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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter Fourteen (S01E01)

"And I am so, so sorry"
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"that your father is gone."
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"I can't imagine what you're going through right now."
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"It's, uh..."
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"And I'm fighting so hard to change that."
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"It's our baby shower questionnaire."
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""Livin' on a Prayer"?"
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"That's a great song."
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"We'll start with the basics."
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"artificially inseminated"
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"Well, that was his sister, Luisa."
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"he wasn't naming his killer,"
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"Rafael's stepmother, Rose, is Sin Rostro,"
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"We still have to tell my father"
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"You're having some sort of episode."
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"Oh, and even more scandalous,"
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"Did everything go okay?"
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"Great."
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"which will put me a little ahead on my five-year plan."
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"Bora Bora? When are you going"
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"No, thank you."
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"There is no need to give them every single detail, Luisa."
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"In any case, you need a job."
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"You're lazy. You're unmotivated."
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"By 30, I see myself tenured at a school,"
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"Can I just say"
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"Babies need a lot of gear."
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"No, they don't. It's all marketing, all right?"
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"Oh, my God, do you see?"
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"I was just saying that it was cute."
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"what half of these things are."
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"And I review."
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"Okay, come on."
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"What's wrong with this one?"
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"One for your place, one for mine."
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"Well, maybe not terrifying, but expensive."
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"Did you find my father?"
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"No."
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"But I do need to talk to you."
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"About... Sin Rostro."
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"Should I leave, or..."
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"Anything."
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"Sin Rostro is your stepmother, Rose."
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"- _ - Wow."
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"but I do think it's important"
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"that you know what Jane's thinking."
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"- plastic surgery ring. - _"
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"I'm gonna need to talk to your sister, too."
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"What's she doing there?"
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"Just because of one little incident?"
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"Yes, I am calling"
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"- No, I wouldn't. - I'd hide you if you were a criminal."
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"You're locked into "dad" now."
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"in Esteban's Telenovela."
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"_"
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"Stay here. With me."
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"Neither option is perfect."
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"I'll be staying there for a while."
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"Oh, boy. Lots to catch up on."
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"with Rafael's sample."
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"Rafael told us the bellboy's last words"
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"were "Sin Rostro""
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"the big, bad criminal he's been after."
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"Oh..."
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"And she killed his father."
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"- what happened between us. - What?"
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"My shaman thinks it's really important"
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"for me to just come clean."
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"remember Roman Zazo, who was impaled?"
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"So let's see what the hell is going on, shall we?"
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"There's an old Woody Allen quote:"
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"tell him about your plans.""
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"And though I have complicated feelings"
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"about Woody Allen, post Soon-Yi,"
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"- _ - Ready?"
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"- Lista. - We're ready."
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"I'm going to go to the University of Miami."
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"Wow."
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"- _ - Yeah, well, I weighed everything"
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"and Miami makes the most sense."
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"I can write on the side while I'm getting my teaching degree,"
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"plus if I live at home, then I'll save money,"
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"- _ - You don't even have a plan."
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"- _ - Well, that's not true, dad."
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"I plan to go to Bora Bora next week."
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"to get your life together? Look at your sister."
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"Even she is on the right path."
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"I'm newly sober and they say alcoholics"
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"either end up in rehab, in jail or dead."
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"I chose rehab."
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"No, I really don't."
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"Oh, yeah, I'm definitely working while I'm in college."
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"I mean, it may take a little longer,"
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"but I don't want to graduate with debt."
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"- Then I'm going to cut you off. - That's ridiculous."
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"my first novel about to be published..."
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"_"
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"Definitely married but no kids yet."
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"I want my life set up first."
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"You've done nothing with your life."
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"You've accomplished nothing."
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"how proud I am of you, honey?"
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"You are such a disappointment."
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"- Thanks, dad. - Thanks, mom."
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"- It means a lot. - It means a lot."
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"- _ - Wow."
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"They act like you need all this stuff, when really, you just..."
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"That little snowsuit with the little ears."
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"We live in Miami."
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"I'm not gonna register for it."
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"Do I get to come in and make, like, a grand entrance"
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"and play cutesy games or whatever?"
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"I don't do games. You know what, I don't even know"
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"And the other half, I'm not registering for them"
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"- until I read a review. - You read reviews?"
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"I read multiple reviews."
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"Of course you do."
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"- Cribs. - Cribs, okay. Cribs are cute."
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"- Yes. Just definitely not that one. - Oh, I love that one."
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"Really?"
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