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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Incentive (S08E08)

"Show me the best numbers this place has ever seen."
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"Last quarter we saw 4% growth."
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"Double it. You got it."
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"- Double. - Done."
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"- I'm not kidding. - Neither am I."
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"Hey."
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"What's up, guys?"
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"Just thought we'd have a little rap session,"
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"talk about business, see how things are going."
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"Well, you start."
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"I was just thinking about Robert."
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"Man, what a boss. Just...Throws down goals,"
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"Anyway, how's the sales doubling project going?"
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"How are we supposed to do that?"
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"Summon that."
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"If we could just double our sales,"
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"You're not making sense."
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"Do you have any new leads,"
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"any new territories you want us to look into,"
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"maybe have an in with a big client"
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"Dwight, anything?"
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"And before you know it, they're out of the house."
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"out of the box."
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"what would it look like?"
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"What would it be?"
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"that we could get our foot in the door."
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"Fart."
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"Good sesh."
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"Hello."
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"Don't-- Oh..."
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"You must think-- I'm not."
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"I'm using the fax. This isn't-- No, wait."
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"I'm not supposed to represent the company, right?"
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"- Okay. - So..."
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"♪ with the apricot scrub ♪"
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"What's up, darling?"
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"Hey, everybody, this is justine."
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"- Hi. - This is Jim"
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"and Oscar. Hi."
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"Can we go someplace private?"
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"After you."
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"I don't know what you did. I can barely walk today."
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"D-bone. There you are."
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"Let me guess. Somebody needs a brownie!"
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"Lick the spoon? No, that's okay."
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"I just-- I wanted to ask you"
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"- I know, right? - Right?"
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"Good. Really, really good."
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"Must be a tough time to be a family farm."
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"Oh, it is."
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"And beets are not immune."
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"but heirloom tomatoes are pushing back."
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"I don't know. What do you mean?"
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"You wanted the job. The job is yours."
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"And I'll...Do mine."
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"Walnuts?"
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"Have you seen this?"
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"Parenting? Yeah."
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"This is Cece's favorite magazine."
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"She looks at it when she's on the potty,"
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"and she makes the faces-- - Have you read it?"
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"Has an adult member of your family"
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"of taking frequent walks while you're pregnant."
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"- Of course, yeah. - Everyone knows that."
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"I will be taking a morning walk and an afternoon walk."
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"Would you like to join me? That sounds nice."
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"Great."
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"You have a walking buddy."
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"I do!"
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"for coming in-- It's our job."
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"Well, I never got thanked for coming into a meeting,"
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"and I always wanted to be, so I'm gonna thank people."
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"What's under the blanket?"
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"This is what's under the blanket."
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"We...Don't get it."
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"These are incentives."
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"It's how we're gonna double growth."
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"Now, you're probably all asking yourselves,"
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""well, how does this work?""
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"Seems like a basic reward system"
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"and then we redeem those points for prizes."
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"- Oh! - Is that a vibrator?"
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"I've outlined the exact parameters in an email,"
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"and redeem them for this polar bear."
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"It's so gross."
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"There's lots of stuff."
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"Or you can pool your points and redeem 55"
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"This point system is really insulting."
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"Ooh. Well, I didn't mean to offend you,"
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"because I'm very, very... Sari."
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"What if went all the way up to 500 points?"
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"All right. For 500 points,"
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"I will wear a dress to work."
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"Ah!"
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"That's pretty good."
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"What about, uh, for 1,000 points?"
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"I'll run naked through the parking lot"
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"Yeah? You like that?"
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"I will...Let you tattoo whatever you want"
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"on the stern of the old SS Bernard."
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"- Oh! - Here we go!"
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"All right, all right, and you are totally serious."
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"Swear to God, hope to die. Now, let's get to work!"
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"In that case, let's get to work."
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"Uh, Phyllis, brachen auto?"
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"I just want you to benefit from our..."
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"T-bag-bone."
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"of a mood shift around here?"
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"No, I haven't noticed anything."
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"Really?"
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"Because I sat next to Stanley for years,"
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"- Yeah? - Open-eye naptime."
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"He balances the phone on his shoulder"
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"and just powers down."
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"You've got to unleash the power"
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"of the pyramid."
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"You think it has something to do"
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"with that incentive program?"
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"Uh..."
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"No, you definitely weren't kidding."
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