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Clips from Arrested Development - Righteous Brothers (S02E02)

"- I penciled her in for 4:00 today. - Why didn't you tell me?"
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"Everything- No. No! I will not let this make me eat!"
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"So get this. Tomorrow I gotta go on record and say I don't know where Dad is."
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"And now Kitty Sanchez wants to meet with me."
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"[Narrator] And meetings with Kitty had never ended well."
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"- Say good-bye to these. - Spring break! Whoo!"
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"- Perhaps this'll jog your memory. - [Cal] Oh! They're crooked!"
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"Plus, Dad will not leave the attic, which means he's gonna get caught..."
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"which means I'm gonna get caught for hiding him."
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"Well, why don't you get Gob to do your dirty work for you?"
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"Shall I knock Dad out and chain him to a pipe somewhere?"
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"Or should I risk another herpes outbreak with Kitty?"
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"- Which is it this time? - Definitely not one of those two things."
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"But are you upset about something, Gob?"
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"Come on. You asked me for $5,000..."
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"so that you could invest in a Franklin CD."
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"and not a compact disc of you singing to your hand."
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"[Narrator] Gob had recently made a recording ofhis ventriloquism act."
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""Franklin Comes Alive." Take one."
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"He hoped it would break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover hit."
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"It ain't easy bein' white"
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"It ain't easy bein' brown"
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"All this pressure to be bright"
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"Sometimes- Hey, where'd the guy go?"
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"I tried to express something to you in a couple of those numbers..."
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"But you, you didn't even bother to listen to it."
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"I did listen to it. L-l-l-I am listening to it. Gob. Hey."
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"It's my favorite, favorite record."
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"[Sobbing] Because I am so embarrassed."
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"- I can't believe that you love it. - I love it so much."
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"Crying like a couple of girls."
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"Aw, you're the only one crying. But I love the music."
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"- And the card with your face on it? - And the healing."
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"Home run!"
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"We'll do your dirty work for you, Mikey."
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"- You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me. - Now I gotta listen to that CD."
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"- Hi, Dad. - Right."
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"You remember Franklin."
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"- How 'bout some tongue? - Wha- Oh-"
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"[Narrator] But Franklin didn't want to kiss at all."
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"Tobias, I am not uprooting my life and moving to Vegas."
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"Wait a second. I thought we were split up, and this would bring us back together."
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"Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not..."
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"is a sign that we should split again."
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"Or stay split up."
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"Okay, forget about Vegas. We'll stay here and get back together."
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"- Or stay together and either rekindle or fan this fire. - [House Creaking]"
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"[Narrator] And soon, Gob was on his way to dump his father on the police station steps."
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"Do you forgive me?"
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"And he decided to let himself off the hook using his ventriloquist skills."
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"[Imitating George Sr.] I cherish you, Gob. Come here and give me a kiss."
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"I'm driving, Dad. [As George Sr.] Now!"
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"- [Narrator] It was weird. - [Kiss]"
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"And that's when Gob noticed the CD and card that he'd made for Michael."
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"It's not even open. Michael!"
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"Meanwhile, Michael's meeting with Kitty wasn't as distressing as he'd thought."
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"The program has changed my life. And I have a sponsor now. [Whispers] He's famous."
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"- That's great. - I can't tell you who he is."
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"But let's just say that he was on Night Court."
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"- Well, you look great. - I can tell you who it's not."
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"It's not Bull. It's not Harry Anderson."
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"- I got it. - He's white."
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"I know who it is."
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"What happens is, when I don't have a man in my life, I tend to go a little crazy."
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"- Mm-hmm. - But I'm keeping it together now."
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"And I wanted to tell you I'm not gonna try to hurt you guys anymore."
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"- Don't suppose I can get that in writing. - You did try to blow me up."
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"- Sorry about that. - Just don't piss me off again."
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""Oftentimes the heart acts without consulting the head, and thusly"-"
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"Oh, I see you wasted no time in filling my seat hole."
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"Oh, no, no. I just came by so that you could say good-bye to these."
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"- Oh, no, no, no, no. - It's the last time you're going to be seeing these."
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"How ironic. I just found out I'm staying."
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"Just put 'em on down."
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"You're not goin' to Vegas?"
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"So I shall continue to toil through this waking life."
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"Wow, you are so real. Why can't I meet someone like you?"
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"[Narrator] And Michael decided that he better keep Kitty occupied with a man."
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"At least until after his meeting."
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"Hey, gang, I got an idea. Tobias, why don't you take Kitty out for the afternoon?"
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"What a great idea for a Hugh Grant-Julia Roberts type movie."
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"I recently heard that the actor, John Larroquette, was looking for a meaty character piece."
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"[Narrator] And so, free of obstacles..."
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"Michael prepared to sign the affidavit..."
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"maintaining he had no idea where his father was."
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"Michael, these men are here- just a little bit early-"
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"because we have photographic evidence..."
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"which discredits the affidavit you just signed."
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"Are those balls? 'Cause the last time we were here, they were balls."
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"These are not balls. This was taken with a traffic camera."
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"It shows you in your car with your father within the last 24 hours."
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"I wish they were balls."
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"[Narrator] Michael was in police custody..."
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"after a photo ofhim helping his father escape had turned up."
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"Did you see that picture? That's you, right?"
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"Were you holdin' up a photo of me or somethin'?"
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"Of course you don't recognize it."
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"- It's the card from the CD you didn't even open. - You found that, did you?"
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"So this is how you repay me for how I repay you?"
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"I actually did not get a chance to listen to it yet."
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"Probably should've told you, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings."
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"Oh, you're so sensitive."
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"Just like when you whipped up those tears talking about how much you loved it."
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"I've got him stashed away somewhere safe now."
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"- Get him, quickly, otherwise I'm gonna be stuck in here. - Good!"
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"- I hope you rot in here! - What-"
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"And guess what else? Dad kissed me."
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"How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture."
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"I didn't say he was totally into it."
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"[Narrator] And George Michael tried to break up with Ann."
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"I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at-"
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"It's kinda racy, but-"
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"Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go."
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"- You want to see that? - No, I want to get the whole church group together."
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"when hejoined some ofher youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry..."
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"executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives."
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"- It's a satire! - There's nothing funny about fornication!"
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"The bastard saw us!"
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"[Narrator] And the promise of another kiss was too enticing to turn down."
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"Well, yes. The bastards."
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