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Clips from Seinfeld - The Susie (S08E08)

"Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?"
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"When does it start?"
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"Don't know. They tell you the night before."
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"Jerry's still mad about that phony thing?"
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"-Peggy, you really saved me. -lt was no problem."
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"I don't see you as a Susie. Sharon, maybe."
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"-What's in the bag? -New tuxedo for the Pinstripe Ball."
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"-You taking Allison? -Yes, of course I'm taking Allison."
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"-Lithe. -Oh, lithe."
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"-She's not gonna twi-- -She'll twirl."
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"That is what Mr. Steinbrenner wants."
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"-Yeah, here. -Great."
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"-She wants to talk? -She doesn't want to."
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"-All night? -Yeah, I slept at my parents' house."
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"So, what? You can't keep avoiding her."
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"Oh, by the way, you owe Mike $1 00."
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"That's some sweet action."
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"I heard she was a disaster, Suz."
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"Lookit. It's not Suz, all right?"
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"-Hey. -So coffee shop?"
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"Believe it or not, I'm not home"
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"-Hey. -Hey, I thought you went to the game."
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"-Cheryl Miller's brother? -Yeah."
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"Well, I ran out onto the court and threw a hot dog at Reggie Miller."
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"So that's it?"
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"-They just closed. -Oh, too bad."
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"All of us?"
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"Allison, hi."
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"Listen, I'm sorry about what happened at the game last night."
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"Could I have that ticket tonight?"
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"...he's got a real attitude."
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"-Act like one. -I'm sorry."
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"-There's something wrong this trunk. -Oh, let me see."
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"Now, we all know that this relationship isn't working."
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"So Allison and I think that the best thing to do is just make a clean break."
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"...than just a good time."
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"But she is."
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"Me and her have had our problems. She and I have had our problems."
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"...she would agree with me too."
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"But I think that at its core..."
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"And who better to do that than..."
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"-Did you do this? -Yeah, but--"
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"I don't want it that way."
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"Do l? Thanks."
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"Somebody help. Help!"
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"-Jerry. -Gone."
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"Kramer, open up. I know you're in there."
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"Come on. It's 5:00 in the morning. What's the matter with you?"
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"Susie?"
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"I'm not Susie. I'm Elaine."
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"How do you like the tuxedo?"
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"It's a rental, but I've had it for 1 5 years."
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"George, I thought you were gonna change."
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"For her, not for you."
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"Let's just try and have a nice time for once."
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"We'll talk about this when we get home."
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"All right, look. Wait. Wait. Kramer. Wait a minute. You are not going in."
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"I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie."
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"But I never heard her cries for help..."
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"I've decided to form a charitable foundation in Susie's honor..."
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"Nights, weekends, every free moment you have."
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"-Here or in Japan? -What's the difference?"
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"Well, the Japanese are more enlightened."
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"They can see beyond the physical."
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"Forget Japan. How much would you pay?"
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"Oh, I don't know. A dollar."
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"I think I'm worth at least 300."
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"I don't think so."
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"-Hey, that's for all night. -I know."
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"Well, you hired me. I'm the victim here."
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"Did I force you into this life?"
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"Yes. You and every woman like you."
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"-Look how dark it's getting already. -It's not daylight-savings time yet."
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"Well, I'm sick of waiting."
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"I am springing ahead right now."
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"Oh, I'm sure that won't cause any problems."
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"Oh, God, it's Mike Moffet."
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"Don't tell me you're still mad at him for calling you a phony."
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"Jerry, that was five years ago."
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"I'm not a phony. I don't want anything to do with this guy."
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"Mike! Mike."
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"Kramer, Jerry, how's it going?"
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"Fine. And I'm not just saying that."
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"Guess what. I just started my own business. I'm a bookie."
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"No openings in arson?"
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"Either of you guys wanna place a bet, I'm your guy."
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"No, no, no. No bets for me. I got a disease."
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"I'm feeling a bit queasy myself. Maybe I'll see you in another five years."
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"Are you kidding? It's all water near a bridge."
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"-Oh, what time do you got? -Oh, yes."
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"-It's almost 6. -Whoa, I'm really late."
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"These designs look great."
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"-Mr. Peterman is gonna love them. -Thanks, Susie."
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"You won't believe this, but as I'm leaving, she calls me Susie."
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"What am l, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Staten lsland?"
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"-Who are you describing? -Someone I know."
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"-Named Sharon? -I'd rather not say."
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"Hey."
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"Steinbrenner is throwing a huge party at Tavern on the Green."
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"Kind of a Yankee prom?"
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"It's not a prom. It's a ball."
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"This woman is genetically engineered to go to a ball."
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"-Tall, blond, lithe. -Live?"
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"-Lithe. -Live?"
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"-Well, you two will have a great time. -lt can't be worse than this."
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"Wait till you see the dress that she's got. It's backless."
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"I'm finally gonna make a great entrance."
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"Backless? You gonna back her in?"
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"Elaine, when a woman makes a ball entrance, she twirls."
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"He wants everyone to twirl around."
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"-All right. -Great."
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"Hey, did you get your boss's Knick ticket for Kramer?"
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"-Say, George-- -Oh, courtside."
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"Is that the best you could do?"
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"-George, we need to talk. -What?"
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"I really think we need to talk."
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"-She needs to talk. -Nobody needs to talk."
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"Who would want to?"
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"-She tried to end it with me, Jerry. -What did you do?"
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"I told her I was out of soda. I went out to get some, and I never went back."
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