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Clips from The Simpsons - Dial 'N' for Nerder (S19E19)

"Well, they say muscle weighse than fat."
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"What?!"
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"I'm not even gonna dignify that with eye contact."
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"What you doin', Mom, goin' crazy?"
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"Searching for evidence."
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"a bell pepper I don't like."
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"Maybe it'll be this one."
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"See that fat lady with the moustache?"
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"See that hippo rolling in dung?"
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"but when he comes home, his needles aren't even bloody!"
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"Help me, TV show!"
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"has been fooling around on Sneakers."
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"I have to make an adult phone call."
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"- Oh, man,not again... - How would you...? Come on."
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"Springfields national park Now smaller than ever"
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"Hey, I didn't know this park was here."
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"You wrote a report on it last week."
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"The Internet wrote it."
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"I just handed it in."
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"It's disgusting!"
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"This is my husband."
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"I think he's been sneakering on his diet."
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"I didn't used to mind it"
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"when he'd lock the bathroom door and snack off,"
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"night after night after night..."
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"There, there."
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"I'm sorry I'm so emotional."
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"Yeah!"
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"Care to make ita trio, Bart?"
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"Well, I agree you blow."
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"Then it's a plan."
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"A lot of people blow, but no one blows like you."
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"When you look up blow in the dictionary..."
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"- Bart, he's not gonna get it! - Fine."
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"The bone's the very thing, methinks,"
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"- You're one oft he major... - Forget it."
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"Bart!"
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"You can't just run away from this!"
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"I can bike away much faster,"
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"But Bart..."
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"You're right. We have to do something."
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"Happy, happy safe at home"
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"We interrupt Kaptain Kiddy's Komfort Karnival"
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"to report on a grisly incident involving a small child,"
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"who has apparently plunged off a guardrail here"
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"at Springfield National Park."
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"According to this pocket protector,"
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"the victim's name is Martin Prince."
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"The boy clearly fell by accident."
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"He crashed through the tree canopy there,"
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"Chief, that's evidence."
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"I know, but after it's evidence,"
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"it's a shirt again, isn't it?"
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"So Chief, what's your final word on the Prince boy?"
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"Uh, Chief, aren't we supposed to, uh,"
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"What do you think I'm doing right now?"
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"Happy, happy, safe at home."
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"- Oh, my God! - We're murderers!"
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"At worst, I'm an accomplice."
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"I'm an accomplice!"
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"Bookmobile."
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"Got any Joyce Carol Oates?"
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"Nope. It's allDanielle Steel."
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"I've been in trouble, but never like this."
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"Guess I'll go turn myself in."
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"Uh, let's think about this."
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"Martin's gone, but it was an accident."
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"Ruining our lives won't bring him back."
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"Lisa!"
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"You're saying we shouldn't tell the truth?!"
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"I'm saying this is worse than a million A minuses!"
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"So, how was your outside time?"
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"That's usually true, but in this case, it's not."
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"- Homer, where are you going?! - Work."
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"It's 4:00 o'clock on a Saturday."
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"I, uh,..."
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"have to count the atoms at the nuclear plant."
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"Conservation of mass. It's the law."
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"The load is on the road."
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"This episode's gonna be great."
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"Martin Prince was known"
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"Martin Priss, Martin Princess, Fartin' Prince,"
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"That was mine."
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"Martin was a shy, awkward child"
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"The Audio-Visual Club has prepared a video tribute"
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"I will remember you"
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"Will you remember me?"
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"Jimbo, stop that."
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"Usually when I do"
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"I'm filled with rue."
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"You know, something bugs me."
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"Martin was afraid of heights."
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"Hey, look who's trying to add."
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"The pig is in the sty."
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"coal miners, migrant workers, things that mattered."
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"Yeah yeah, we're all whores. Just get in there."
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"Into your hands, I commend this crap."
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"Well, enough burning ants."
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"Time to investigate."
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"I now declare you chips and salsa."
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"Um... what's up?"
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"except for Martin, who died."
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"chips and salsa from this briefcase."
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"- What's up? - Nothing. Nothing. Nothing."
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"they're so cute."
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"Act like you're shopping."
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"We can't be seen together."
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"- But we're brother and sister. - Exactly."
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"- Give me an lndian burn. - But..."
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"Afternoon."
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"Doing a little shopping, huh?"
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"I like how "Kwik" is spelled with a "K.""
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"Well, you're busy people."
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"You know, where Martin bit the big one?"
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"Almost like someone was playing a prank on him."
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"I... like pranks."
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"Everyone likes pranks, e- even Dr. Hibbert."
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"I hate pranks."
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"Well, better get going."
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"The missus is cooking meat loaf tonight."
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