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Clips from Family Guy - Finders Keepers (S12E12)

"And since you were so well-behaved at the dentist,"
Family Guy
"Dad, when do I get to go to the dentist?"
Family Guy
"When you're older, Chris."
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"Good evening, countrymen. And women."
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"Hey, little guy."
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"You know, that's a real treasure map you've got there."
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"Okay, well, I guess treasure hunting isn't for everyone."
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"Treasure, you say?"
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"Ah, yes. You see, legend has it"
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"that Quahog founder Miles "Chatterbox" Musket"
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"by British soldiers during the Revolutionary War."
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"He died before he could retrieve it, and left behind only this map."
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"Many believe his treasure is still buried right here in Rhode Island."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go do diarrhea,"
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"and then I'll be right back to take your order."
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"Lois, I know where this is!"
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"Peter, please, that's just a place mat"
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"to distract your children while you're eating."
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"- There's no treasure. - Well, what if there is?"
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"Ah, see? Surprised you with that one."
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"You see, you see that rock next to the "X"?"
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"I know that rock, Lois. It's right near Route 2."
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"- I'm finding that treasure. - Peter, the map is a joke."
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"Like George McFly."
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"Hey, Lorraine,"
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"whatever happened to that guy Marty from high school?"
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"Don't know. Never saw him after the prom."
Family Guy
"Really? Sure you didn't run into him, oh, say, about 16 years ago?"
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"George, what are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"I'm talking about the fact that our son,"
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"who you insisted we name after that guy Marty,"
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"You think I'm an idiot? That I wouldn't notice"
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"Mom, Dad, I accidentally set fire to the living room rug!"
Family Guy
"I am not going easy on him!"
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"Hey, guys, who wants to dig for buried treasure with me?"
Family Guy
"Well, this child's placemat is telling me"
Family Guy
"to dig for buried treasure by the side of the highway."
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"- Who's in? - Oh, forget it, Peter. That's crazy talk."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we're not going along with another one of your stupid ideas."
Family Guy
"I don't have stupid ideas."
Family Guy
"Haven't you seen my documentary film?"
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"Each year, the environment covers more than 40% of the Earth."
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"Every animal on Earth lays eggs."
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"This is a birch tree. Today it will begin its 10,000-mile journey."
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"The Earth neither hates nor loves,"
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"but sits, waiting patiently, for people to do famous stuff"
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"Peter, it's time to come home. You've been out here digging all day."
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"I told you, this whole thing was ridiculous."
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"What the hell was I thinking, anyway?"
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"I must be some kind of idiot."
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"What was that?"
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"Holy crap! Lois, it's the treasure!"
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"Oh, my God! Peter, you were right!"
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"Oh, no, it's the one kid who also followed the treasure map."
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"Well, it's not the treasure,"
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"but it looks like it's a clue to where the treasure is."
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""Face the circle in the square, you'll see me, I'll show you where.""
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"Interesting."
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"Interesting, interesting."
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"Okay, well, if there is a treasure out there,"
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"we don't want anybody else to know about it."
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"Hey, look! Dad's on TV!"
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"Hello, I'm Tom Tucker, here with local fortune seeker Peter Griffin,"
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"who appears to have found a clue to a hidden treasure."
Family Guy
"That's right, Tom, and I sincerely hope"
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"that the caption beneath me doesn't say "Local Fatty.""
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"Let's do something about that caption."
Family Guy
"Allright, well, you can check out the clue at our website."
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"And then go out in the waiting room and maybe start lowering expectations."
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"- Treasure? - Yeah, baby?"
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"Bring me a grape wine."
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"Peter, what the hell! Now everyone has the clue!"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Because I'm tired of people saying I don't know nothin'."
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"Everyone doubted me,"
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"You're a cool guy. I want you to give me my bath tonight."
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"All right, where is it? Give me that! Is this all there was?"
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"Yeah, is there anything else we should know before we start looking?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is our thing. We're not sharing this with anyone."
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"Peter, come on, are you serious?"
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"If Joe or I found this, we'd want you right alongside us."
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"Well, yeah, we're like peas in a pod."
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"Wait, wait. Don't go in there. He's doing his podcast."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's cute. Now, that I like."
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"What do you think about this, you old bag?"
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"Look, you guys doubted me, mocked me,"
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"constantly handled my Eggo despite my clear instructions,"
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"and now you want a piece of my treasure? I don't think so."
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"Peter, I don't like this."
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"It seems like this treasure is already turning people against each other."
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"Hang on, you guys. I think I might have figured something out."
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""The circle in the square.""
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"That could be the clock in the town square."
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"Wow, that... You're right! Brian, that could be it!"
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"Well, let's get down there before anyone else does."
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"Son of a bitch! Everyone's already here!"
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"Let's see, "Face the circle in the square.""
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""Face the circle.""
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""Face.""
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"Okay, the gesturing needs to stop. No one else is doing that."
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"Look! When you face this way,"
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"you're looking at the statue of Miles Musket."
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"Crap, you guys, there's already other people here."
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"You're right. Okay, gather round, kids. Family suicide."
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"Look, there's a plaque!"
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""This square shall forever honor the memory of my son, Timmy Musket."
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""Always a chip off the old Block."
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""May he rest in peace."
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""Miles 'Chatterbox' Musket.""
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"Wait, when I played Jane Musket in the school play"
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"the last three weekends..."
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"I had a lot of dog stuff that day."
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"Yeah, weekends I like to spend with my kids."
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"...I learned that Timmy Musket is buried in a cemetery on Block Island."
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"-"Timmy..." - Meg, please."
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"That must be what "chip off the old Block" means!"
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"Your mother and I are taking the ferry to Block Island!"
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"Chris, we need to find that treasure for ourselves."
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"- What do you mean? - Even if Dad finds the treasure,"
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"I mean, last time we came into some money,"
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