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Clips from The Simpsons - There's Something About Marrying (S16E16)

"Meat's not sweet."
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"activities."
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"Perhaps a stick of gum will lighten your mood."
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"That tears it! I've been smilin' for 47 years, and you two broke my streak!"
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"I propose we also legalize gay funerals--"
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"A lean cuisini?"
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"but yesterday, we found a place to be gay"
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"come stay-o visit our web site for further info."
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"Lovejoy's an idiot."
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"Do you, Cletus, take Brandine to be..."
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"Homer, have we started down a slippery slope, where marriage becomes"
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"Hey, saturated fats, i came to ask you a favor."
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"I'm getting married, and I need you to perform the ceremony."
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"You can guess all night and never get it."
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"Her name's Veronica."
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"Oh, no. No, no."
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"Hey, Marge, here's another bomb:"
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"Because she's bringing over someone very special."
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"Her fiancée."
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"gets a million bucks for marrying aunt Patty,"
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"I don't think it's exactly what mom would want."
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"You see, last week..."
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"I just can't believe my sister would keep me in the dark"
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"I love you, too, Homer"
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"Looks like Patty's gonna get something she didn't register for."
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"I knew it!"
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"Patty, will you marry the real me?"
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"Well, I learned a lesson."
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"Let's go."
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"Transcript by Raceman"
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"Some sucker will think he's getting beer,"
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"but he's really gonna get a face full of melon!"
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"Don't ruin the moment."
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"Oh, boy, free beer!"
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"Oh, man."
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"Easy, Barney. Easy."
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"Remember the 12 steps."
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"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,"
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"7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12."
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"Nice try, boys."
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"Now, as the roadrunner said to the coyote, "meep meep"!"
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"Oh... everyone in town is wise to us."
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"We need someone new we can prank."
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"Sweet. Fresh meat."
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"It's savory."
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"Hey, bean sprouts."
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"The name's Howell Huser. I travel the country"
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"gawkin' and talkin', and I was hopin' to take in your town."
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"We can show you around if you don't mind a heapin' helpin' of local color."
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"Why my favorite color is local."
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"Ooh! Watermelon."
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"Want to plant the seeds?"
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"Radioactivity?"
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"That means it's a place where we do radio..."
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"I'm happy to be exposed to that kind of radioactivity."
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"Well, Howdy, little feller."
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"I can't wait till this is over!"
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"I was thinking maybe we could visit the hospital now?"
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"It always has in the past."
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"Finger pain?"
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"I thought I had gum comin'!"
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"Shame on you, and shame on you."
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"And shame on your whole ill-mannered town!"
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"Hey, that guy's shaming us."
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"My self-esteem sure didn't need that!"
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"Loser!"
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"Get out, shamey."
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"I don't think we'll be hearing from him again."
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"So, Kitchen Wizard, I understand you have a book coming out."
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"Yes, it's about Winston Churchill's life between the wars."
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"Up next on the soft news network,"
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"let's hear from our own wide-eyed wanderer Howell Huser."
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"a town I didn't like... till now,"
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"and the name of that town, is Springfield."
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"I was attacked, humiliated, and fed misleading gum."
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"I give Springfield the lowest rating I've ever given a city--"
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"a six out of ten."
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"I hope this bad publicity doesn't affect tourism."
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"Who needs tourists?"
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"They never buy my maps to stars' homes, anyway."
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"Have you read them all?"
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"Okay, good."
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"We need to bring tourism back to Springfield."
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"As usual, I will open the floor to all crazy ideas that jump to people's minds."
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"Stronger beer!"
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"Gladiator fights!"
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"Poetry slam!"
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"Giant rats!"
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"I have a real suggestion."
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"Why don't we legalize same-sex marriage?"
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"We can attract a growing segment of the marriage market"
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"and strike a blow for civil rights."
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"Yeah, them gay guys got lots of disposable income."
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"I can serve fancy drinks and charge ten bucks a pop. What's in a martini?"
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"Gin and vermouth."
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"And that makes a what?"
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"A martini."
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"Never heard of it, but I'm still in favor of that same-sex marriage deal."
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"Then it's settled."
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"We'll legalize gay money--"
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"starting with this guy."
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"I'm nothing yet!"
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"Okay, now let's say I put a lean cuisine in a blender and I pour some beer on it."
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"What do you call that?"
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"Wrong."
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"When my man and I shop for wedding downs"
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"We were mocked and shunned and pushed around"
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"I'm going to marry my Harry in Springfield town"
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"Gay-o, it's okay-o. Tie the knot and spend all your dough gay-o,"
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"Springfield-- a place where everyone can marry."
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"Even dudes."
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"We're just off route 202."
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"Do not take the Jefferson avenue exit."
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"For god's sake, do not take that exit."
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"while I have no opinion for or against your sinful lifestyles,"
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"I cannot marry two people of the same sex"
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"anymore than I can put a hamburger on a hot dog bun."
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"Now, go back to working behind the scenes in every facet of entertainment!"
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"Excuse me, reverend."
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"As long as two people love each other, I don't think god cares"
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