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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Blind Spot (S01E01)

"Because if one of my exes came to visit,"
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"well, Herb would probably"
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"just drive his car right into the lake again."
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"You know how herb gets."
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"Yes. Herb."
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"your air mattress, Honey."
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"I should get my own, but I am very cheap."
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"You have relatives in town for the weekend?"
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"Oh, no. This is actually for my college ex-boyfriend Oscar."
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"I would have him stay on the sofa bed,"
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"but Eddie spilled oyster sauce on it,"
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"so now it smells like an aquarium."
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"Wow, and Louis is okay with that?"
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"Well, he was upset at first,"
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"You can scrub and scrub..."
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"Uh, no. No, I meant about your ex-boyfriend staying with you."
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"Marvin would never let any of my ex-boyfriends stay with us."
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"He's too jealous."
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"Nancy said the same thing about Herb."
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"Ah. Oh, Marvin thinks I'm such a catch"
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"that other men can't be trusted around me."
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"That's terrible."
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"Anyway, um, you should feel lucky"
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"that you don't have to deal with that from Louis."
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"Yes."
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"If you need a second opinion,"
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"one of the other kids building a volcano."
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"I hear it's this year's "potato battery.""
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"Make some noise for the power of science!"
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"Eddie, you need to apply yourself."
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"If you keep looking for shortcuts,"
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"Where'd you learn that? Oprah?"
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"On Oprah."
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"What's your project, huh?"
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"Damn, son! You unlocked the doc!"
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"Ugh!"
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"There goes my pizza party."
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"There's no way I'm beating Evan now."
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"The only things you need are bed rest,"
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"ironically, chicken soup,"
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"But it smells. Shh."
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"Focus on absorbing the oil."
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"No science fair."
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"Yes! Look like I'm winning the pizza party!"
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"What? I can't have a dark side?"
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"Okay, everybody, we can't have Oscar Chow staying"
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"in a house full of invalids."
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"So everybody out. Grandma's room is now a quarantine zone."
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"Like "outbreak." Great movie."
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"Is that the one with the cute monkey?"
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"Emery, if you ever see a monkey like that,"
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"you run, okay?"
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"You run and you don't look back."
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"And stay away from Evan because he is contagious."
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"Your mother's right."
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"We don't want you boys missing the science fair."
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"You can't stay in this room, or you're gonna get chickenpox."
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"Guys, come on, let's go! Get out of there."
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"Oscar will be here any minute."
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"Oh, boy. Oscar Chow. What a guy."
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"So I thought I would take Oscar jacuzzi shopping"
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"Hmm. Is Oscar looking for a jacuzzi?"
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"Well, maybe we'll go for massages afterwards."
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"Hmm, shiatsu."
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"Did you know there's a-a ranch in Japan"
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"where they massage the cows?"
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"Are you sure you're not jealous, Louis?"
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"It's okay if you are."
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"Jealous of Oscar?"
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"No."
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"Because, you know, they say you never get over your first love."
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"What a butt."
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"Why aren't you more jealous?!"
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"You want me to be jealous of Oscar?"
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"Jessica, that's crazy."
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"Oh, so it's so crazy"
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"that other men might find me attractive?"
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"Did somebody say "croquembouche"?"
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"but I hope their gentle tinklings"
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"will always remind you of home."
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"He loves them!"
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"So thoughtful."
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"So, Oscar, what brings you to Orlando?"
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"the "Aladdin" ice show spectacular."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, you were always such an athlete."
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"Boys, uh, show Oscar to the guest bathroom."
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"We have a guest bathroom?"
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"The bathroom."
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"You don't see it?"
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"Jessica, he's gay."
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"Gay? That's ridiculous. Oscar is not gay."
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"We dated for an entire summer in college."
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"Did he ever kiss you?"
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"Jessica, everyone knows you have a blind spot"
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"when it comes to gay people."
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"Your gaydar is broken. You can't tell if someone's gay."
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"Well, that is not true."
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"Boys, stop fighting!"
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"So nice to see brothers getting along."
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"♪ where the dogs of society howl ♪"
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"Watch out, Louis!"
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"♪ You can't plant me in your penthouse ♪"
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"A gang!"
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"♪ I'm going back to my plough ♪"
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"They should put Rocky in this movie. It would liven things up."
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"That doesn't prove anything, just because..."
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"Wait. Who was gay in "Philadelphia"?"
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"How's my favorite little brother do..."
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"I know you want my chickenpox"
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"so you can get out of the science fair."
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"Great. Then we're on the same page."
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"Now give me those sweet pox."
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"Sorry, Eddie. I don't want to see you waste your potential."
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"But the science fair's on Friday, and I got no ideas!"
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"Science is all around us."
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"Ugh!"
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"Besides, I'm saving my germs for someone else."
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"So beautiful. So tragic."
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"Is this science?"
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