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Clips from Keanu

Movies 2016 100 min ★ 6.2/10 (56,356 ratings) 1,937 clips
Crime Comedy Action

Credits

Luis'?
"Luis'?"
Keanu
No, no, no!
"No, no, no!"
Keanu
No, no. Look, you got all this money around, man.
"No, no. Look, you got all this money around, man."
Keanu
He's my kitten, Iglesias.
"He's my kitten, Iglesias."
Keanu
No, no, no.
"No, no, no."
Keanu
That's my baby, Iglesias. No, no.
"That's my baby, Iglesias. No, no."
Keanu
Everybody likes baby kittens.
"Everybody likes baby kittens."
Keanu
You know, it's not so bad, yeah.
"You know, it's not so bad, yeah."
Keanu
Freeze! Police!
"Freeze! Police!"
Keanu
On the ground. Get on the ground!
"On the ground. Get on the ground!"
Keanu
Get on the ground now!
"Get on the ground now!"
Keanu
Yes! Finally.
"Yes! Finally."
Keanu
Oh, buddy, I'm sorry.
"Oh, buddy, I'm sorry."
Keanu
What happened? Why?
"What happened? Why?"
Keanu
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Keanu
She said my life wasn't going anywhere.
"She said my life wasn't going anywhere."
Keanu
Oh!
"Oh!"
Keanu
No, no, no, you need a bath.
"No, no, no, you need a bath."
Keanu
I think it means cool breeze in Hawaiian.
"I think it means cool breeze in Hawaiian."
Keanu
It's just I've got all that stuff to do around the house.
"It's just I've got all that stuff to do around the house."
Keanu
I got the low-flow toilet to put in.
"I got the low-flow toilet to put in."
Keanu
Right. Got it. Absolutely. What do you mean?
"Right. Got it. Absolutely. What do you mean?"
Keanu
You're not hearing me. You're not hearing me.
"You're not hearing me. You're not hearing me."
Keanu
And what's crack-a-lacking, beautiful people?
"And what's crack-a-lacking, beautiful people?"
Keanu
Hannah. A vision, as always.
"Hannah. A vision, as always."
Keanu
You got it, brother. That's all the skin you get.
"You got it, brother. That's all the skin you get."
Keanu
Where's Belle'?
"Where's Belle'?"
Keanu
- I tell ya, yeah. - Yeah.
"- I tell ya, yeah. - Yeah."
Keanu
Okay. We got this.
"Okay. We got this."
Keanu
All right. Okay.
"All right. Okay."
Keanu
Right. On.
"Right. On."
Keanu
Take care.
"Take care."
Keanu
Ah!
"Ah!"
Keanu
Look, you just want to stay in there, okay?
"Look, you just want to stay in there, okay?"
Keanu
You have been very productive.
"You have been very productive."
Keanu
Yeah. You know what'?
"Yeah. You know what'?"
Keanu
This movie's in about 20 minutes.
"This movie's in about 20 minutes."
Keanu
And at the same time, I need you to clean up
"And at the same time, I need you to clean up"
Keanu
Cool.
"Cool."
Keanu
Get her! Gel her!
"Get her! Gel her!"
Keanu
That was amazing! Movie of the year!
"That was amazing! Movie of the year!"
Keanu
That's good, because now,
"That's good, because now,"
Keanu
It's just the beginning.
"It's just the beginning."
Keanu
and women like bad boys.
"and women like bad boys."
Keanu
Who are you to give me this advice? Are you bad?
"Who are you to give me this advice? Are you bad?"
Keanu
No, you're not rolling up,
"No, you're not rolling up,"
Keanu
because that would require a driver's license,
"because that would require a driver's license,"
Keanu
- which you, as a grown man, do not have. - Fair enough.
"- which you, as a grown man, do not have. - Fair enough."
Keanu
that kicked your ass, motherfucker.
"that kicked your ass, motherfucker."
Keanu
were twice as big and scary as the guys who kicked your ass.
"were twice as big and scary as the guys who kicked your ass."
Keanu
What makes you think I can't handle my business?
"What makes you think I can't handle my business?"
Keanu
We got it all on lock. I'm good to go, drawg.
"We got it all on lock. I'm good to go, drawg."
Keanu
What is that?
"What is that?"
Keanu
Rell, what does that mean?
"Rell, what does that mean?"
Keanu
Oh, snap. ls it raining?
"Oh, snap. ls it raining?"
Keanu
Why is your door open?
"Why is your door open?"
Keanu
Keanu!
"Keanu!"
Keanu
Keanu!
"Keanu!"
Keanu
Rell.
"Rell."
Keanu
In most burglaries, the guys are never caught.
"In most burglaries, the guys are never caught."
Keanu
