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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Doyou know what they'd do to my eye socket in there?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Just promise you'll treat herwell."
American Dad! (2005)
"No. I was wrong. It's justyou were bragging aboutyour girlfriend..."
American Dad! (2005)
"so I went to check her out, and, oh, come on, dude."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You know how sexy she is. - Yeah."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, I know I made a big mistake."
American Dad! (2005)
"You caught me. No one's ever caught me!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sorry, Dad, but it's over."
American Dad! (2005)
"I know. I also know I was a better liar than I was a father."
American Dad! (2005)
"And for that, I'm sorry."
American Dad! (2005)
"All right. But the jewels staywith me, and this is your last robbery."
American Dad! (2005)
"You have myword. Good-bye, Son."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait a second. Where are my keys?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I swear on my grandchildren: This car is the last thing I ever steal!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine, you were right. My dad's a thief and a con artist."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm just a sucker in an itchy turtleneck."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You know how I hate downtime! - Take pity on me."
American Dad! (2005)
"Mywhole, pathetic life's been based on a lie."
American Dad! (2005)
"You're not a nobody!"
American Dad! (2005)
"because you're a hero right here in your own home."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm gonna have to talk toJack first."
American Dad! (2005)
"- But he's not coming back. - He'll be back! You'll see!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine, doyou even like Roger?"
American Dad! (2005)
"'Cause I'm thinking we mayhave done enough forhim."
American Dad! (2005)
"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Saywhat? - Smith, per this photo, you're a family man."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ooh! What's that? A bugaboo?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Why have a list ifyou're not gonna follow it?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I'm the richest guy in the world..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, Stan, please. - Oh, hang on. That's the other line."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I'm a killing machine. - Oh, sweetie, I know."
American Dad! (2005)
"Baby, I just might have that affair after all."
American Dad! (2005)
"What's this?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll-I'll definitely wear it. I'll definitely, definitely wear it."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, God, we're gonna die! Fudge has been made! Mommy, help me!"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's over. I'm washed up. I'm the Chumbawamba ofsecret agents."
American Dad! (2005)
"So... tacos? Who wants tacos? I'm buying."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, he didn't like tacos."
American Dad! (2005)
"I've been hip-deep in the blood of America's enemies."
American Dad! (2005)
"- So, why areyou here now? - I decided it was high time to meet the family."
American Dad! (2005)
"You've got the real thing right here."
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"Now scare me up some bourbon, space man."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll be right back."
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"Communists and terrorists."
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"Yeah, about your amazing dad. I still can't believeyou kept this from me."
American Dad! (2005)
"Terrorists? You mean Al-Qaeda?"
American Dad! (2005)
"No mustache? Sorry to wasteyour time, ma'am."
American Dad! (2005)
"You're taking him on a jewel heist!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Dude, she's got wrinkles!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I, uh- I'm- Here. Help me take these jewels back to the lab."
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"to fulfill your destiny byjoining me."
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"Steve!"
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"Come on, Stan. Figure a way out ofhere."
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"That's it!"
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"Freeze, thief!."
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"Can't you just let me go, Son?"
American Dad! (2005)
"And what I did toyou- Go ahead. Punch me in the face."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah, Francine, you're right."
American Dad! (2005)
"No, Roger. Come on! Open this door!"
American Dad! (2005)
"He'll send for me!"
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"# Goodmorning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Good-looking family, Son."
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"And the best part is I'm still lying toyou about a bunch of other stuff."
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"Oh, hi. I'm Steve. This was my grandpa's apartment."
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"Me too."
American Dad! (2005)
"I was so excited, l couldn't keep away."
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"- Roger, wait. No, don't- don't!"
American Dad! (2005)
"You can do this. You're not just a pencil pusher."
American Dad! (2005)
"Guess I couldn't help myselfafter all."
American Dad! (2005)
"Excellent! Ifwe have to dress up as a camel on this mission, I call the front."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, you are. You totally are."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm a nobody. Ow! Stop it!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow, Grandpa. I thought I heard every story there was about Bette Davis."
American Dad! (2005)
"Gentlemen, l made outwith a chick."
American Dad! (2005)
"After all, I letyou go when you were just a baby."
American Dad! (2005)
"Come on, guys! Guess who I am!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- What the hell areyou?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- But- - Hello, colleges? I'd like to pay my son's tuition."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Who used all my cream rinse?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah, Snot, let's just make sure we never let a woman come between us again."
American Dad! (2005)
"I was destined for greatness until you tricked me into having this loving family..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Cheese Nips are not the same as Cheez-lts."
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"Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I don't care."
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"Stan, you don't have to be a super spy to be a hero..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine, kids, meetJack Smith, my real dad."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Okay, how aboutyou?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You're a better man than your dad could ever be."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, areyou two capering? We don't allow capering in here!"
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"Yeah, well, I guess everyone makes mistakes."
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"- Not even Algeria. - Oh, Stan."
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"That's for locking me in the basement without giving me any laundry to fold!"
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"Damn it, man! Don't you think I know that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, ifyou need a place to go, how about the market?"
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"Open it! Open it, birthdayboy!"
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"- Oh, Duper's got nail clippers."
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"Great. Thanks for landing this. I got tee time in like 20 minutes."
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"A mistress on my salary, Francine? Come on!"
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"Why, I never stopped enjoying it, Sheila."
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"- Yes!"
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"I won't feel compelled to return to it later."
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"I can't believe I was married to a spy for 20 years."
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"Right. So we should pound on it for like two minutes?"
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"and opens."
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"My God! There's a bomb in my office!"
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"- How fudge-making! - There's a bomb?"
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"The students in China pay attention..."
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"who helped me in my hour of need."
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"I don't want a heroin snow globe! I want my fake dead grandpa!"
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"Yeah, can someone tell Snake Plissken here to back off?"
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"Oh, he loved his sugar packets."
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"- You quit the C.I.A.? - That's right."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, adventure. Hold on."
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"Toyou! I am not a spy!"
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"thus dooming me to a life of mediocrity."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sorry. But ifTheJackhammer says you're a spy, that's good enough for me."
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"Now to find the hidden uranium."
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"I can't believe it! I modeled mywhole life afteryou!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Go ahead. Turn in your old man."
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"- Hello?"
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