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Clips from Family Guy - A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks (S02E02)

"Come on, Griffins. Let's go home."
Family Guy
"Hey, watch where you're goin'."
Family Guy
"This child is beautiful. I must have him."
Family Guy
"You mean like Gina Gershon beautiful, or beautiful beautiful?"
Family Guy
"Peter, this is heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein."
Family Guy
"I've been looking everywhere for a face to launch my new line of diapers."
Family Guy
"And I think I've found it."
Family Guy
"Ooh! Yeah!"
Family Guy
"Workin' it, make me want it. Yeah!"
Family Guy
"I'm going to sex you up so crazy, yeah! Oh, you're loving this, aren't you?"
Family Guy
"Oh! Let's cut. All right, you're sleeping with which producer?"
Family Guy
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
Family Guy
"- Careful, Joe. - Kiss off! Yeah!"
Family Guy
"A lamp monster! Ooh! Ooooh!"
Family Guy
"This is my rifle, this is my gun This is for fighting, this is for fun"
Family Guy
"So we're not goin' just cos some little pissant tells us to. I demand to see the owner."
Family Guy
"That's right. This place is my legacy. So what have you done with your life, you jerk?"
Family Guy
"Look. It says "Happy birthday, Daddy. Love, Stewie.""
Family Guy
"...name was Steve Rock. First black I ever did it with."
Family Guy
"Oh, and again in 1981 for half a Mallomar."
Family Guy
"Right, Peter. And if your kids give you any lip,"
Family Guy
"No. Yes."
Family Guy
"Mr Griffin, he's going to be a great artist. He now belongs to the public."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna make you famous"
Family Guy
"But promise me, when you make it big, you'll let me take advantage of all the..."
Family Guy
"- Uh... - You called me, right?"
Family Guy
"I have to go oil up and start squeezing into my leather pants. Excuse me."
Family Guy
"1541. Michelangelo unveils the Sistine Chapel."
Family Guy
"1886. Seurat completes La Grand-Jatte."
Family Guy
"That's my dad if he were a cat."
Family Guy
"You owe me for all that money I invested in your worthless son."
Family Guy
"Dad, I'm sorry I'm not gonna be a famous artist you can mooch off of."
Family Guy
"He's a family guy!"
Family Guy
"Whoo!"
Family Guy
"Bob misses his mommy! Bob misses his mommy!"
Family Guy
"Oh. I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name."
Family Guy
"Hup. I got a live one. Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"My son's gonna be the best thing to happen to New York"
Family Guy
"I know artists have to make sacrifices, and..."
Family Guy
"- Hey, that's not art. Amateur! - How jejune!"
Family Guy
"Christobel, the art world is a place of culture and breeding."
Family Guy
"And send a masseuse up. Legitimate!"
Family Guy
"since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless secretly killed."
Family Guy
"Agh! Are you the Matrix?"
Family Guy
"You'll be known far and wide"
Family Guy
"Listen, uh, mister, we don't want any trouble here."
Family Guy
"Hey, Murph. You can't blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah the Ayatollah."
Family Guy
"Or would you rather chew on your own ass, as usual?"
Family Guy
"- Your dad is a pig! - Ah! Ha, ha, ha!"
Family Guy
"Hey, that's my dad. Except for that one."
Family Guy
"Of course."
Family Guy
"Ah! Yes!"
Family Guy
"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your party to leave."
Family Guy
"- Hey! Hey! What... Ow! Knock it off! - Huh?"
Family Guy
"The... the guy who lied?"
Family Guy
"- Rembrandt? - Who?"
Family Guy
"Mr Monatti, shouldn't I be painting now?"
Family Guy
"It's just like watching Murphy Brown."
Family Guy
"- Happy birthday! - I can't believe it! Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe!"
Family Guy
"- I'm gonna go over there and punch her. - No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no."
Family Guy
"Meg? Meg, listen to me. Don't you dare get on that plane."
Family Guy
"Blah, blah, blah, Bishop Desmond Tutu. Blah, blah."
Family Guy
"- Wanna go crap on the Statue of Liberty? - I've lived my life here and never been there."
Family Guy
"- Nothing happened. - No, the bird came when Meg whistled."
Family Guy
"Do it again! Do it again!"
Family Guy
"- Here I am. Sorry, I... - Camera two."
Family Guy
"I know what you're thinkin'."
Family Guy
"Wha... You own this whole place?!"
Family Guy
"- Oh, boy. - "Never go back." But I went everywhere."
Family Guy
"- I'll give you $5,000. What do you say? - I say..."
Family Guy
"Peter, we are not going to New York."
Family Guy
"I met him when I was hanging out with Andy Warhol in the '70s."
Family Guy
"No? Well, how about those car commercials when I played Joe Isuzu?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Bobby Williams, I'd love to go out with you."
Family Guy
"You'll be larger than life"
Family Guy
"Come on, think harder! There's gotta be somethin' you can do."
Family Guy
"1940. Georgia O'Keeffe paints a lot of flowers that look suspiciously like vaginas."
Family Guy
"Work of art? Or container of crazy purple knockout gas?"
Family Guy
"- Now, apologise. - The hell I will."
Family Guy
"But I got three wonderful children, and a wife that loves me."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy
"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"I can't think of anything. I guess I don't have any talent."
Family Guy