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Clips from Scrubs - My Nah Nah Nah (S08E08)

"I can't watch right now, I'm working."
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"You know you said that out loud, right?"
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"I'm not ashamed of who I am."
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"And there's a 90% chance that the gopher was a puppet, but"
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"this right here, hilarious."
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"Dr. Turk, what the hell are we doing?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Please tell me there's something else that you can do for my son. Anything."
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"J.D.: There's a lot a person can express, simply with their hands."
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"Whether it's defiance..."
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"What the hell?"
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"Why?"
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"Looks like somebody's getting their ass dumped."
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"J.D.: Or even desperation."
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"Please, Dr. Turk. Please help."
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"Don't you remember my "don't give him false hope" speech"
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"- That was a lie? - Yes, Turk."
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"Look, I actually have a good idea."
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"Mr. Hill, there's a therapy I'd like to try on Mike."
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"But here's the thing, it's very experimental..."
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"It's not up to me to make the decision. I have to talk to my boss."
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"Okay."
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"Now, Hun, and when I say "Hun" I don't mean the "short for honey" kind,"
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"but rather the "Attila" kind,"
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"despite the fact that wearing our wedding ring"
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"is one of the most stupendous perks in the history of the planet,"
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"the truth is, I'm wearing it because I want to."
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"So that's it. You're just going to ignore me?"
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"Which begs the question, why on Earth would you care?"
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"or Dr. Kelso doing his daily post-muffin power walk"
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"but there's a procedure I heard of called cold therapy."
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"We'd induce a mild hypothermia, which would minimize swelling"
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"preventing his paralysis."
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"Hey. Do you have a second?"
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"Oh. Honey, I would love to, but I'm just right in the middle of something."
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"Anyway, between the weak American dollar and the,"
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"you know, low interest rates, I think you'd be absolute fools"
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"have just made it a complete buyer's market."
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"- What the hell was that? - I don't know, but it kind of made sense."
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"Look, the problem with cold therapy is that it's controversial."
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"- The car, the college fund, the house... - What house?"
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"- The one the Janitor was talking about. - No!"
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"There's your answer."
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"- Say it. - You're always right."
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"Well, you were right. Lady and I are doomed."
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"Congratulations, Pam."
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"You think my name is Pam?"
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"You know what, I don't care. I have my own problems."
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"The worst part is, things were really going great between us."
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"I finally got so comfortable with her that I was able to be the real me, you know?"
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"You know what? If she wants to break up with me, that's fine."
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"But I'm just gonna dump her first."
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"Not really."
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"Why not?"
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"Because you've been doing it on and off for seven years."
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"And if any one of us ever want to have another stupid conversation"
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"about your relationship, all we have to do is"
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"think back and remember one of the other billions"
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"So how's the butt?"
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"J.D. 's gonna hit that flat butt!"
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"Look, you guys both said that you've been happy lately."
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"Why mess that up over a ring?"
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"Seeing as that I'm part of a couple again,"
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"whether you want it or not."
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"That's what I do. I can't help myself."
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"Still, don't tear things apart"
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, lookit! You're adorable. Do you got a daddy?"
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"I'm just window-shopping."
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"Mike's hooked up to the thermal regulation system,"
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"I feel really good about this, you know?"
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"That makes one of us."
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"Baby, what am I doing?"
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"I am proud of you."
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"Not just for being smart, but for being brave. Kiss."
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"- We should talk. - We should talk."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah. I know. Okay. Sorry about that."
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"- Yeah. - But, you go."
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"Oh, no, no, no, you first."
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"- I'd prefer you. - No, no. You go first."
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"- Okay... - May I?"
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"I'm not really good at the talking part of relationships,"
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"but I've given this a little thought, and here goes."
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"and you're a monkey trying to steal my gold..."
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"I'm a germaphobe."
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"What?"
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"The reason I don't want to hold hands is that I'm a germaphobe."
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"My therapist thinks that part of reason I'm attracted to you"
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"And you're a dead ringer for my dad. Whatever. Anyway."
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"and I just finally feel so comfortable with you"
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"that I want to be the real me, you know?"
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"I do."
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"Mmm. Hey, don't touch the table, it's full of bacteria."
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"Oh. Thanks."
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"Well, that sucked. See you tomorrow, everybody."
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"Bye, Bob!"
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"They're so cute."
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"But I still think that we're the best couple here."
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"No one cares, Elliot."
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"J.D., you're in the relationship, you have to care!"
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"Look, you know what I love about where we are now?"
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"I started to think about hands again,"
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"This is great. It's like I'm steering you."
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"Look out for weird coughing guy."
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"I don't know. But I'm glad I did it."
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"I'm really proud of you, baby."
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"J.D.: There's got to be a way I could get on SportsCenter."
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"What is going on?"
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"Involuntary luge."
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"- J.D.: Eagle! - Oh!"
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"That's got to hurt."
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"- Look at how his leg's all twisted. - Oh."
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"J.D.: I'm still not sure why luge is even a sport."
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"Say, Zeltzer, my family is with me here today but all the tables are full."
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"Their accents were unintelligible."
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"I got three steaks!"
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"Jordan, that's..."
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"- Oh, babe, you got a little smudge there. - Uh-oh."
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"Oh, don't worry, I wasn't shaving myself."
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