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Clips from The Simpsons - Married to the Blob (S25E25)

"on a first date."
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"It is not in any way, weird,"
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"or-or sad."
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"that you look like the man"
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"on a box of Mr. Sparkle?"
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"In Japan, drinking your detergent"
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"is a popular method of suicide."
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"Honki da yo?!"
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"Kumiko, for you,"
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"Not garbage, Americana."
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"Here's some more Americana,"
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"that bubbled up in the swamp."
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"Your All-American"
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"Fifty State Potato Skin Sampler."
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"What-What madness is this?"
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"Ask your questions after all 50 "tates.""
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"Really?"
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"In Japan, no one ever says what they think."
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"and our baseball fences are too close."
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"But no one says anything."
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"Attention, restaurateurs!"
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"You should've spent less on the kitsch,"
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"and more on the kitch-en."
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"I baptize you mediocre, at best."
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"American nerd snark"
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"And, yet, still a little bitter."
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"Marge, Homer, you have nurtured our love"
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"like Steven Speilberg nurtured the careers"
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"of Zemeckis and Gale."
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"I have decided to move in"
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"to the basement under his store."
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"At last, we'll be in the same bed."
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"Just like Batman and Robin."
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"- Ohh.... - Hmm..."
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"Homer, I want you to take Kumiko"
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"and Comic Book Guy a housewarming present,"
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"Apparently, including tying the knots on the hammock."
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"Not a word."
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"I thought this was her residence,"
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"but all I see is a store full of, uh,"
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"non-pornographic manga."
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"You're Kumiko's father?"
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"I am not a Kung fu instructor."
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"I am a humble salary man"
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"who could kick your ass."
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"I know. Mr. Sparkle."
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"I get that a lot too."
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"Okay. She moved in with her boyfriend."
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"He's immature."
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"But, fat and old."
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"to live in his basement?"
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"It was an obvious guess!"
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"Daughter!"
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"You are coming back to Japan!"
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"who need you to take care of them."
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"No. Please... Please."
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"You can retrieve rants"
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"if you did not empty your trash."
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"Goodbye!"
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"Now I know I've got a heart..."
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"because it's breaking."
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"Wizard of Oz reference!"
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"Urkle reference!"
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"Help me."
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"I can't stop."
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"Homer Simpson, this was your doing."
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"We both love our daughters,"
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"No... discipline would imply,"
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"So... are you married?"
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"But she's always with me."
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"You promise double suicide."
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"You hear what you want to hear."
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"Something stronger!"
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"Now, that's disgusting."
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"Wine made of rice?"
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"Try some."
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"Why did I drink the fish wine?"
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"Uh! I am ruined by whimsy."
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"soon I'll be a beautiful swan."
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"Aw..."
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"We'll explain it."
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"The rice wine has penetrated"
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"to the essence of your souls."
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"Yeah, listen to my tail."
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"You're the tail!"
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"No... You're the tail."
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"my half of the shell!"
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"Ooh."
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"Hey, that actually feels good."
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"A little bit more."
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"Right there. Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, yeah. That's the stuff."
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"Enough nonsense!"
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"I came here for my daughter!"
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"♪ I-I am a golden bird"
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"♪ And I love the comic nerd"
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"♪ Of this, I won't be cured"
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"The monster is me."
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"and going to White Castle afterwards,"
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"really opened my eyes."
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"Mr. Nakamura,"
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"I have used my hitherto unmentioned"
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"chemical engineering degree"
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"at the Springfield Phosphate Works."
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"But... the CEO is a woman."
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"Now, have I proven myself"
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"worthy of your daughter?"
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"No."
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"The way you were."
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"I-- I was?"
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"I eBayed my stool."
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"Cancel the sale."
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"But then my seller rating"
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"will go down..."
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"Yes, Papa-san."
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"we are gathered here"
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"King of the Cameos,"
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"on this blessed occasion?"
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"strangely, comic books"
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"no longer seem so important."
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