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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Show Me on Montana (S02E02)

"It's a lollipop."
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"Oh, my God."
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"♪ It's 11:59, ♪"
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"♪ we're runnin' out of time. ♪"
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"No."
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"Looking good."
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"No."
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"Definitely not."
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"Oh, this is so frustrating."
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"Child molester! It's you and me, baby!"
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"Please stay away from my personal belongings."
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"Look, kid, do you want to be a girl?"
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"You can whip it out at parties, hit people in the face with it,"
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"throw it on your wrist like a cool watch."
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"You can use it as a skateboard."
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"You can't do any of that fun stuff with a vagina."
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"You can't give birth with a dick."
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"Herm here couldn't give birth if herm tried."
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"And even if herm could, we're talking stretch marks,"
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"Do you want your mangina to look like Kermit's mouth?"
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"Prostate cancer."
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"What?"
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"Period. Period! Oh, my God."
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"- You guys, get in here! - What?"
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"What? What? What?"
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"Oh, God, that's disgusting!"
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"Oh, she perioded."
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"- Ew! - You're on your period!"
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"I've listened to everything you have to say, and I realized"
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"it doesn't matter if you're a male or a female or both."
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"All that matters... is what's in your heart."
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"No."
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"Must find child molester."
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"No, when I find you, you won't touch any more children's bottoms ever ag..."
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"Child molester! Oh!"
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"- By a bunch of dudes. - I'm sorry. I don't follow you at all."
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"Mom, this is my boyfriend."
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"He's not a child molester, because I'm not a child!"
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"- Honey, show me. - Oh, my God."
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"- Did he touch you there? - Mom, everywhere. We had sex."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Yeah, and I drive an unmarked white van 'cause I'm an"
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"Look, here's my card."
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"You got a card?"
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""Lollipops for any occasion, discretion guaranteed. ""
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"Oh, God. Okay."
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"- My bad. - Mom."
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"Yeah?"
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"I'm too old for "Take your daughter to work" day."
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"girl doesn't need you anymore."
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"I need you, Mom. I love you."
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"Can I borrow her for a minute?"
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"Yes."
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"Come on."
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"Grab onto my cripple sticks, and let's go for a ride"
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"- just like we used to. - Whoo!"
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"Up, up, and away!"
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"Go faster!"
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"Where are the kids?"
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"♪ I know breast milk is best, ♪"
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"♪ I get that, but this is ridiculous. ♪"
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"♪ Waiting for Shabbat to end so that she can plug him in. ♪"
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"♪ And I don't know who this kid is, but she's really looking ♪"
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"♪ around like something's going on. ♪"
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"♪ cover eyes that are already closed. ♪"
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"♪ Here come those creepy kids. ♪"
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"Eh."
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"There you are."
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"Listen, we're sorry we tried to label you earlier, put you in a box."
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"He wanted you to be a man."
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"You said it doesn't matter if you're male or female or both."
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"You were right."
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"Oh, look, it's crying."
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"Tears of joy."
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"A matter of the heart."
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"I'm sorry, Daddy. It'll be better next time."
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"You're adopted."
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"Hospital administrators, take note."
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""The Arsenio Hall Show" has been cancelled."
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"down on their knees and they pray to God that little Becky"
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"Who are the wizards that came up with these things?"
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"Okay, Willow, time for your juice."
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"♪ Dream land, it's me and you... ♪"
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"Why don't we just ask shim how her/him sees hermself."
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"Child molester!"
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"♪ I'm about to lose my way until we can be together again... ♪"
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"Or do you want to be the president or a lumberman?"
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"You can pick up loose change with it."
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"skid marks, double butt, waist boobs."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Where you're going, you're gonna get your lollipop licked plenty."
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"- For old time's sake. Here we go. - Whoa!"
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"♪ These parents are really worried about their son, daughter, son, whichever. ♪"
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"And she wanted you to be a woman."
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"I am God!"
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"That's what we're calling it 'cause I'm twenty-seven years old!"
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"Congrats, kid. You're neither."
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"You ask me if I have a God complex."
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"This is not an emergency."
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"- Did he touch you here? - Yup. A couple times."
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"- Oh, you disgust me! - God. Yes!"
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"- Look at Mommy. - What?! What?!"
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"Have fun, but be safe."
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"How dare you throw my balls in my face?!"
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"So we put aside our differences and did what you wanted."
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"It's just, um, really hard to accept that your little"
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"So, I ask you, when someone goes into that chapel and they get"
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"Aren't they just words?"
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"Thank you."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Chief."
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"foot-long frank or a hot, steaming plate of vagina?"
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"Look at that. Oy!"
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"Plus, you get to have a penis."
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"- In prison. - Ew."
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"Show me on Montana."
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"That's crazy. I need you."
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"♪ Ooh... ♪"
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"Wake up, sport."
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