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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Home Sweet Home-School (S01E01)

"Aw, hell, no!"
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"I'm too excited to pimp-walk."
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"_"
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"Dad doesn't want you at the restaurant."
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"What? That's not true."
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"Your father is struggling without me,"
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"but he is making a sacrifice for your education."
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"Of course I want you here."
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"It is awful without you."
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"probably to get out of CLC."
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"I will double his workload."
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"Oh, no. Got to run. I see Mitch eyeing the croutons."
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"Love you!"
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"Aw, hell, no!"
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"If this jukebox uses 50 kilowatts of power"
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"at 11 cents per kilowatt"
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"and a 3-minute song cos 25 cents,"
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"how much money do we lose per song?"
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"- 21/2 cents! - 21/2..."
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"And this is why I never plug in the jukebox."
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"Boys, welcome to your new CLC classroom."
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"[To the tune of "Escape""
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"Uh, may I get you some waters"
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"Jessica, what brings you to Cattleman's Ranch?"
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"I realize... why not have the boys do CLC here?"
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"That way, I can also help you at the restaurant."
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"Unless you don't want me here."
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"Oh, no. Of course I want you here."
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"Good! Boys, CLC, this booth."
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"If Mitch steals two croutons per hour"
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"how many days till we are on the street?"
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"How can I solve for "x" when I don't know "z"?"
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""Student... Eddie Huang."
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"Infraction... slander.""
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"He's tough, but he's fair."
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"Nancy, what did I tell you about extra napkins?"
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"Also, why are we out of tea bags?"
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"I don't want you here."
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"I knew it,"
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"as soon as you expressed emotions with words."
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"Why do you micromanage everything?"
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"I'm just looking out for our family."
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"So am I, but I'm doing it in a nicer way."
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"You should treat people the way you want to be treated."
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"You think people are inherently good, but they are not."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Could I just get my check, please? - No, I'm sorry."
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"My son got straight a's, and I told my wife I love her."
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"Look at that table. Look at that table."
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"They've ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
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"They've been there a long time, and they haven't paid."
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"And that one guy is pumping up his sneaker."
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"showering them with napkins?"
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"I will handle this my way."
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"We're not done eating yet."
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"I know what you guys are doing here."
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"It's not run by some big corporation."
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"It's a totally different restaurant!"
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"The bears aren't even the same color."
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"it's gonna come out of our pocket..."
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"Me, my wife, and my three boys."
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"You guys were really going for a little girl, huh?"
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"Look, the point is, we're not rich."
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"So if you guys order more than you can pay for,"
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"Yeah, okay. I... we're sorry."
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"I took care of it."
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"and they got it."
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"People are good."
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"Are you sure about that?"
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"I'll be in my office."
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"Excuse me, Mrs. Huang?"
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"Um, we were just talking,"
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"and we'd like to cover their check."
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"What?"
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"we want to chip in and pay their bill."
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"Yeah, Louis would do it for us."
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"I mean, he's a great boss."
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"Mom, Eddie dined and dashed on CLC."
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"But don't worry. I wrote him another infraction."
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""Run out on this bill, it comes out of our pocket.""
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"Oh!"
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"Time me."
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"- You hit us with your car. - You hit my car with your bodies."
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"My husband is a good man."
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"I don't."
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"which, uh, makes you start to wonder."
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"My body feels cold."
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"I don't want my husband to lose his faith in people."
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"Okay, okay. W-we'll pay our check."
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"You are going to do a lot more than that."
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"After we left, we thought about what you said,"
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"Did you have something to do with this?"
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"What? Me? No."
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna go make dinner now..."
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"most moms don't care enough about their kids"
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"to tutor them for two hours a day."
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"It was three hours."
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"but it's because she cares."
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"You think you can beat your old man?"
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"Dad, you serve people all day."
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"You ready to get served?"
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"That felt good."
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"Aw! Ooh, close."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Oh, hey."
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"- Is that your dad? - Yeah."
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"Seems like a cool guy."
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"Ooh! All day!"
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"You want to play?"
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"Well, I was just gonna flip through sports games on TV"
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"and look for my dad in the crowds, but I guess I can wait."
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"That's how it was in my family."
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"We didn't do sappy "I love yous.""
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"We just showed it."
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"Looks like we'll be going for academic scholarships."
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"And then an alligator sticker plus a cloud sticker"
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"equals an alligator with sunglasses sticker."
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"All right. So..."
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"Unless a cloud sticker is a rainbow cloud"
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"in which case it reverse back to a bear and a hat."
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