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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - It's a Living (S02E02)

"EXCUSE ME A MOMENT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( buzzing )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ANYWAY, LET'S GO STRAIGHT OVER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO JAMES GILBERT AT LEICESTER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ON THE LEFT OF THE RETURNING OFFICER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"YOU CAN SEEARTHUR SMITH, THE SENSIBLE CANDIDATE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HISAGENT, AND ON THE OTHER SIDE IS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE SILLY CANDIDATE, JETHRO WALRUSTITTY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WITH HISAGENTAND HIS WIFE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( officer clearing throat )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"HERE IS THE RESULT FOR LEICESTER:"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Officer: 30,612."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( crowd cheering )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Officer: 32,108."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND THE SILLY PARTY HAVE HELD LEICESTER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT, NORMAN?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"EXCEPT THAT THE SILLY PARTY WON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT THEN, THIS IS MAINLY DUE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, THERE'S A SWING HERE TO THE SILLY PARTY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BUT HOW BIG A SWING I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IS THE BIG SWING TO THE SILLY PARTY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND OF COURSE, THE VERY LARGE SWING BACK TO THE SENSIBLE PARTY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND A TENDENCY TO WOBBLE UP AND DOWN IN THE MIDDLE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M AFRAID I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I CAN'T ADD ANYTHING TO THAT-- COLIN?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CAN I JUST BUTT IN AT THIS POINT AND SAY THIS IS IN FACT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE VERY FIRST TIME I'VE EVER APPEARED ON TELEVISION?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"STRAIGHT OVER TO LUTON."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'SA THREE-CORNERED FIGHT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BETWEEN ALANJONES, SENSIBLE PARTY, IN THE MIDDLE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TARQUIN FIN-TIM-LIN-BIN-WHIN- BIM-LIN-BUS-STOP-F'TANG-F'TANG- OLE-BISCUITBARREL--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SILLY PARTY--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND KEVIN PHILLIPS-BONG, THE SLIGHTLY SILLY CANDIDATE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ON THE LEFT, SENSIBLE PARTY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Officer: 9,112."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( cheering, applause )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"KEVIN PHILLIPS-BONG..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ON THE RIGHT, SLIGHTLY SILLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Officer: NAUGHT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TARQUIN FIN-TIM-LIN-BIN-WHIN- BIM-LIN-BUS-STOP-F'TANG-F'TANG- OLE-BISCUITBARREL..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Officer: 12,441."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( cheering )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THE FIRST GAIN OF THE ELECTION-- NORMAN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, THIS IS A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT RESULT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"LUTON, NORMALLY A VERY SENSIBLE CONSTITUENCY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DO WE HAVE THE SWING AT LUTON?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, I'VE WORKED OUT THE SWING, BUT IT'S A SECRET."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( laughter )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ER... WELL, AH, THERE..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THERE ISN'T THE SWING, AND HOW ABOUT THE SWONG?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, I'VE GOT THE SWONG HERE IN THIS BOX, AND IT'S LOOKING FINE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I CAN SEE THROUGH THE BREATHING HOLES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT IT'S EATING UP PEANUTS AT A RATE OF KNOTS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND HOW ABOUT THE SWANG?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, IT'S 29% UP OVER 600 FEET"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Anchorman: THERE'S NO SUCH THING."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THANK YOU, SPIKE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CAN I JUST COME IN HERE AND SAY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT THE SWONG HAS CHOKED ITSELF TO DEATH?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, THE ELECTION'S REALLY BEGINNING TO HOT UP NOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I CAN'T ADD ANYTHING TO THAT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I'M SORRY, SASHA, WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER RESULT."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THIS ISA KEY SEAT, BECAUSE IN ADDITION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHO MA Y SPLIT THE SILLY VOTE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SILLY."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Officer: 26,317..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( cheering )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"JAMES WALKER..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SENSIBLE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"26,318."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT WAS CLOSE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Officer: MALCOLM PETER BRIAN TELESCOPE ADRIAN UMBRELLA STAND JASPER"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WEDNESDAY ( makes mouth noises ) STOATGOBBLER JOHN RAW VEGETABLE"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ARTHUR NORMAN MICHAEL"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( blowing squeaker )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FEATHERSTONE SMITH"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( blows whistle )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NORTHGOT EDWARDS HARRIS"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( fires pistol )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( whooping )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"MASON"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CHUF, CHUF, CHUF"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"FRAMPTON JONES FRUITBAT GILBERT..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE'LL KEEP A WELCOME IN THE..."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( three shots )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WILLIAMS "IF I COULD WALK THAT WAY" JENKIN"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( squeaker )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TIGER DRAWERS PRATT THOMPSON"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"( blows horn )"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"PUSSYCAT"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"DON'T SLEEP IN THE SUBWAY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"BARTON MANNERING"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"SMITH."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, THERE YOU HA VE IT--"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NORMAN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, I'VE JUST HEARD"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"POSSIBLY, POSSIBLY GASTROENTERITIS-- GERALD."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WELL, IF THIS WERE REPEATED OVER THE WHOLE COUNTRY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"IT'D PROBABLY BE VERY MESSY-- COLIN."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"CAN I JUST BUTT IN AND SAY HERE THAT IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST TIME"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"I SHALL EVER APPEAR ON TELEVISION?"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO, I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK HAS TAKEN BARROW-IN-FURNESS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT'S A GAIN FROM ANN HAYDON- JONES AND HER HUSBAND PIP."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ARTHUR NEGUS HAS HELD BRISTOLS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"COULD BE A BIT OF TROUBLE THERE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO SURPRISE THERE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND MONTY PYTHON HAS HELD THE CREDITS."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"WHICH CAN BE ADDED ON FOR TAX PURPOSES"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"TO THE PREVIOUS YEAR"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"AND NEARLY TIME FOR SIX PAST NINE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"ON BBC 2 IT'LL SHORTLY BE 61/21/2 MINUTES PAST NINE."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED 8:45 ON FRIDAY"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NOW HERE'S A TIME CHECK:"
Monty Python's Flying Circus
""AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT" JUST NOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"NO PROBLEM NOW."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"THAT'S DOGGED MY CAREER."
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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