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Clips from Dr. Ken - A Day in the Life (S02E02)

"And we'll be right back with "American Health...""
Dr. Ken
"Copy that. Reset. Back to one."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Park, your next patient is ready."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, we'd love to film you with a patient, if we may."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, absolutely. So, who do we have?"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Sonja."
Dr. Ken
"I can't poop."
Dr. Ken
"You mean you're constipated?"
Dr. Ken
"take your thyroid medication."
Dr. Ken
"but in the meantime,"
Dr. Ken
"you've got to take your Synthroid every day."
Dr. Ken
"No, I can't poop even when I'm taking my stupid Synthroid."
Dr. Ken
"I'm glad you caught it on camera."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, your lab shows that you have an under-active thyroid,"
Dr. Ken
"which means you're not taking your Synthroid like you should."
Dr. Ken
"You're such a know-it all?"
Dr. Ken
"Make me me poop."
Dr. Ken
"We will be calling you every day"
Dr. Ken
"to make sure you're taking your stupid Synthroid."
Dr. Ken
"Okay?"
Dr. Ken
"You're the worst doctor ever."
Dr. Ken
"Primary care is usually much more exciting."
Dr. Ken
"It's okay. I told you we aren't looking for exciting."
Dr. Ken
"Damona."
Dr. Ken
"You have been acting the grump all morning."
Dr. Ken
"not only yourself, but this entire documentary."
Dr. Ken
"Last night I saw a text on Eric's phone"
Dr. Ken
"from his ex-girlfriend."
Dr. Ken
"It said, "Thanks for the talk," and a whole bunch of"
Dr. Ken
"XO's, XO's on it."
Dr. Ken
"I once saw a text on my ex-wife's phone that said,"
Dr. Ken
""Thanks for not being pregnant.""
Dr. Ken
"- Hey. - He, um..."
Dr. Ken
"and, you know, jerky and stuff, you know?"
Dr. Ken
"Yep. Patients."
Dr. Ken
"Work. Work."
Dr. Ken
"That was just a friendly hug, 'cause, you know,"
Dr. Ken
"So at some point, you were more than friends?"
Dr. Ken
"Yes, but it was all fully documented"
Dr. Ken
"with human resources from the intimacies"
Dr. Ken
"all the way down to the zucchini muffin"
Dr. Ken
"You know, let's face it, men are idiots, right?"
Dr. Ken
"We never appreciate what we have when we have it."
Dr. Ken
"a little more pertinent like Welltopia's"
Dr. Ken
"unrivaled Pap smear success rate?!"
Dr. Ken
"I wish you guys were here last week."
Dr. Ken
"It started out as a simple hemorrhoid,"
Dr. Ken
"and it snowballed into..."
Dr. Ken
"And what's your name again?"
Dr. Ken
"How droll."
Dr. Ken
"You can stay as long as you want."
Dr. Ken
"So we can go?"
Dr. Ken
"She's funny."
Dr. Ken
"How do you like having a doctor/comedian for a dad?"
Dr. Ken
"It's cool/exhausting."
Dr. Ken
"So, who are your influences?"
Dr. Ken
"My influences?"
Dr. Ken
"As a documentarian."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, they did, uh, "Grey Gardens," right?"
Dr. Ken
"And every other noteworthy documentary"
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'll just have to check out their full body of work."
Dr. Ken
"Only if you're inspired"
Dr. Ken
"by the medium you happen to work in."
Dr. Ken
"Let's be honest. You got to play the game."
Dr. Ken
"But I actually set up an appointment-reminder program,"
Dr. Ken
"Molly."
Dr. Ken
"I'm about to punch this computer in the throat."
Dr. Ken
"You can't ignore the update alerts."
Dr. Ken
"Well, it's just part of leaving my mark."
Dr. Ken
"Mrs. Swenson's been coming to me for years."
Dr. Ken
"which led to debilitating kyphosis of her spine."
Dr. Ken
"So treating of her pain is like solving"
Dr. Ken
"Hi, Mrs. Swenson."
Dr. Ken
"- That's it? - That's it."
Dr. Ken
"So you sure there's nothing else I can do for you?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't do that."
Dr. Ken
"- 'Cause he ran out of stickers. - Clark."
Dr. Ken
"So, is being a doctor"
Dr. Ken
"everything you thought it would be?"
Dr. Ken
"He was, like, heroic, saving lives, funny."
Dr. Ken
"But all this is..."
Dr. Ken
"makes me realize..."
Dr. Ken
"You know, I fill out forms, I refill prescriptions,"
Dr. Ken
"So, no, it's not how I pictured it."
Dr. Ken
"Are you happy being a doctor?"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
Dr. Ken
"- ♪ Happy birthday, dear Dad ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday, Dr. Ken ♪"
Dr. Ken
"No, no, no, no."
Dr. Ken
"and instead of being honest with you about it,"
Dr. Ken
"I made it seem like you were overreacting."
Dr. Ken
"That's incredibly honest of you."
Dr. Ken
"So were you... flirting with her?"
Dr. Ken
"Now, why would I do that when I have no interest in her"
Dr. Ken
"and found someone so much better?"
Dr. Ken
"Do you want to come to my house"
Dr. Ken
"and watch the Lakers game tonight?"
Dr. Ken
"Wait, I don't think the Lakers are playing tonight."
Dr. Ken
"They're not."
Dr. Ken
"You wanted to see me?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to step on your toes with the cake."
Dr. Ken
"That's okay. I mean, you are his wife."
Dr. Ken
"Ken wouldn't be able to get dressed"
Dr. Ken
"and leave the house without me."
Dr. Ken
"and I want you to know how much I appreciate that."
Dr. Ken
"And I appreciate you."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, it's like we're sister wives!"
Dr. Ken
"I really need to talk to my wife."
Dr. Ken
"Doing this documentary was a bad idea."
Dr. Ken
"What do you mean?"
Dr. Ken
"but instead it shined a light on how boring my job is."
Dr. Ken
"They're using me in an episode about dull, everyday doctors."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, this is why I want to do comedy..."
Dr. Ken
"Look, it's been a tough day."
Dr. Ken
"You wanted to prove how fascinating your life is,"
Dr. Ken
"and in retrospect, it was probably too much."
Dr. Ken
"No, this is a sign."
Dr. Ken
"You know, that rush of being on that stage..."
Dr. Ken
"I can't go back."
Dr. Ken
"Dr. Ken, a patient collapsed in the waiting room."
Dr. Ken
"He's not breathing."
Dr. Ken
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