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Clips from American Pie 2 (2001)

"the collarbone... kiss."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Good, Jim."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You're making me wet."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"No, I was just saying that so you could practise."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay, Jim, this is what I'm talking about."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Your main problem is you're so uptight."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"you have to feel comfortable in any situation."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Stand up."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Stand up."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Mastodons."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Dung beetles."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay. Now, don't freak out."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"''Best thing was the blow-out at Tom Myers' place."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- There he is. - A night not soon to be forgotten."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"August '93.'' It's your brother, man. Look."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Guys, this is what our party's gotta be."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"''Dear Jim."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Well, I wish you were here, Nadia."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Have you been dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I?ve been dirty."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"''Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication.''"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"All right."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Shit."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"God!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I been missin' out."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Oh, shit!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Everybody okay? - I'm fine."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'm fine. Everything's fine."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- You sure? - Okay, good night, then."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Oh, shit!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Poison control. - Hello?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Yeah, I kind of..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Super Glued myself..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"to myself."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"No, no!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Don't send an ambulance."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Look, is there anything, you know, around the house?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Hands where we can see 'em!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I can't! I can't! I'm glued!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I'm glued!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Sorry."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Jim, this happens to the best of us."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Left foot first. Easy does it. Good."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss!"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- How you doin', son? - I've been better."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Good job, Doctor."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Eight or nine..."
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"Doctor, my son has a party in seven days..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"But if his pants..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"could he have full use of his..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"This should shave a couple of days off."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Oh, good."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Thank you, Doctor."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Little chilly out there."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You know, Jim..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I don't know how I get myself into these things."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"But thanks for understanding."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You've been really cool."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I mean, between this and..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"you know..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I want you to know there are two people..."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Thanks, Dad."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Don't forget your penis cream."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"That was it."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"One more stimulant, I would have had full release."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Oh, very colourful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"You know, if you want to hang out with these guys."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay, then. I'll meet you out front."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Hey, Stifler, was that... - Eat shit, Shitbreak."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"She's here."
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"My lady has arrived."
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"- I gotta prepare. - Here we go."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy."
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"Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"- Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Little brother, meet Shitbreak."
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"My lady's not coming."
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"So my entire stockpile is wasted..."
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"- That didn't look too good. - No."
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"- Let's go find your room. - So, where are the fuckin' females?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"I can't believe I finally got you alone."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"That only took, what, six weeks?"
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"So, are you alone too?"
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"- Yep. - Good."
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"I'm all alone."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Guess what I had in mind?"
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"Hey, Marco, can you get your balls off me?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"It's just my flatmates."
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"I guess this is kind of a lost cause, huh?"
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"You're here? You're here. What are you doing here?"
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"Jim, I got so tired of sightseeing."
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"But you're... you're early."
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Okay. Nice to know you."
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"- I will leave. - No!"
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"No. Don't... Don't leave."
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"Don't leave. No leaving."
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"It's just, I'm not gonna be ready..."
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"I mean, the party won't be ready until Saturday."
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"I can stay here until then?"
American Pie 2 (2001)
"Yeah."
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