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Clips from The Sopranos (1999) - Drama (S05E05)

"He's a photographer, I told you. He does major magazine ads. BMW."
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"It's pretty cool stuff."
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"- Is that what you want? - No."
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"But at least I'd have money."
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"...Josh's dad saw my shots that won the prize in high school..."
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"...said they were solidly unsentimental."
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"What are you talking about? Just blow off dental school?"
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"You haven't taken a photograph in a year. You bitch every time we're at a party..."
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"...and I ask you to take a snap of me and my friends."
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"I don't know. Do you want me to come out?"
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"- If you want to. - No, you need to say."
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"Fuck it."
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"- What do you wanna see? - I don't know. You say."
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"- Hello? - Mrs. Soprano."
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"You're in the middle of a separation, the original attorney retired."
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"Right. Bob Greenberg."
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"Mrs. Soprano, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut you short."
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"Actually, your husband had been in to see me for a consultation last year."
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"- My husband hired you? - No."
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"But based on a prior meeting, the code of professional responsibility..."
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"I don't understand this. Why is my husband so picky?"
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"He talked to seven or eight of the top divorce attorneys in New Jersey."
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"Well, you can probably figure that maneuver out for yourself."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Well, yeah, okay."
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"Couldn't have been too much to clean up."
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"I heard the hooker he was with got it in the chest."
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"You took the air right out of my whole fucking punch line, asshole."
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"- Jason, get into it. - I'll call the marble guy."
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"- What's up, guys? - Frankie."
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"Give me two."
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"Long John Silver, maybe."
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"I am bending over backwards trying to stay neutral."
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"Paying for fucking car seats."
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"And you're out there acting like a fucking free-agent!"
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"And don't look at me like I'm a fucking jerk-off."
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"I'm sick of you leaning on this cousin thing and that bad hijack..."
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"...like you can do whatever the fuck it is you wanna do..."
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"...because you went away that night, and I didn't."
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"- Don't fucking lie to me! - Even if I was..."
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"...would you really wanna know?"
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"That would just be another problem for you with Johnny, right?"
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"All right, look, I know you're not earning what you expected..."
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"You're a capable guy."
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"I had high hopes when you got out."
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"- Yeah? - Look, a guy like you, brains, balls..."
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"If you'd fucking be straight with me, I could use all that."
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"Put me in, coach."
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"Carlo's guy was running it, but he just got diagnosed with the Hodgkin's."
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"- That's mine? - Yeah."
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"A lot of fucking money there."
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"So I solved a major problem, business-wise."
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"- My cousin Tony. - You mentioned how close you two are."
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"When we were kids, they called me Tony Uncle Johnny..."
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"...and they'd call him Tony Uncle Al. Right. Yes. You told me all that."
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"Anyway, he's a very smart guy. He's got an IQ of 158."
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"Because I took that test, and somebody gets a 158..."
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"But I'm no gabbadotz myself. This was a good move."
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"Carmela and I slept together."
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"- What was that like? - It was nice."
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"It was very..."
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"...erotic."
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"She was wearing that perfume that she wears."
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"Poor thing was starved for it, honestly."
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"I'm the only man she's ever been with."
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"Did you discuss it?"
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"No, I left before she woke up."
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"How come?"
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"Because if she woke up and I was there, it would send mixed signals, you know."
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"I'm not sure that's the best..."
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"And would you characterize the separation thus far as amicable?"
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"Ahh, It's barely civil."
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"Fair enough. As for the assets..."
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"...you've given me your tax returns and investments here?"
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"The house is in my name, not the boat."
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"I'm a little concerned that the returns don't really reflect everything."
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"- Unreported income? - Yes."
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"And this other income, is it from an illegal stream?"
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"But he does deal in cash, my husband. The carting business."
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"I handled a case once..."
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"I used a forensic accountant to reconstruct his finances."
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"...he outlined 11 years of income."
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"Hey, you. Busy day?"
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"Fine, no problem."
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"He said you don't need experience. You'll be a laborer or something."
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"Pays like 20 bucks an hour."
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"How is that even possible?"
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"You believe these fucking Blue Jays? Last inning, I screamed so loud..."
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"Burrell got shelled. It was beautiful."
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"- What are you, a Met fan? - Padres, actually."
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"- Padres? - I'm from California."
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"Yanks in four. I was there."
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"Hey, shaggy. Grab a bucket and some Lysol, scrub off my tires."
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"Hey, DeTrolio, you need something to do?"
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"Go! Before it sets in the treads."
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"Meadow's friend. When he's done with your car."
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"Who Meadow? What are you talking about?"
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"Why didn't you tell me you were dating my niece?"
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"You take her someplace nice."
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"Make sure you tell her it's from Uncle Paulie."
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"Here. Give me that shit."
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"Paulie! Come here."
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"Get the hose."
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"I hope you brought your appetite."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"...a public place so you could ambush me."
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"- What, you think I won't make a scene? - Spare me your outrage, Tony."
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"Accept the fact that I am moving on with my life."
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"Moving on?"
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"That's what you were doing after the party last week?"
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"You and I both know that didn't change anything."
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"Well, first of all, we're Italian. We don't believe in divorce."
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"- We believe in the nuclear family. - Will you listen to yourself?"
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"...I have an attorney who will aggressively pursue my custody of A.J..."
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"...and also an equitable distribution of our assets."
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"Our assets?"
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"I am through trying to get you to provide beyond the minimum I need to live."
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"Oh, so it's fucking money? That's all this is to you?"
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"...to anything beyond that bullshit tax return?"
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"Go stand over there. I'll call you when I'm ready."
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