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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Proton Displacement (S07E07)

"You may not remember because of your advanced age."
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"Trust me, I... I remember."
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"Amy, this is television legend Arthur Jeffries."
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"His science show inspired millions of children."
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"Hold-Hold-Hold on."
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"Hey look-- we're wearing the same orthopedic shoes."
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"I can't believe I dress like a celebrity."
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"O-Okay, I get it now."
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"No, she's not."
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"So, what prescription are you getting filled?"
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"Sheldon."
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"No. Wait, I want to guess. Don't tell me."
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"I wasn't going to tell you."
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"Sheldon, come on."
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"Well, given my age, that's more than just a lucky guess."
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"buying homeopathic medicine-- you love that."
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"But I'm hanging out with my friend,"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"Bernie's having a girls' night on Friday at our place."
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"You want to do something?"
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"There's a new sports bar over on Colorado Ave..."
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"You know they're making jewelry right?"
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"Excuse me."
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"How is that possible?"
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"Hey, I got an email from Professor Proton."
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"He's working on a paper about nano vacuum tubes,"
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"and wants to know if I'd take a look at it."
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"That's strange."
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"Oh, I got two emails from him."
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""Never mind, I found it.""
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"You don't want to read a paper by some old has-been"
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"who hasn't done any real science in decades."
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"Sheldon Cooper does not cry."
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"It's true, you'd rust."
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"At the end of the day he's just another Hollywood phony."
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"Don't peek behind"
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"Come on, he's a retired kids show host."
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"Using the sweet candy of science"
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"to trick children into loving him."
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"Have you ever thought about"
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"why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper?"
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"Yes, I have."
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"is the prescription he was picking up the other day"
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"was for cuckoo pills."
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"Maybe he found you, um, a bit much."
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"to social skills, I've mastered the big three."
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"There's the coy smile."
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"Aw..."
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"From what I saw the other day,"
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"I know what it is."
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"I've heard it my whole life."
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"The word's "annoying"."
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"Say it. Say I'm annoying."
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"Sheldon..."
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"Oh, it won't hurt my feelings."
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"I'm annoying. I'm annoying."
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"I'm annoying. Yeah, now, uh..."
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"Now where are you going?"
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"Look, you know you want to say it-- say it."
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"Say I'm annoying. Go ahead, say it."
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"This is fun."
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"I'm going to feel like such a vixen wearing jewelry"
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"that doesn't have a list of medications I'm allergic to."
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"Penny, how's it going over there?"
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"Good-- I'm just having little trouble with the glue."
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"Did you ditch pre-school?"
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"Hello, everyone."
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"Okay, let me have it."
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"Nope."
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"Bernadette told me it isn't nice and I'm not allowed."
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"Thank you."
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"or the fact that you just want to have fun."
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"Come on, look at what I'm making."
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"Oh, that's actually pretty nice."
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"Yeah, I'm just making a mess."
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"You know, instead of beads and glue,"
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"You'd be able to make much cooler stuff."
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"When did I have pistachios?"
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"Door knocker."
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"That's TV money."
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"Sheldon, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm sorry, did I wake you?"
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"Of course you woke me, it's 7:30."
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"but for some reason your home"
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"It's been pointed out by my girlfriend"
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"that I may have been annoying to you."
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"She sounds like a keeper."
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"Anyway, I wanted to apologize."
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"All right, apology accepted. Have a nice night."
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"No, no, now that... we've cleared the air,"
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"Sheldon, in a couple hours, I have to get up,"
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"pee and then wander around the house."
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"Now, I know he said it's promising"
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"but now that you and I are friends again,"
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"and reputation to it will help, because a lot of people think"
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"So, uh, what do you say?"
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"You know, if it's all the same with you,"
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"I think I'll stick with Leonard."
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"It's because I'm annoying, right?"
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"I know it is. Say it."
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"Say it. Say I'm annoying."
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"Good night. Say it."
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"I'm annoying. Say it."
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"If you would have told me when I was a kid"
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"that someday I would be doing science"
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"next to Professor Proton, I would not have believed you."
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"If someone had told me"
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"that people would still call me Professor Proton"
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"when I was 83 years old,"
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"I never would have quit smoking."
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"I'm sorry, Dr. Jeffries, I'm just excited."
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"This nano vacuum tube idea of yours is really interesting."
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"Oh, hello, Arthur."
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"What an odd coincidence that you're both here."
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"with a beloved children's television science personality."
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"Isn't that right, new friend and colleague,"
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"Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model."
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