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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"Ask the man to bring the groceries in."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I want some grandbabies. What you waiting on?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You have been talking since we got in the car."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You talk too much, Eileen. Please, just shut up for a little while here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She happy out here in the farm playing Old MacDonald."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"High school. Non-factor, trust me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I know. What are we gonna do?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Are you ready to go? - Yes, sure."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'll go to hell and back to get away from her."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She talk too damn much. Can I go with y'all?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Okay. Maybe you can keep an eye on my class while I go into the meeting."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Child, me and children don't get along."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No offense to y'all car, 'cause this a nice car."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Child, this is just what it's... Yep, that bring back memories."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Pull the seat back. - I'll sit in the back. Hold on."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This is my Aunt Mabel. But everybody calls her Madea."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Your teacher went down the hall, and I'm sitting in for her. Have a seat."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Sit down. Don't worry about her."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Ain't no chalk. Y'all ain't got no chalk?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm gonna tell y'all a story."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"they were trying to find somewhere to have the baby..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Tried to get to the Ritz-Carlton, they said, You don't belong here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Anyway, there was Mary..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"MARTA bus passed by, wouldn't even pick her up..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"a mangy dog walked up beside her."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and that baby came next to that mangy dog."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm gonna tell y'all another story."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It's good. It is good."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- That's all we ask. - Of course."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Thank you again. - You got it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Here. - What's this?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She tried to steal my purse, but I taught her a lesson. Here you go."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I got her, didn't I? I got her, Bailey. - Yes, ma'am."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Hey, baby. - Hey."
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"- Are they here yet? - Nope."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm gonna get your mama."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Look at you!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I am Conner's mama. Please call me Mrs. Williams."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Look at this place."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Thank you. - Thank you, Mama."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, you've spent enough money on me already, Daddy."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We are gonna have hot possum potpie. I'm gonna make it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Here, let me take this, Daddy."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Actually, Lacey's a vegetarian."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We's Baptist, and we still like a nice possum stew every now and then."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No, Buddy. It means she doesn't eat meat."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Daddy. - Ain't nothing wrong with that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Her mama is here, Buddy. - Hey, hey! All right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"my mother had dreams for my entire life..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"'Cause that's where their rack hangs."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Now she bends over, just looks like she's got a 7-10 split."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I don't like that, Daddy. - I don't either."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Can you give me some time to tell her?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"take your time and tell her when you're ready."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Come on. - Daddy, behave."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Hey, Madea. - Hey!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No, that's just my wife."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- How are you? - I'm not comin' out there."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It's only a day and a half of work, and you gonna be making $150."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I look like a damn fool. - I'm gonna come in."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Okay. One, two, thre..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You say, Three. Then you come in."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Look at you. You are dressed for success."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I look like the whole damn red-light district."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Ooh. Well, just think of this as another pole. The North Pole."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"At my age, I can't get no rain nowhere."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No, no, no. Well, this is beautiful."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Just think of this as a little extra money for you and Cora."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Honey, I don't buy Cora nothing for Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I ain't bought her nothing since she was seven years old."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- You're kidding. - That's right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Cora asked me for some money for some dolls named Starz."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I couldn't afford it. She just wanted them Starz."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"So all day Christmas, she made me feel bad."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That night, Christmas dinner, she's still sitting at the table crying."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I knocked the hell out of her. You know what happened?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- You are dreadful. Yes, you are. - The truth."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I can't do this, Eileen. - Yes, you can. Stop."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Now, just smile. - Okay. I'm smiling."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Now, you should see... Come over here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I gotta take you where you working."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You should see the lovely gifts I bought for my daughter."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- How she doing? - Oh, she is excellent."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"got her master's and up and moved to Alabama of all places."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What the hell she move to Alabama for? - Who knows."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She says she wants to start a farm."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- A farm? What she starting a farm for? - I don't know. I don't know."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"But anyway, you know she got tons of offers down here in Atlanta."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"But she didn't want to, so what can you do?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Maybe she's trying to get away from you. - You better stop that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Where we going? - My daughter loves me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"There's no one else in there, Bailey McCoy."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Come on. Walk with me. You're late again."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm sorry."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I'm gonna have to talk to your parents. - No."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I just woke up late. I'll be here on time. I promise."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Budget cuts, budget cuts."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- We'll talk about this later. Okay? - Okay."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And your singing."
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"I'm not gonna come in here and listen to this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right, people!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Now, we may have to cancel the Christmas Jubilee this year."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- No way! - We don't have the budget!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Mayor, you hold on right there."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right? Now, I grew poinsetters for this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Poinsettias."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"If this Christmas Jubilee don't happen..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"what am I gonna do with all them poinsetters?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Poinsettias. - Stop. Do I look stupid?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Tanner, I understand. - No, sir..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"with all due respect, I don't think you do."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Since they built that dam upriver, we've been barely surviving."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Between that and the drought..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We need this Christmas Jubilee to happen. You hear me?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We don't have the money. I talked to the city council, didn't I?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You did, Your Honor. He talked to him. I heard him."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Take it out of the school. - Hold on, Tanner McCoy."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We've already cut the school's budget..."
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