I wish that I could be more help.
"I wish that I could be more help."
Keanu
Oh.
"Oh."
Keanu
Take care of each other.
"Take care of each other."
Keanu
Rell'?
"Rell'?"
Keanu
Who is Hulka?
"Who is Hulka?"
Keanu
What?
"What?"
Keanu
So, the reason I'm here...
"So, the reason I'm here..."
Keanu
This is the perfect sativa-dominant hybrid strain.
"This is the perfect sativa-dominant hybrid strain."
Keanu
Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball.
"Oh, man, that suck a thick donkey ball."
Keanu
What's! they get'?
"What's! they get'?"
Keanu
Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro.
"Oh, fuck, man. I'm sorry, bro."
Keanu
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Keanu
No, I'm not here for weed, man.
"No, I'm not here for weed, man."
Keanu
Maybe it's someone that you're selling all of this marijuana to.
"Maybe it's someone that you're selling all of this marijuana to."
Keanu
I'm so fucking high right now. I'm not even sure you're real.
"I'm so fucking high right now. I'm not even sure you're real."
Keanu
I've starred getting into selling some heavier shit,
"I've starred getting into selling some heavier shit,"
Keanu
But... l mean, that's not, like, concrete proof.
"But... l mean, that's not, like, concrete proof."
Keanu
No, no, no! Not Grandmaster. Not Grandmaster, please!
"No, no, no! Not Grandmaster. Not Grandmaster, please!"
Keanu
Tell me!
"Tell me!"
Keanu
You lost your cat.
"You lost your cat."
Keanu
Hot Party Vixens.
"Hot Party Vixens."
Keanu
HPV.
"HPV."
Keanu
Then we are going to explain the situation.
"Then we are going to explain the situation."
Keanu
I'm sure that this Cheddar guy is gonna be reasonable about money.
"I'm sure that this Cheddar guy is gonna be reasonable about money."
Keanu
- Yeah, pop the collar. - Uh...
"- Yeah, pop the collar. - Uh..."
Keanu
- Okay? - Yeah.
"- Okay? - Yeah."
Keanu
Wow!
"Wow!"
Keanu
God gave you one face. Why would you change it?
"God gave you one face. Why would you change it?"
Keanu
Nope, Clarence.
"Nope, Clarence."
Keanu
- No, no, no. - No, what?
"- No, no, no. - No, what?"
Keanu
- so I'm wondering... - It's all right.
"- so I'm wondering... - It's all right."
Keanu
You sound like John Ritter all the time.
"You sound like John Ritter all the time."
Keanu
Well, I beg to differ, nigga.
"Well, I beg to differ, nigga."
Keanu
N-word. Went straight to the N-word.
"N-word. Went straight to the N-word."
Keanu
You understand? People understand the historical significance of that word,
"You understand? People understand the historical significance of that word,"
Keanu
Yeah, we in the right place, nigga!
"Yeah, we in the right place, nigga!"
Keanu
Who the fuck aren't we?
"Who the fuck aren't we?"
Keanu
Nah.
"Nah."
Keanu
Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar,
"Y'all gonna take us to Cheddar,"
Keanu
And you don't meet Cheddar until you meet me.
"And you don't meet Cheddar until you meet me."
Keanu
You feel me?
"You feel me?"
Keanu
I'm Techtonic.
"I'm Techtonic."
Keanu
You think we don't mean business?
"You think we don't mean business?"
Keanu
- Come on. - Yeah, let's come on, then.
"- Come on. - Yeah, let's come on, then."
Keanu
Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar.
"Chill. Hey, yo, Cheddar."
Keanu
Hi-C.
"Hi-C."
Keanu
Shark Tank.
"Shark Tank."
Keanu
All right.
"All right."
Keanu
You know, I got a lot of enemies
"You know, I got a lot of enemies"
Keanu
that would love to walk in this room and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar.
"that would love to walk in this room and put a bullet hole in old Cheddar."
Keanu
No? How about now, nigga?
"No? How about now, nigga?"
Keanu
why ain't I never seent you before?
"why ain't I never seent you before?"
Keanu
Okay, yeah.
"Okay, yeah."
Keanu
You know, we gots to do, how we do.
"You know, we gots to do, how we do."
Keanu
Oh, damn!
"Oh, damn!"
Keanu
Hey.
"Hey."
Keanu
Cute cat.
"Cute cat."
Keanu
Yup. Hey, but, look,
"Yup. Hey, but, look,"
Keanu
before y'all go run off and do your little tinkle-
"before y'all go run off and do your little tinkle-"
Keanu
Seems to me,
"Seems to me,"
Keanu