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Clips from South Park - HUMANCENTiPAD (S15E15)

"If you're really sorry,"
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"then you'll understand why you aren't getting anything."
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"have any logical sense, Mommy,"
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"by not getting the iPad... Mama."
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"No!"
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"Well, then could we at least pull up here"
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"'Cause I liked to be wined and dined"
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"What is this? What's going on?"
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"You... you agreed to the iTunes"
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"terms and conditions too?"
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"What?"
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"I was in a hurry, you see,"
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"I can't even read English!"
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"Hey, shut up in there!"
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"You all agreed to stay quiet."
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"This is a mistake! I agreed by accident!"
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"another little window pops up that says,"
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""Are you sure you agree?""
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"And you have to click on "Agree" again."
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"What are you going to do to us?"
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"Everything that you agreed to"
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"in the iTunes conditions."
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"We didn't read them!"
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"Hello, everyone!"
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"I am here to announce a new product"
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"that will once again revolutionize"
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"the way we use our phones and tablet devices."
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"Let's hear it for our volunteers!"
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"of our first truly interfaced device."
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"The first what?"
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"They have actually agreed to be surgically altered."
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"Their lips will be removed,"
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"What?"
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"Mouth to anus, so that the feces"
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"from the gastral track from one"
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"will enter the mouth of the little boy-"
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"enter the mouth of the little boy,"
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"leading through his anus to the mouth of the female-"
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"who completely agreed- they all agreed-"
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"which will then go to a tablet device,"
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"making a product that is part human"
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"and part emailing device!"
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"I give you... the HumancentiPad!"
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"I should have never updated iTunes!"
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"purchased in the iTunes store.""
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"Can somebody please explain to me what is going on?"
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"to Kyle."
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""By clicking 'Agree,' you are also acknowledging"
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"to the butthole of another iTunes user.""
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""Apple and its subsidiaries may also, if necessary,"
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"making you a being that shares one gastral track.""
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"Hmm. I'm gonna click on... "Decline.""
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"Well, that does it! I'm going to the police."
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"Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is,"
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"The only way we can fix all this"
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"the geniuses."
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"The geniuses!"
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"The geniuses."
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"All right. Good."
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"Looks good, guys. Great work."
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"Really nice, guys."
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"People couldn't believe how easy it was"
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"and share it with other people"
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"The only thing the iPad couldn't do"
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"until now."
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"You want out? Are you saying you want out?"
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"Fine, you don't want to be part of this,"
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"This says we don't ever have to let you out"
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"Damn it! Why won't it read?"
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"All right, here you go. Come on."
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"I will not eat if they are forced to eat my poo!"
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"Perhaps I didn't mention..."
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"it's a bean and cheese burrito from Paco's."
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"I try to resist,"
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"We have to unveil this thing tomorrow."
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"Oh! Oh, no!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"the tragic story of a little boy"
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"whose mother constantly tries to fuck him."
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"I want you all to meet Eric Cartman,"
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"who's a very special boy with a very hard life."
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"Eric, you say that... your mom fucks you?"
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"for you to talk about,"
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"but where was the last time your mother fucked you?"
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"Boo!"
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"Boo!"
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"Eric, you come home right now!"
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"Boo!"
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"Ma'am, why do you think it's okay to fuck your son?"
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"'cause I liked to be kissed before I get fucked!"
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"You fuck your son, and you won't even give him a kiss?"
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"Well, Eric, we have a very special gift"
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"Now, remember, when you speak to the geniuses,"
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"The geniuses do not like those who waste their time."
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"Genius Leslie, we have a problem,"
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"What problems are you experiencing?"
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"My son was kidnapped by Apple,"
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"and they are holding him against his will!"
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"you're having trouble with that today."
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"Could I have his Apple ID?"
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"- Shh! - Oh, okay, I see, hmm."
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"Hmm, I might need to bring another genius in on this."
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"- Frothgar? - Uh-huh."
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"This guy's son was abducted by us."
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"Should I run a stock check or just give him store credit?"
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"No, I don't want store credit!"
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"Okay, this says he agreed to be taken"
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"He actually didn't read the agreement."
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"He didn't read it?"
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"So... just give them store credit?"
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"Which one would you rather I eat?"
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"Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus"
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"or the vanilla paste?"
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"Oh, right. You're not cool enough."
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"Think I'll email some of my friends."
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"What did the terms and conditions"
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"16-gig version, do you?"
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"They're a little cheaper."
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"This says it does everything the iPad does"
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"Go ahead! Here!"
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