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Clips from 30 Rock - Idiots Are People Two! (S06E06)

"Imagine what the Internet would do with this."
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""Maroney found in closet with unconscious married man"
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"Again? No way. I have too much to lose now."
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"I am this close to becoming"
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"the spokeswoman for the vaginal mesh industry."
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"Vaginal mesh. Nice try, prolapse."
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"Now, if you want to take the fall for this, be my guest."
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"But I can't be connected to it in any way."
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"Oh, please."
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""B" and "E", theft and destruction of company property."
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"And who knows what we've done to Pete."
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"I'll get fired."
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"They'd kick me out of the page program faster than"
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"a fella can come up with folksy similes."
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"No one can know this was our fault."
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"But we have to help Mr. Hornberger."
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"What do we do?"
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"But I know someone who does."
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"Talk to me."
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"I'm on my way."
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"Hi, this is Tracy's cell phone."
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"Dot com, hold the steering wheel."
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"I've got to leave my outgoing message."
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"What did I just hit?"
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"Was that a person? Is that paint or blood?"
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"Dot com, this did not happen."
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"We take this to our graves!"
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"Tracy, uh, this is Liz. Please call my office."
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"My extension, as you have pointed out,"
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"spells "anus" with an "I"."
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"- Hey, what's up? - What time you coming home?"
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"Because I'm... taking you out to dinner"
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"What?"
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"I called sunglass hut and got my credit limit raised to $80,"
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"plus, they told me I only needed 5,000 more shades points"
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"to get free lens wipes,"
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"That's all awesome. What happened?"
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"I got an investor for the truck."
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"I went over my whole business plan, guy gave me ten grand."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, if you got it in cash,"
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"and kiss on top of it."
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"But nothing more. And I have a cold sore."
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"Damn it. No, it's a check."
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"But look at it. It's beautiful."
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"Who's that man behind the curtain"
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"His kiss will make you certain"
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"of the one name you'll be blurtin'"
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"Kelsey, Kelsey"
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"one touch and you're not caring"
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"how much you paid repairing"
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"that China hutch that you kicked down the stairs"
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"during love-making"
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"thanks to Kelsey, his name is Kelsey"
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"his friends call him Kelsey"
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"or sometimes just "Kels""
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"his name is Kelsey, he's very wealthy"
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"he doesn't have to be doing this"
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"Kelsey"
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"You shouldn't be buying me gifts."
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"German flag, please."
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"Tracy, do you know how many of your hard-working and dedicated"
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"Well, Tracy,"
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"Aww."
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"Where does this person live?"
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"Was she poisoned? I have no way of knowing,"
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"but Mr. Subhas is refusing to do any work for TGS"
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"But only maintenance is allowed in the supply room."
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"Okay, you're right, L.L. I do get how they felt."
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"Hurry, Ms. Maroney."
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"Got to keep daddy's special sleepy-place clean."
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"I don't know."
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"Black nerds,"
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"'Cause I'm in Chinatown, baby."
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"Hey, whatever happened to TiVo?"
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"If Mr. Subhas finds us in here,"
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"Oh, yeah, if you watch those games,"
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"Eh."
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"You said it yourself how many rules we've broken."
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"I am on to you. I am not going to talk about him."
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"and thrown overboard for displeasing the sheikh."
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"something important, and now look what we've done."
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"No."
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"Whatever. I'm tired of apologizing all the time"
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"And both sets of genitals!"
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"because I can't understand him."
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"I need my special, pink-gel fluorescents,"
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"That's poisonous."
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"Oh, my God, is he dead?"
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"co-workers are gay?"
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"the fabric softener bear is gay?"
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""sexuality is a continuum," and he is but"
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""It's gonna be okay, baby."
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"Hello, Lemon. Chew with your mouth closed."
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"That was hard to track down."
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"For God's sake, Tracy."
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"He really is a good person."
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"Today, almost all of them are in police evidence lockers."
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"who thought they'd linger over breakfast this morning,"
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"- From the top! - Over it!"
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"as sort of an albino slave-monkey."
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"Hey, so check this out."
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"Now that seems like a good use of time for a busy entrepreneur."
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"- Right? - You gonna put on pants today?"
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"and inbred virgin.""
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"I don't know."
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