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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Do I Get to Spend Time with Josh? (S02E02)

"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: So, how's it feel to be sleeping with a model? Boom!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You don't live here... anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Honey, what are you doing? - I'm here to help."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I realize now that all this time it's been you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: I love you, too."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's an ingenue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can totally understand why people want several, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm scared."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"go ahead."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Good morning, sir. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Gracias! - Gracias!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I'm really sorry, Alex, uh,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"just feeling kind of flu-y."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you were trying to take my mind off things."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, Rebecca, can you un-cuddle yourself?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispers): Ew."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got us a great table with Mom and Dad"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm... - Mm..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Karen, did you try to cook a chicken in the microwave again?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Not today, but it can be done."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're gonna take us to the next level."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, you seem great, but I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I moved him to your office."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Weird taste, that Darryl. What's that about?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but you can't just come in here"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... you seem like the only competent person who works here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hmm. - Or at least I thought you might be."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. He made that cup tower. - Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"My dad and I have a whole bit we do about that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, he's not a water cooler, he's wonderful."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Great, you're leaving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna have to quit law school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This job's is the only thing keeping my family afloat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ What's his purpose going to be? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ He's suspiciously good looking ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who wants to buy my painting? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll call Hector and see if him and his mom want to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"After today. After today, no cancelling."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. I eat a liquid-based,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a small machine that implants right in the soft tissue."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You sold me half of your equity in the firm..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"there are three, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, I am the young lady with the ample bosom,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I am gonna let you talk to me that way"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sputters)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Still working, sorry, be home soon.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, this is my list of people to fire."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and inspires me every day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you're dating another guy?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, no, that's him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like could he be more of a white?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I never understood that sport."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'cause I'm not a WASPy robot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I'm gonna go watch TV. - It's..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It just doesn't fit in this office,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. For me. Good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's... very sweet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Selling the firm was an impulse decision. I..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Damn it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"None of his... dream catchers work in here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yes, and they failed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"they would run out of room in three years."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: You know, sometimes you just got to say to the wife,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know what you guys are so happy about. They didn't hire us."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They're clearly going to."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Yeah. - What's that guy's name?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if you happened to notice my ample bosom,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm so happy we're having this dinner."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that isn't stuffed with cheese."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, quit bothering me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"LOURDES: Oh, that's wonderful, Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See, I always urge people to hang on to their receipts,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"60 days, with or without the box."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We-we just got here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That was rude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and then I can just quit"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, like, for us, this is awesome."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we got the proof, let's just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we can't... we can't... we got to get to work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What? - Oh, it's 7:45!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just do it! I can't take it anymore."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because we know it's there now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So you still don't have the client."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"wash off the chlorine, and apologize to your father."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (sighs) - Human to human,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and you made the love of my life say,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't know, those words sound a little advanced for Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- but... - (grunts)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Okay? - Why are you running?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Huh?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, uh, the cemetery dropped their suit this morning,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... I did it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if you're gonna terminate anyone, let it be me..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we just did, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh! - Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I think what happened was..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What about your parents?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Go to bed. - Yeah?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like... like, I'll-I'll chase you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (whispering): How does it feel? - (groans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I really was into you, but now my feelings changed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What are you saying? - I'm saying... we're over."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I couldn't do all of this without you. - Aw, it's nothing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And it means a lot to me. You're the best."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I had sex with Tanya."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I volunteer as tribute!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Let me do something. I'll be like Mr. Mom!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: Rebecca, I'm an idiot."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've always been there for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you want to go somewhere and talk?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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