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Clips from Community (2009) - Pascal's Triangle Revisited (S01E01)

"I finally get to click send"
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"on so many "I told you so" emails."
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"Yeah, it's pretty great. Not much could ruin today."
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"Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him."
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"tomorrow's, uh, transfer ceremony to send off"
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"all the students leaving for so-called real schools?"
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"There's a formal dance afterward."
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"How many dances is this school gonna have?"
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"Five."
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"If you come to all of them, you get one of these."
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"I assumed your whole posse would be coming to the dance,"
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"having heard the exciting news about Britta."
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"Banana rhino."
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"Banana Sam Elliott."
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"LeVar "Banana" Burton."
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"Banana King Tut."
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"Here, give me that."
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"B... banana penis."
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"Sure, you would've loved it if he did it."
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"What?"
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"When we first heard the term "teacher's aids"?"
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"Yeah."
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"So what's everybody doing this summer?"
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"Money's tight, so I hope I can convince them"
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"My dad wants me to leave the nest,"
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"so he feels less weird that his girlfriend is 20."
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"Oh, wait."
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"Yep."
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"Um, everyone has to go to the transfer dance tomorrow."
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"I'm going."
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"My friend Gary's transferring."
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"Oh, good."
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"- Finally. - Thank God."
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"Hope he transfers to hell."
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"More importantly,"
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"our very own Britta Perry, it turns out,"
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"Oh, that's nice!"
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"What the hell is a transfer queen?"
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"It's like prom queen. You wear a sash."
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"And there's a vote, and if you win,"
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"No."
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"How did I get nominated?"
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"Don't let it upset you, Britta."
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"It's the last day of the semester."
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"Hi!"
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"Just spreading the news."
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"isn't really rolling off the tongue,"
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"so we're just gonna call it "The tranny dance"!"
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"Much more Greendale."
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"What kind of community college has a prom?"
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"Proms weren't even cool in high school."
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"It's that kind of crap that made me drop out in the first place."
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"You know, you don't actually have"
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"to lie on a sofa like it's a Woody Allen movie."
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"Now, look..."
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"like a certain birthday party"
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"attended by a rather enterprising transient"
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"But there are other more recent streaks"
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"that you might yet be able to wipe clear,"
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"like your adolescent fear"
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"of being a so-called blow-up doll."
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"So you think I'd feel better about myself"
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"if I got all sexed up, went over there,"
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"- Precisely. - Wow."
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"Guess you really get what you pay for with free therapy."
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"Ouch. That stung a little bit."
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"Thanks."
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"I'll save you some time."
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"He listens to you talk for a year,"
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"then recommends a makeover."
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"Well, don't wear as much lipstick"
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"as you did on Valentine's Day."
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"Senor Chang..."
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"Greendale's foremost, if only, Spanish teacher."
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"What can I do for you?"
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"I am actually a student now."
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"- Oh. - But I was thinking,"
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"as a teacher and as my friend,"
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"um, if you could help me..."
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"Cheat my way through school."
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"How about..."
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"Let's just try that a second."
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"No, Jorge, you killed it."
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"Are you going to Abed's kegger?"
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"Sweet."
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"You probably don't want to talk to me."
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"Well, it's not junior high."
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"We're mature adults, Michelle. We can talk."
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"I think I handled our breakup poorly."
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"Before I respond to that,"
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"I'll have to take a extra-strength vitamin duh."
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"Duh."
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"We started getting serious, and I got scared,"
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"and it's possible I made a mistake."
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"Maybe we can talk about it sometime."
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"I miss you."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"Cool."
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"Funny..."
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"You know, I... I spend so much time here,"
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"I forget that we don't live together."
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"Then I think..."
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""What if we lived together?""
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"Here, I'm gonna check on the other keg."
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"Hey, Troy, you ever seen one of these?"
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"It's called a beer bong."
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"You're not supposed to inhale, though."
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"I almost died outside."
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"Why does abed hate me?"
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"What, are you kidding? Look at him."
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"He probably hates America."
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"Hey, babe, babe."
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"Guess what."
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"Your boyfriend just got offered a spot"
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"on the number-one community-college"
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"hacky sack team in the nation."
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"- Oh, my God! Sweetie! - Oh, my God."
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"Of course it's huge. Are you kidding me?"
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"I mean, you know, I'm not into the fame and stuff,"
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"but I could be the next Yngwe Mackadangdang junior."
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