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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S02E02)

"-Here's your Squirt, sir. -Thank you."
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"No matter what, we're going to stick together."
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"ABC sent us limousines to take us to the wrap party."
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"Don't worry. We'll take care of you."
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"You don't wanna go to the party?"
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"Nah."
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"Hey, we never got a chance to walk around the lot."
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"-Quiet. Be careful. -Oh, okay, okay."
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"Well, that's Hollywood for you."
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"Just look at it."
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"-♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ -♪ BoJack! ♪"
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"there's nothing wrong with a little horsin' around."
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"That's the show, folks."
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"Joelle."
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"Little Sarah Lynn."
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"We got the biggest laugh I ever heard with that "gag me with a spoon" joke."
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"And then we topped it with the "get a room" joke."
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"And as long as the ratings don't dip below a dismal 15 million a night,"
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"-No way! -All right!"
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"-Your Squirt, sir. -Thank you."
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"And if that happens, take care of each other."
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"[unintelligible groans]"
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"You probably remember me from my 2002 guest role"
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"on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit."
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"Herb was a dear friend"
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"he crashed into a truck full of peanuts."
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"Let us now read his final tweets."
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""I'm gonna live forever!"
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"Hashtag 'tweeting while driving.'"
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"Hashtag 'hopefully it isn't full of peanuts.'"
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"I was wondering where you wandered off to."
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"-Oh, shit. Hey. -Hey."
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"I'm no good with funerals."
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"When I cry, it messes up my makeup and then I get really bummed out."
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"Yeah, same for me."
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"Did he tell you anything else?"
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"No, we talked about cancer, how hard it is living with cancer,"
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"about the L.A. Kings, and then back to cancer."
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"-Probably-- -Then I read that chapter in your book"
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"about how he never forgave you and he tried to kick you out of the house"
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"and you ended up wrestling on the floor over a telescope."
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"I just wish there was something I could do."
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"Okay, I gotta go."
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"Wait, I haven't seen you in 30 years."
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"You wanna go grab a cup of vodka? I-- I'm sorry, the funeral."
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"No. You should stick around."
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"New Mexico?"
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"I was just there for, like, a month, 30 years ago."
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"-[sighs] Think everyone here read my book? -I didn't."
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"Of course you didn't."
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"Here's the CliffsNotes version: Shut up, Todd!"
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"I'm gonna go play astronaut in the trunk of your car for the next few hours."
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"Do you know what you're supposed to do with our date pits?"
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"I don't want that. That's blood money."
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"You don't think Elton John was raking it in when Diana died?"
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"More like "Candle in the Windfall." Cha-ching! Hmm..."
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"Huh."
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"[British accent] Hello, love."
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"I just flew in across the pond and I don't know which end is up."
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"This might be a stupid question, but were you always so... British?"
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"Because I'm, like, 70 percent sure you used to be American."
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"That's better."
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"Hey, this one's having a freak-out. She needs to lie down."
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"I'm not freaking out."
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"You were touching her face and telling her she was gonna die next."
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"How is that my problem?"
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"Hey, when was the last time all four of us were in the same room?"
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"Probably not since the show ended."
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"Now I got the biggest hardware store in Seattle."
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"-And how are your kids? -I don't have any kids."
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"Oh, I just assumed you had a bunch of kids,"
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"I assumed you weren't still a massive cunt."
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"Were you being civil when you had sex with my mom?"
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"What? I never-- Why would--? Wait, which one was your mom? Blond hair? Glasses?"
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"-No. -This sucks. You guys suck."
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"I don't even know why I came to this party."
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"It's not a party, it's Herb's funeral."
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"Herb died?"
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"You know, maybe it's for the best we don't get together that often."
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"We'd most likely drive each other mad."
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"-Why are you all looking at me? -You are the oldest."
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"I'm honestly so high right now, I don't even know where I'm looking."
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"and don't forget to suck a dick, dumbshi--"
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"I am. Of course. God, are you blind?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, forgive me."
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"Per the instructions of his last will and testament, I am to give you this disk."
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"Am I close?"
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"It contains directions to Herb's gold."
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"Herb's gold?"
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"There were no further details."
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"He was a peculiar client."
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"I told him, I'm not actually an attorney,"
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"I'm just a blind man."
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"Right at shin level."
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"What are we supposed to do with a floppy disk?"
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"Oof! Uh..."
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"There's somebody beneath you!"
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"Jeez, all day with the..."
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"You wanna check out this cool new game I got?"
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"You have solitaire? On your computer?"
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"Yep. It only took 12 disks to install it."
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"Herb's computer had a floppy disk drive."
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"I bet it's still in his old office. Unless somebody else moved in."
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"-What? Right now? -Yeah. Don't you get it?"
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"Herb's giving us a reunion special."
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"instead of going on a crazy adventure to find our dead friend's secret treasure?"
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"No, that's not it."
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"Herb clearly wanted us to do this, as a family."
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"Who cares what he wanted?"
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"He doesn't, because he's dead."
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"And we all know he hated your guts."
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"Yeah. He was my best friend and he died hating me"
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"but Herb left you that disk because he wanted us to find his gold."
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"Brad, hang on one second."
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"Hi, Henry Winkler."
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"Hey, listen, I am so flattered,"
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"but today is about Herb, so let's respect that."
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"Oh, God, I-- I'm so sorry."
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"that some people would turn a funeral into some kind of schmoozefest."
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