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Clips from Action Jackson

Short Films 1988 10 min 1,318 clips
Short Comedy Documentary

Credits

(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
"(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)"
Action Jackson
No, new sentence there.
"No, new sentence there."
Action Jackson
(THUD)
"(THUD)"
Action Jackson
Come on.
"Come on."
Action Jackson
You can't possibly have a better suggestion.
"You can't possibly have a better suggestion."
Action Jackson
Oh, Frank.
"Oh, Frank."
Action Jackson
WOMAN: Ugh.
"WOMAN: Ugh."
Action Jackson
Oh, what? You got something against violence?
"Oh, what? You got something against violence?"
Action Jackson
(SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
"(SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)"
Action Jackson
Jesus Christ!
"Jesus Christ!"
Action Jackson
(FRANK GRUNTS)
"(FRANK GRUNTS)"
Action Jackson
(COUGHS)
"(COUGHS)"
Action Jackson
Can the shit, Kornblau.
"Can the shit, Kornblau."
Action Jackson
WOMAN: Hey! You little bastard! What's wrong with you?
"WOMAN: Hey! You little bastard! What's wrong with you?"
Action Jackson
No, no, no, no, no.
"No, no, no, no, no."
Action Jackson
(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
Action Jackson
That some researchers...
"That some researchers..."
Action Jackson
Others say his mother was molested by Bigfoot.
"Others say his mother was molested by Bigfoot."
Action Jackson
And Jackson's their mutant offspring.
"And Jackson's their mutant offspring."
Action Jackson
Jackson is so vicious, we don't even let him have a gun.
"Jackson is so vicious, we don't even let him have a gun."
Action Jackson
ALBERT: Where is he?
"ALBERT: Where is he?"
Action Jackson
- Hi, darling. WOMAN: Hmm.
"- Hi, darling. WOMAN: Hmm."
Action Jackson
- Get that little shit! - Look out!
"- Get that little shit! - Look out!"
Action Jackson
Mellow out.
"Mellow out."
Action Jackson
Jackson, what's on the agenda today?
"Jackson, what's on the agenda today?"
Action Jackson
It takes sharp work to track a man screaming, "I did it! I did it!"
"It takes sharp work to track a man screaming, "I did it! I did it!""
Action Jackson
(THUD)
"(THUD)"
Action Jackson
It's as if the assailant was invisible. There wasn't enough left of Stringer...
"It's as if the assailant was invisible. There wasn't enough left of Stringer..."
Action Jackson
"The old protein pickup."
""The old protein pickup.""
Action Jackson
I just showed him a picture of your girlfriend.
"I just showed him a picture of your girlfriend."
Action Jackson
Jackson, have a seat.
"Jackson, have a seat."
Action Jackson
And how would you describe those two years?
"And how would you describe those two years?"
Action Jackson
Uneventful.
"Uneventful."
Action Jackson
In my years on the force, I have never met a more dedicated policeman.
"In my years on the force, I have never met a more dedicated policeman."
Action Jackson
You could've handled Sean Dellaplane more delicately.
"You could've handled Sean Dellaplane more delicately."
Action Jackson
How, huh? Send him an engraved invitation?
"How, huh? Send him an engraved invitation?"
Action Jackson
- You nearly tore that boy's arm off! - So?
"- You nearly tore that boy's arm off! - So?"
Action Jackson
That case not only cost you your lieutenant's stripes...
"That case not only cost you your lieutenant's stripes..."
Action Jackson
but also your gun permit and marriage, and brought this department...
"but also your gun permit and marriage, and brought this department..."
Action Jackson
Then we'll see about getting those lieutenant's stripes back.
"Then we'll see about getting those lieutenant's stripes back."
Action Jackson
SPEAKER: On my television I came across a commercial...
"SPEAKER: On my television I came across a commercial..."
Action Jackson
for Dellaplane's car, the Halley.
"for Dellaplane's car, the Halley."
Action Jackson
And like Halley's comet, he's the kind of man...
"And like Halley's comet, he's the kind of man..."
Action Jackson
WOMAN 2: Wonderful, Peter!
"WOMAN 2: Wonderful, Peter!"
Action Jackson
Thank you. Thank you.
"Thank you. Thank you."
Action Jackson
(WHISPERS) Pardon me.
"(WHISPERS) Pardon me."
Action Jackson
Patrice Dellaplane.
"Patrice Dellaplane."
Action Jackson
Patrice.
"Patrice."
Action Jackson
(WOMAN LAUGHS)
"(WOMAN LAUGHS)"
Action Jackson
conceited, two-faced, backstabbing asshole.
"conceited, two-faced, backstabbing asshole."
Action Jackson
Peter, I'd like you to meet... I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
"Peter, I'd like you to meet... I'm sorry, I don't know your name."
Action Jackson
- Well, of course. That rhymes. PATRICE: Heh.
"- Well, of course. That rhymes. PATRICE: Heh."
Action Jackson
MAN 2: Russell.
"MAN 2: Russell."
Action Jackson
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
"(BOTH CHUCKLE)"
Action Jackson
A guy with no arms and legs, who sits on the porch?
"A guy with no arms and legs, who sits on the porch?"
Action Jackson
You two assholes if you don't shut the fuck up.
"You two assholes if you don't shut the fuck up."
Action Jackson
Bob.
"Bob."
Action Jackson
What the...? Oh!
"What the...? Oh!"
Action Jackson
We lost. Damn.
