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Clips from Friends - The One Hundredth (S05E05)

"I'm Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out."
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"This is for the babies to look at someday."
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"Can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!"
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"The One Hundredth"
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"...is because she's not coming."
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"She hit her head in the shower."
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"Oh, my God. She's so stupid!"
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"Something hurts."
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"You'll be in good hands. I've been doing this a long time."
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"Did he just say he loves Fonzie?"
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"Don't worry. She told me about the LaMazda stuff."
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"Monica, you're gonna be very proud of me."
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"Not in my head."
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"-What? -Harder than it sounds, isn't it?"
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"You're coming. And when they get off..."
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"Get a shot of this."
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"...check it out!"
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"Now let's dive into the good stuff."
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"Really? Male nurses?"
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"So they're going on dates."
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"It was sweet at first, but now I think he's trying to steal my thunder."
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"Let's see what we got here."
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"All right."
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"It's very weird!"
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"Hey, there you are!"
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"There's something you should know."
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"I am so fine. You and I, we're just nothing."
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"He has no strong feelings about Fonzie..."
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"I should have specified I'd need a grown-up doctor."
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"Doesn't anybody understand that I'm going to be having babies soon?"
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"Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones."
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"It's kidney stones."
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"-If it was something else? -Well, that would be "kidney stones.""
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"It's a terrific thing that you're having these babies for Frank and Alice."
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"I want to keep one."
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"Oh, I'm gonna be on the news."
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"I do. Frank and Alice will want to keep all their children."
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"Phoebe, no. This is insane."
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"All I'm saying is, just talk to Frank."
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"Feeling better, sweetie?"
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"Maybe a little."
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"Me too."
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"You know who I always liked? Mork."
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"Fonzie met Mork."
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"Mork froze Fonzie."
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"So, Dan..."
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"And it didn't feel "girlie" during the Gulf War."
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"-No. -All right, very good!"
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"This is a big one."
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"I do too! I do too!"
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"So, Frank..."
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"Not to me."
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"Fair enough."
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"I want only the father here."
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"What is that?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait! It's almost time to try peeing."
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"I can't believe somebody's coming out!"
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"There's somebody coming out of you!"
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"Come on, little Chandler, it's time to be born."
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"Hey, where's his thing?"
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"There's 30 fingers and 30 toes."
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"...and the technical definition is:"
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"...and have amazing sex..."
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"But if you have this new dictionary that gets you mad at me..."
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"...then we have to get you my original one."
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"No, honey."
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"Okay, so we're cool."
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"We're gonna be great."
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"Little high-fives."
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"I know."
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"You won't be able to take it."
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"Now that little Chandler is a girl, what'll they name her?"
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"Kind of a masculine name, don't you think?"
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"Have you started having contractions?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Which of you is the father?"
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"I'll miss watching you freak people out like that."
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"Do you want to say anything before it starts?"
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"What took you so long?"
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"Your cab left when ours did."
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"We went back because I forgot my jacket."
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"You're not wearing one."
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"Oh, man! I did it again!"
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"Someone has to call Frank and Alice."
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"My mom might What are you doing?"
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"I've got to get the "before" shot!"
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"We spoke to the nurse. The reason your doctor is late..."
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"Phoebe, it's gonna be okay."
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"I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina!"
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"All right. Oh, dear God, save me!"
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"Oh, it's not bad."
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"And so the miracle of birth begins. And I"
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"It's sympathy pains. That's so sweet!"
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"I didn't know I cared that much."
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"I'm Dr. Harad. I'll be delivering your babies."
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"I'll be back to do your internal."
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"And also, I love Fonzie."
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"That's what it sounded like."
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"All right."
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"Am I late? Nobody came out yet, right?"
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"No, we haven't started yet. Where's Alice?"
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"If you get the babies out by month's end..."
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"...you get two percent financing."
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"I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses."
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"I don't think so."
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"...and I'll tell you if it's true."
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"...we'll go get some Jello with them."
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"How do you make that dirty?"
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"It's easy. I can do it with anything."
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"Grandma's chicken salad..."
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"These are the headlines when you were born."
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"This one doesn't hurt eith Yes, it does!"
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"I was kind of hoping that was it."
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"Where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?"
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"A couple of nurses asked them out."
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"Yeah, I was bummed too."
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"-When? -I think Saturday."
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"-What's with him? -Sympathy pains."
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"Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets."
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