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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Miserable Mill: Part Two (S01E01)

"Now get back to work!"
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"This mistake has cost me an inordinate amount of money."
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"I'm sorry. When Sir gets like this, there's nothing I can do."
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"If you can't speak up for us, at least speak up for yourself."
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"You're right, my dear. I've been a silent partner for too long."
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"And this mill... it has too many secrets."
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"Charles?"
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"Well, I would, but I've got an appointment."
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"Everyone is staring at me like I'm a pariah."
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"Klaus, it's you."
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"- What happened to Phil? - I'm okay."
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"We need to talk."
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"If the world ever feels confusing,"
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"as if people are having secret meetings to plot against you behind your back,"
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"it's useful to know they are."
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"could be traced to a secret meeting that happened not long after"
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"the Baudelaires arrived at Lucky Smells Lumbermill."
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"Like most things from the past, it's best seen..."
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"in black and white."
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"We have a good deal, you and I."
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"You provide a steady stream of employees for me to practice my craft,"
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"and I send them back after I've fixed how they see."
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"Frankly, I never thought weekly eye exams"
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"would have such an impact on employee morale."
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"Oops! I dropped a pen on the floor. Would you mind helping me look for it?"
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"Does he really not know how you make his workers so compliant?"
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"He gets free labor, we split the profits 50-50."
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"You're terrible, and I love it."
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"Found it."
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"It's okay, Shirley."
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"My name is Shirley."
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"and wants very much to raise children of her own."
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"Alas, the helter-skelter life of a working girl"
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"has left me no time to find a partner,"
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"and the cruel reality of adoption economics"
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"has left me unable to purchase even the runtiest of orphans."
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"And so I wait and work... and grow old dreaming of children."
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"Three of them to be precise."
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"A bucktoothed baby, a smarty-pants little boy"
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"and a girl with an enormous fortune."
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"Uh, uh... bank account. Uh, uh..."
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"heart."
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"Thank you."
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"It's a moving story."
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"And frankly, it's a coincident that defies belief."
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"But a trio of orphans with those exact qualities"
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"arrived at the mill just yesterday."
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"- I'll take them. - Excuse me?"
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"I mean, don't you want to see those children in a loving home?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"They do the work of an adult for half the gum."
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"What would make you part with them?"
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"They made a... costly mistake."
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"- Like a fatal accident? - A bit drastic, but..."
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"Deal! Oops! Dropped another pen."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"All we have to do is get one of those brats to murder someone."
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"Oh, they'll never do that. They're total goody two-shoes."
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"You so underestimate me."
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"Hmm, I smell an evil plan."
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"Thank you so much for your time, Sir."
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"It does sound like something from a scary movie."
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"I read the Encyclopedia Hypnotica last year."
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"I didn't mean to."
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"No."
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"If Dr. Orwell did something to my brain, I have to fix it."
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"You can't go back there. It's too dangerous."
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"I don't care. I have to know."
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"What if you get hurt?"
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"What if I cause another accident and hurt more people?"
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"You're the one that wanted to stay here."
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"You wanted to find out what our parents were doing in this town."
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"And I'm sorry I put us in danger."
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"I don't know why they blame our parents for the fire, and I don't care anymore."
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"I just want you to be safe. Count Olaf is here."
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"- We have to leave. - And we will."
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"When I get back from Dr. Orwell's."
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"I can't go on. I'll go on."
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"Let's go on. Together."
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"Was it fatal?"
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"Just a leg? Call me when there's a real maiming."
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"And don't take your eyes off those orphans!"
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"There's just no challenge when they love taking orders."
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"You wouldn't have the Baudelaires at all if it weren't for me."
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"I don't have them."
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"You were supposed to hypnotize the bookworm"
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"into causing a fatal accident."
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"Don't blame me for that. I'm running a business"
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"while you're running around wearing my clothes."
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"Oh, Georgina..."
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"Yes, it's part of my character."
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"She has Charles."
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"Now, Charles, would you like to look at the screen"
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"- Orphans. - Dangerous orphans."
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"Charles, don't you think your partner and you"
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"would be a lot happier without these orphans around?"
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"We could finally be happy without those orphans around."
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"She's hypnotizing him."
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"Charles..."
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"would you like to do your impersonation of a chicken?"
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"I told you to wait in the waiting room."
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"- Did you? I must've forgot. - Mmm."
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"Charles, would you like to stop?"
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"- That's Shirley? - We should go before she sees us."
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"I really wanna practice saying the secret words."
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"Why? So you could take over and you wouldn't need me anymore?"
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"Secret words?"
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"According to the Encyclopedia Hypnotica,"
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"a hypnotist chooses one word to induce hypnotic suggestion,"
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"like Nero or... or omelet,"
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"and another one to break it."
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"Charles, would you tell Dr. Orwell to please stop bringing up the past?"
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"Stop bringing up the past."
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"Charles, would you tell Count Olaf to stop talking in that voice?"
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"Stop talking in that voice."
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"- You drank all of my wine. - You poisoned my coffee."
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"- You tried to hypnotize me! - It was the only way to shut you up!"
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"What was that?"
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"There's nothing up there."
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"If there's nothing up there, then what was that noise?"
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