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Clips from The Mick - The Fire (S01E01)

"You should be ashamed."
The Mick
"- Kid's obviously got some issues. - Yeah, it's probably our fault"
The Mick
"he made up Omicron in the first place."
The Mick
"I'm kind of getting anxious just thinking about it."
The Mick
"- Think I need a cigarette. Yeah. - Should probably have a cigarette."
The Mick
"Wha...? I can't believe you two."
The Mick
"What kind of example are you setting for Benito?"
The Mick
"Back off, Alba. You don't get it."
The Mick
"Don't I?"
The Mick
"Is that a nicotine patch?"
The Mick
"Alba, you smoked?"
The Mick
"Yes, Alba smoked!"
The Mick
"Since I was four years old."
The Mick
"In Guatemala they would just hand them to the children like candy."
The Mick
"Oh, you are just full of surprises."
The Mick
"And now I hide the patches in my first aid kit in my room"
The Mick
"because I am embarrassed."
The Mick
"Maybe we should try it."
The Mick
"Right? I mean, it worked for her, it could work for us."
The Mick
"- Yeah, we got to do something. - Yeah."
The Mick
"Yeah, maybe you go get one now."
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"We were just kids."
The Mick
"Hey, Ben, can we come in?"
The Mick
"Hey, buddy."
The Mick
"and we are very sorry about that."
The Mick
"Yeah, we haven't been setting the best example for you, but..."
The Mick
"starting today that's all gonna change, okay?"
The Mick
"- 'Cause we're getting healthy. - We're getting healthy,"
The Mick
"and you know what we're gonna do first?"
The Mick
"Quit smoking cigarettes."
The Mick
"all kinds of nasty side effects."
The Mick
"Like what?"
The Mick
"- Like asthma - Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"And bad breath, yellow teeth,"
The Mick
"- gross skin... - D..."
The Mick
"Did you just point to me for gross skin?"
The Mick
"You don't have great skin."
The Mick
"It doesn't matter. That's all surface stuff,"
The Mick
"that matters the most."
The Mick
"when you grow up,"
The Mick
"you want to turn into a moody little bitch?"
The Mick
"No."
The Mick
"No!"
The Mick
"Nobody does, 'cause it's awful to be around."
The Mick
"- So never smoke, got it? - Got it."
The Mick
"- Okay. Good. - Does this mean"
The Mick
"I can still be friends with Omicron?"
The Mick
"Sure."
The Mick
"- Yeah. Just... stay out of trouble, okay? - Okay."
The Mick
"Maybe wash your hands and face."
The Mick
"Yeah. Take a shower."
The Mick
"I think he got it, right?"
The Mick
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think he got it."
The Mick
"Cigarettes are nasty."
The Mick
"- I feel healthier already. - Yeah."
The Mick
"- Me, too. - Yeah."
The Mick
"- Good night. - Good night."
The Mick
"Addict!"
The Mick
"- You are so weak. - You're one to talk."
The Mick
"Me? No! This?"
The Mick
"That's nothing. That's, like, there was one left."
The Mick
"I didn't want it just hanging out"
The Mick
"- Sure. - on my dresser, mocking me."
The Mick
""Sure.""
The Mick
"- did you open a new pack? - I'm responsibly"
The Mick
"weaning myself off. Nah,"
The Mick
"you are so full of crap."
The Mick
"- So are you. - But guess what, this is my last one."
The Mick
"I just wanted one more to remind me how gross cigarettes are,"
The Mick
"and then I am done."
The Mick
"Yeah. I'm done, 'cause they're gross."
The Mick
"So, they only come through"
The Mick
"Rhode Island, like, once every ten years, so everybody's"
The Mick
"super revved up for this show."
The Mick
"I scalp tickets in the parking lot,"
The Mick
"and, like, ten minutes before they go onstage,"
The Mick
"I down an entire bottle of cat morphine."
The Mick
"Wait, what the hell is that?"
The Mick
"It's morphine for cats."
The Mick
"- Right. Stupid question. - Yeah. Right."
The Mick
"- Yeah. - So was the show awesome?"
The Mick
"Literally no idea. I came to, like, four days later"
The Mick
"by a woman who thought she was Lou Diamond Phillips."
The Mick
"You are nothing like my mom."
The Mick
"Oh, yeah? Where do you think I got the cat morphine?"
The Mick
"Give me another one."
The Mick
"Ah. That's it?"
The Mick
"No way. You shouldn't have sucked yours down so fast."
The Mick
"Well, I was in the middle of a very exciting story."
The Mick
"Fine, that's cool."
The Mick
"- We're nonsmokers now. - Yeah. We're done."
The Mick
"That's what we wanted. We got what we wanted."
The Mick
"It's too bad, 'cause that was fun."
The Mick
"- It was little fun. We, uh, became - Yeah."
The Mick
"- smoking buddies just in time to stop. - Right."
The Mick
"- I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah."
The Mick
"Doesn't get much better than this..."
The Mick
"Quality time with your big bro."
The Mick
"Lungs filled with fresh air."
The Mick
"I should get back to Omicron soon."
The Mick
"He said you should hang out with me today."
The Mick
"That's weird. Omicron hates you."
The Mick
"He hates me? What'd I do?"
The Mick
"Yeah? How 'bout you tell Omicron to say that to my face"
The Mick
"so I can slap his bitch ass right back to the woods."
The Mick
"You can try, but he's way bigger than you."
The Mick
"Why don't we shut up about Omicron, okay?"
The Mick
"Today is about soaking up all my knowledge."
The Mick
"- Got any questions? - Mm,"
The Mick
"what are smells made out of?"
The Mick
"Get on the bike."
The Mick
"All right, now, just keep these handlebars straight"
The Mick
"and just keep pedaling once I let you go, okay?"
The Mick
"All right? Hey, you're doing fine."
The Mick
"You're doing great."
The Mick
"Whoa, no, no, no!"
The Mick
"Slow down! Slow down!"
The Mick
"Oh! Oh, no!"
The Mick
"Oh, no! Oh, I think I killed him!"
The Mick
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