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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Ring Worm (S01E01)

TV Series 1983–2018 Season 1, Episode 13 30 min ★ 5.6/10 (10,806 ratings) 517 clips
Comedy
Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but, uh...
"Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but, uh..."
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It was Shrimp Fest. I was tired of peeling.
"It was Shrimp Fest. I was tired of peeling."
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
"Oh, no. No, no, no."
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Donna Gable, you make me so happy.
"Donna Gable, you make me so happy."
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Aw! Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
"Aw! Did you hear that? Did you hear that?"
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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- woman in the world... - Yes, yes, yes!
"- woman in the world... - Yes, yes, yes!"
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Sweetheart, you don't have to wear it. Really.
"Sweetheart, you don't have to wear it. Really."
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These arms are reaching out for a diamond, not a quad.
"These arms are reaching out for a diamond, not a quad."
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Understood.
"Understood."
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Kevin, come in here.
"Kevin, come in here."
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- I'm brushing my teeth. - No. Now.
"- I'm brushing my teeth. - No. Now."
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What is it?
"What is it?"
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Well, I'm in the middle of this, so, you got it?
"Well, I'm in the middle of this, so, you got it?"
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Are you kidding me? You're gonna make me do that?
"Are you kidding me? You're gonna make me do that?"
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Honey, the thing's massive.
"Honey, the thing's massive."
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- Massive? Come on. - Come on.
"- Massive? Come on. - Come on."
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Come on, come on, come on.
"Come on, come on, come on."
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- I will. - Okay. All right.
"- I will. - Okay. All right."
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Hands out of the cookie jar, Donna, all right?
"Hands out of the cookie jar, Donna, all right?"
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Well, I'm sorry.
"Well, I'm sorry."
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Whoa. Whoa, that thing is massive.
"Whoa. Whoa, that thing is massive."
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- That's what I'm saying! - Look at that. He's got abs.
"- That's what I'm saying! - Look at that. He's got abs."
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I'll take it from here. Okay?
"I'll take it from here. Okay?"
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- Ooh, where'd it go? - I don't know.
"- Ooh, where'd it go? - I don't know."
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- Donna, don't move. - What?
"- Donna, don't move. - What?"
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- It's in your hair. Don't... - Oh, don't be an idiot.
"- It's in your hair. Don't... - Oh, don't be an idiot."
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Donna, it's in your hair.
"Donna, it's in your hair."
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- You're very funny... - It flipped back... it flipped back
"- You're very funny... - It flipped back... it flipped back"
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- Stand still! - Where is it? Ow!
"- Stand still! - Where is it? Ow!"
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- Okay! - Oh!
"- Okay! - Oh!"
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Oh, hey, honey. You want breakfast?
"Oh, hey, honey. You want breakfast?"
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Uh, thinking about going for a run.
"Uh, thinking about going for a run."
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You sure about that, Dad?
"You sure about that, Dad?"
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Last time you went for a run, you passed out,
"Last time you went for a run, you passed out,"
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and Jack had to give you a ride home on his bike.
"and Jack had to give you a ride home on his bike."
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- Love you, guys. - Bye.
"- Love you, guys. - Bye."
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They say if you don't do something in the first 20 seconds of thinking of it,
"They say if you don't do something in the first 20 seconds of thinking of it,"
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Morning.
"Morning."
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- Hey! - Whoa. Look at you. You look great.
"- Hey! - Whoa. Look at you. You look great."
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Thank you. It's for school. I have a mock trial today.
"Thank you. It's for school. I have a mock trial today."
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Death penalty case.
"Death penalty case."
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- Ooh. - Ooh. Well, go get 'em.
"- Ooh. - Ooh. Well, go get 'em."
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I hope he fries.
"I hope he fries."
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Oh. Well, from what I hear, he's guilty, so...
"Oh. Well, from what I hear, he's guilty, so..."
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Hey, um, have you guys seen Chale this morning?
"Hey, um, have you guys seen Chale this morning?"
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No.
"No."
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That's weird. He wasn't around last night either.
"That's weird. He wasn't around last night either."
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What? You think he moved back to England?
"What? You think he moved back to England?"
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- So where's he been? - I don't know.
"- So where's he been? - I don't know."
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No, because our relationship is built on mutual respect.
"No, because our relationship is built on mutual respect."
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I'll find out what's going on.
"I'll find out what's going on."
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You put the squeeze on the guy. That's all.
"You put the squeeze on the guy. That's all."
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Dad, no. Chale is not out running around on me.
"Dad, no. Chale is not out running around on me."
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Oh, please, girls. Let's not be so naive.
"Oh, please, girls. Let's not be so naive."
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All right? I mean, British men may row boats and play cricket,
"All right? I mean, British men may row boats and play cricket,"
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Chale and I do not check up or keep tabs, you know?
"Chale and I do not check up or keep tabs, you know?"
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Oh, boy.
"Oh, boy."
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I promise you, we're staying out of it. Okay? Right, Kevin?
