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Clips from Friends - The One with the Halloween Party (S08E08)

"Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud".."
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"So Sputnik becomes..?"
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"Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore."
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"-No, I'm not doodie. -No, space-doodie."
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"-You know, like Sputnik. -What's a Sputnik, doodie-man?"
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"But right after, you have to tell me who you are."
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"-Ursula? -Ursula's fiance?"
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"Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt."
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"-My mother killed herself. -See, and I knew that."
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"Now I'm sweating."
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"I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go."
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"-Hi, I'm Phoebe. -Eric."
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"-Why are you looking at me like that? -Sweat's burning my eyes."
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"-Thank you. -There."
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"-What are you? -There's no name for it."
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"-No, I meant your costume. -I'm a solar system."
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"My second graders helped."
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"-I love the second grade. -Really?"
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"It's much better than first grade, and definitely better than third."
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"With all the politics and the mind games."
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"-You don't have to stand with me. -I'm having fun."
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"-Hey, Joey? -Yeah?"
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"Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?"
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"-Catwoman, hands down. -Yeah."
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"Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge."
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"-What? Really? -You kidding?"
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"Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper."
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"-Could I take Rachel? -I'm not sure."
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"Punch me here, as hard as you can!"
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"Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn't matter."
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"Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up?"
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"I would say, "Woman, please.""
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"Ursula's fiance is really sweet."
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"-You think you could take him? -The dude with the balls on his chest?"
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"I think so."
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"He's a teacher, he does volunteer work."
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"Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up."
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"-You're getting a crush on him. -No, I'm not, you are!"
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"Here comes the temper."
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"Trick or treat."
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"And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too."
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"-Can I write you a check? -Okay."
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"-Hi. -Hi, Mona."
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"Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse."
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"Actually, I'm just a nurse."
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"You'd think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out."
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"-You made it. -Wait."
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"Marry her."
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"Here's a good one. Who'd win a fight between Ross and Chandler?"
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"I can't answer that. Chandler's my husband."
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"Look at you two. When did you guys meet?"
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"-Two weeks ago. -That's it?"
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"We're both teachers."
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"-And we were both in the Peace Corps. -Peace Corps, really?"
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"Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left."
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"-Our question might get answered. -What question?"
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"-You picked Ross? -Ross is strong."
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"I would destroy you."
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"All right! Stop it!"
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"Stop! No one's gonna fight."
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"People came to see a fight, let's give them one!"
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"Hi! Wow! There you go."
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"My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money."
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"I'd rather have the money."
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"That's not your choice. Happy Halloween!"
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"This isn't fair."
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"Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff?"
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"Shut up!"
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"Wait! Shut.. Don't cry!"
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"Let me get my checkbook!"
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"You don't have to do this. The strength inside you means the most."
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"You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity."
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"That means nothing to me. Come on!"
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"-Hi, liar. -Hey."
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"It's a fine line."
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"-Why are you lying? -I don't know."
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"You can't do this. You're gonna ruin his life."
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"Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a marriage."
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"It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now!"
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"She's helped so many people quit."
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"-You have a church group meeting. -Right."
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"-It was nice meeting you. -You too."
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"-Pride. -And dignity."
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"-So you getting tired? -No. I could do this all day."
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"This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there."
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"She's talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!"
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"Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp."
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"Please? She's watching."
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"My hero!"
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"I wish you all the luck in the world."
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"And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.."
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"It's so perfect, and she's been saving herself for me."
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"She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me."
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"Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain."
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"But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan."
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"Here's the name tag from where she works as a waitress."
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"Not a teacher, a waitress."
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"Here, she always lies about this."
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"-How old did she say she was? -She told me she was 25."
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"I almost don't want to show you."
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"I'm not smart."
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"I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once."
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"-To be romantic. -Good."
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"You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person."
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"-What? -It's weird, two people look so alike."
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"-Better go deal with it. -Yeah, you should."
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"That's not bad."
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"I am awful with children."
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"You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween."
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"And any time they're hungry or sleepy."
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"Look, I'm sorry you lost."
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"I got a secret for you. I let him win."
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"-No, I let him.. Ross? -Yeah?"
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"Chandler "let me win.""
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"I'm gonna kill myself!"
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"Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur."
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"-Wow! You are a very scary witch. -Thank you."
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"Monica, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"I appreciate the costume."
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"Monica? We need more candy."
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