We're responsible adults."
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"If a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way--"
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"- [ Gunshot ] - Uh-oh."
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"I'll be Cue Ball, Skinner can be Eight Ball..."
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"[ Grunts ] So, wedding, huh?"
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Whaa-ha-ha-ho!"
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"Bart, give me that megaphone of yours."
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"I've gotta whip this neighborhood into shape."
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"- Move along there. - [ Gasps ] It's Hammer!"
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"##[ Dance ]"
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"Return to your homes and places of businesses."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"
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"[ Loud Footsteps ]"
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"Let me check my reason list. Yep, it's on here."
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"Wow! Can I join ya?"
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"I don't know. Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?"
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"And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!''"
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"I dunno. Coast Guard?"
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"but we've also expanded into other important areas."
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"while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%?"
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"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent."
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"I see. What do you say to the accusation..."
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"that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?"
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"- Hello. You're on the air. - [ Man ] Hello, Kent."
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"Y'ello."
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"As a matter of fact, I'm holding them right now."
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"It may interest you to know that for my next crime..."
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"I'll be pinching the pride andjoy of the Springfield Museum..."
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"Listen, Mr. Cat Burglar."
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"unless you want to taunt me more by giving me an approximate time."
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"- We'll be right back. - I get to say that!"
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"- Hey! - We're on our break!"
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"- Any sign of the burglar yet? - He'll show."
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"There's just one little problem--"
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"Oh, my God! Underage kids drinking beer without a permit!"
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"Well, no matter what the paper says, I still have a job to do."
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"I didn't say stop."
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"Oh, my. I had no idea how much this town loved that zirconia."
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"Before, I was too old and no one wanted my help."
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"Suddenly, look who comes to old Grampa with--"
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"He lives in my retirement home. His name is Malloy."
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"- On one of my frequent trips to the ground... - [ Yelps ]"
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"for sneaking!"
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"Malloy said, ''I'll catch up with you. ''"
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"Much more vertical than usual."
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"- To the retirement home! - [ All ] Hooray!"
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"- [ Man ] Let's go.! - [ Angry Shouting ]"
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"What an eyesore!"
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"So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught..."
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"Malloy's old, and he outsmarted the lot of you."
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"And of course, I'm happy to return all of your treasured possessions."
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"Thank you, and thank you, Dad."
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"[ All ] Aww!"
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"And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail."
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"I caught the cat burglar.! I caught the cat burglar.!"
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"No kidding."
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"There's millions of dollars buried under a big ''T''!"
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"- [ Yells ] - [ Whimpers ]"
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"[ Chuckling ] Oh, you. Oh, kid."
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"for some unknown reason."
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"would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open..."
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"and feast on the goo inside?"
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"[ Woman ] Come on. Pull it out."
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"Fondest wishes--'' Oh, I can't make out the signature!"
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"Keep digging. We're bound to find something."
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"[ Mayor Quimby ] Mmm. I guess we're not going to find anything."
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"[ Chief Wiggum ] No, no. Dig up, stupid."
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"[ Shovels Digging ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"[ Growling ]"
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"[ Whining ]"
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"[ Sniffs ] Ooh!"
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"## [ Low Note ]"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"- Dad, we've been robbed! - Wake up, Dad! Wake up!"
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"- There was a burglar, and he took my saxophone! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"- And our portable TV. - D'oh!"
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"- And my necklace. - Ah, that's no big loss."
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"Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom."
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"You probably got a whole drawer full of'em."
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"Well, yes, I do, but they're all heirlooms too."
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"The burglar even took my stamp collection."
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"You had a stamp collection?"
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"Ohh. Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't."
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"That saxophone was my one creative outlet."
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"Hey, the burglar left his calling card."
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"''You have just been robbed by the Springfield Cat Burglar.''"
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"- Cute. - Hidilly-ho, neighboreenos."
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"You folks got robbed too?"
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"I wish to report a robbery."
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"A robbery, right. Thanks for the report."
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"That's another one, Lou. 723 Evergreen Terrace."
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