"I promise you, we're staying out of it. Okay? Right, Kevin?"
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- Yeah, all right. - Thanks, Mom.
"- Yeah, all right. - Thanks, Mom."
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- Okay, I gotta go. Love you guys. - Okay.
"- Okay, I gotta go. Love you guys. - Okay."
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- Love you. - Love you.
"- Love you. - Love you."
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I said whatever it takes.
"I said whatever it takes."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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What's up, pussycat?
"What's up, pussycat?"
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I'm gonna ask you some questions.
"I'm gonna ask you some questions."
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I want some straight answers, you got me?
"I want some straight answers, you got me?"
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- Here. - No. Tuesday.
"- Here. - No. Tuesday."
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Here. Remember? We had tacos.
"Here. Remember? We had tacos."
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No. Tuesday. That's why they call it "Taco Tuesday."
"No. Tuesday. That's why they call it "Taco Tuesday.""
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It's the third.
"It's the third."
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I'll do it for you. It's quite easy.
"I'll do it for you. It's quite easy."
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for the last few nights. What's going on?
"for the last few nights. What's going on?"
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- Do you need all of these? - No.
"- Do you need all of these? - No."
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I don't know how they even got on there.
"I don't know how they even got on there."
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So what's happening?
"So what's happening?"
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'cause, you know what, it shows me the closest deli in any city.
"'cause, you know what, it shows me the closest deli in any city."
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I have been secretly saving money
"I have been secretly saving money"
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Good for you, Chale. You know?
"Good for you, Chale. You know?"
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Actually, I th... I thought Kendra's whole thing was
"Actually, I th... I thought Kendra's whole thing was"
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I know. She always goes on and on about how
"I know. She always goes on and on about how"
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she doesn't want a symbol of patriarchal society
"she doesn't want a symbol of patriarchal society"
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they mean the opposite.
"they mean the opposite."
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I gotta tell ya, that ain't a rumor.
"I gotta tell ya, that ain't a rumor."
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You know, it's funny, I guess Kendra's just like her mother.
"You know, it's funny, I guess Kendra's just like her mother."
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So I got her a ring as a placeholder
"So I got her a ring as a placeholder"
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- with a promise to upgrade. - Ah.
"- with a promise to upgrade. - Ah."
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I bet when that happened, she was really ecstatic.
"I bet when that happened, she was really ecstatic."
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We'll see. It hasn't happened yet.
"We'll see. It hasn't happened yet."
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Oh...
"Oh..."
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Wow. Chale really put you on the spot, huh?
"Wow. Chale really put you on the spot, huh?"
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I mean, I promised Donna I'd buy her that ring years ago,
"I mean, I promised Donna I'd buy her that ring years ago,"
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and she's just incredible.
"and she's just incredible."
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She... she never brought it up once.
"She... she never brought it up once."
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Just gotta figure out a way to come up with 6 grand.
"Just gotta figure out a way to come up with 6 grand."
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Kyle, you been working out?
"Kyle, you been working out?"
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- You look like you dropped some weight. - Yeah, I don't have any money.
"- You look like you dropped some weight. - Yeah, I don't have any money."
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Mott, you been working out?
"Mott, you been working out?"
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I don't have any money either.
"I don't have any money either."
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Just for the record, both of you look like
"Just for the record, both of you look like"
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you broke out of fat camp, okay?
"you broke out of fat camp, okay?"
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Well, don't you have any savings or something?
"Well, don't you have any savings or something?"
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because she goes through every bank statement.
"because she goes through every bank statement."
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Actually, you know what? That...
"Actually, you know what? That..."
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That might work because by the time she founds out,
"That might work because by the time she founds out,"
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I'm guessing it's gonna be pretty gigantic
"I'm guessing it's gonna be pretty gigantic"
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considering you've been saving for what? 50 years?
"considering you've been saving for what? 50 years?"
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- Hey, team. - Hey, morning.
"- Hey, team. - Hey, morning."
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Ooh, wow, I'm impressed. Going straight to breakfast?
"Ooh, wow, I'm impressed. Going straight to breakfast?"
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Not even gonna pretend to run today?
"Not even gonna pretend to run today?"
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Well, payback's coming.
"Well, payback's coming."
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but she's coming.
"but she's coming."
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Well, can you seek revenge on your children a little bit later?
"Well, can you seek revenge on your children a little bit later?"
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- Yeah. And he fixed my phone. - Yeah?
"- Yeah. And he fixed my phone. - Yeah?"
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Yeah, although he set my GPS. Now it talks like Burgess Meredith.
"Yeah, although he set my GPS. Now it talks like Burgess Meredith."
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You're gonna make a left
"You're gonna make a left"
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You're fighting bums and you... while you're making a left.
"You're fighting bums and you... while you're making a left."
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Yeah, he did. It's...
"Yeah, he did. It's..."
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Somehow $6,000 moved from our money market to our checking.
"Somehow $6,000 moved from our money market to our checking."
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