"We lost. Damn."
Action Jackson
How much did you lose on that game?
"How much did you lose on that game?"
Action Jackson
Please be careful...
"Please be careful..."
Action Jackson
I don't sound that bad, do I?
"I don't sound that bad, do I?"
Action Jackson
MAN 1 (ON TV): This has nothing to do with plumbing.
"MAN 1 (ON TV): This has nothing to do with plumbing."
Action Jackson
ANNOUNCER (ON TV): The Halley, from Dellaplane.
"ANNOUNCER (ON TV): The Halley, from Dellaplane."
Action Jackson
The Halley. The car of tomorrow can be yours today.
"The Halley. The car of tomorrow can be yours today."
Action Jackson
Hot.
"Hot."
Action Jackson
Call me. You know where you can reach me.
"Call me. You know where you can reach me."
Action Jackson
- Jackson, call for you! - Who is it?
"- Jackson, call for you! - Who is it?"
Action Jackson
Do I look like your secretary?
"Do I look like your secretary?"
Action Jackson
Hold on a second. Dale!
"Hold on a second. Dale!"
Action Jackson
This is a matter of life and death.
"This is a matter of life and death."
Action Jackson
The walls...
"The walls..."
Action Jackson
The walls have ears, and all of that.
"The walls have ears, and all of that."
Action Jackson
Just cool it.
"Just cool it."
Action Jackson
I'll give you three guesses, and the first two...
"I'll give you three guesses, and the first two..."
Action Jackson
About a man and the many Hearts he broke
"About a man and the many Hearts he broke"
Action Jackson
Girls, he'll break your heart
"Girls, he'll break your heart"
Action Jackson
Far away eyes
"Far away eyes"
Action Jackson
Far away eyes
"Far away eyes"
Action Jackson
Far away eyes
"Far away eyes"
Action Jackson
Open up my door
"Open up my door"
Action Jackson
And love me with your
"And love me with your"
Action Jackson
Far away eyes
"Far away eyes"
Action Jackson
How do you feel, baby
"How do you feel, baby"
Action Jackson
He didn't make the name for himself he thought he would.
"He didn't make the name for himself he thought he would."
Action Jackson
is Dellaplane's mistress. She's a singer.
"is Dellaplane's mistress. She's a singer."
Action Jackson
- I'm not wasting your time. - I know.
"- I'm not wasting your time. - I know."
Action Jackson
It's C.O.D.
"It's C.O.D."
Action Jackson
(CHUCKLES)
"(CHUCKLES)"
Action Jackson
Are you ever gonna tell her about me?
"Are you ever gonna tell her about me?"
Action Jackson
- Why would I do a thing like that? - Hmm.
"- Why would I do a thing like that? - Hmm."
Action Jackson
Which of us is business and which is pleasure, huh?
"Which of us is business and which is pleasure, huh?"
Action Jackson
DELLAPLANE: Mm-hm. SYDNEY: Mm-hm.
"DELLAPLANE: Mm-hm. SYDNEY: Mm-hm."
Action Jackson
Did I say all that?
"Did I say all that?"
Action Jackson
Oh, baby.
"Oh, baby."
Action Jackson
Let's hope you never have to find out.
"Let's hope you never have to find out."
Action Jackson
I'll be out the door faster than shit through Secretariat.
"I'll be out the door faster than shit through Secretariat."
Action Jackson
(DELLAPLANE CHUCKLES)
"(DELLAPLANE CHUCKLES)"
Action Jackson
Is that all you have to say?
"Is that all you have to say?"
Action Jackson
The negative's quite poor, isn't it?
"The negative's quite poor, isn't it?"
Action Jackson
His kind of trouble is no trouble at all.
"His kind of trouble is no trouble at all."
Action Jackson
(MAN GROANING)
"(MAN GROANING)"
Action Jackson
I say that sounds fine. I believe we can meet that.
"I say that sounds fine. I believe we can meet that."
Action Jackson
Peter, I need to talk to you.
"Peter, I need to talk to you."
Action Jackson
It costs more than your diamond brooch.
"It costs more than your diamond brooch."
Action Jackson
- It's important. - This is important.
"- It's important. - This is important."
Action Jackson
It'll just take a second, honey...
"It'll just take a second, honey..."
Action Jackson
SYDNEY: I couldn't figure out what they were talking about...
"SYDNEY: I couldn't figure out what they were talking about..."
Action Jackson
but I heard him say the name Moretti.
"but I heard him say the name Moretti."
Action Jackson
And he definitely said your name.
"And he definitely said your name."
Action Jackson
That's gotta be Oliver O'Rooney.
"That's gotta be Oliver O'Rooney."
Action Jackson
No, not at all.
"No, not at all."
Action Jackson
I know how you feel about Peter. But you don't know him the way I do.
"I know how you feel about Peter. But you don't know him the way I do."
Action Jackson
He may seem greedy and arrogant...
"He may seem greedy and arrogant..."
Action Jackson
but you don't make it big and remained loved by everyone.
"but you don't make it big and remained loved by everyone."
Action Jackson
I met him after his first wife died and his son went to prison.
"I met him after his first wife died and his son went to prison."
Action Jackson
I think the whole experience changed him.
"I think the whole experience changed him."
Action Jackson
Who says I've gotten away with anything?
"Who says I've gotten away with anything?"
Action Jackson
Why do they call you Action...?
"Why do they call you Action...?"
Action Jackson
(ENGINE REVS AND TIRES SCREECH)
"(ENGINE REVS AND TIRES SCREECH)"
Action Jackson