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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Connie Stevens (S01E01)

"What? Now, you must admit, though, Bert,"
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"that the head up there is a little bit pointy, Bert."
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"And you must admit that the arms are a little bit floppy and soggy, Bert."
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"See that? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"And Bert? What?"
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"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Bert. Here."
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"There we go, Bert. Yeah. See what I mean?"
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"I mean, that old loose nose joke is funny on Sesame Street,"
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"but this is big time, Ernie."
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"I mean, they're expecting an act or something..."
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"Hey, Bert, wait a minute. You can do an act."
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"All you need are the clothes, Bert. Ah, no... Clothes?"
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"Come here, Bert. Step right over here. No, I... No, stop it..."
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"No, no, right over here, Bert."
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"I know what you have in mind. Stop it!"
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"my old buddy Bert."
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"Well, Bert? What do you say?"
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"♪ Some enchanted evening"
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"(♪ "Some Enchanted Evening" by Rodgers and Hammerstein)"
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"What's going on here?"
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"♪ And somehow you know"
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"♪ Again and again"
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"♪ Who can explain it?"
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"♪ Who can tell you why?"
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"♪ Fools give you reasons"
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"♪ Wise men never"
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"♪ Try"
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"Oh, Connie."
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"♪ Once you have found her"
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"♪ Never let her go"
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"♪ Once you have found her"
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"♪ Never"
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"♪ G-Go ♪"
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"Ernie? Hmm?"
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"Absolutely, Bert."
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"Take me home. I feel terrible."
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"Come on, Bert."
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"(laughs)"
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"Well, Connie, we sure want to thank you"
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"for being with us on the show tonight."
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"Well, thank you, Kermit. I had a ball."
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"Listen. Hey, we'd also like to present you with a little gift"
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"that we give to all our guest stars on the show -"
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"a Muppet likeness of yourself."
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"Uh, hiya, Connie."
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"Do you think there's room for two of us in this business?"
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"Well, can you sing and dance? Uh, no."
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"Well, then, there's plenty of room."
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"Oh, no. It's a..."
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"It's a crazy Great Gonzo tomato plant! Hey, make sure Connie's OK,"
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"and tell Gonzo that either the plant goes or he goes."
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"We lose more guests that way."
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"Anyhow, take care of yourselves, and we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show."
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"Well, do you think this show is educational?"
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"(bum note)"
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"Das good. Oop!"
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"No, those are The Mutations."
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"♪ That won't be so hard to do"
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"But he's a nice bear."
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"Ahh!"
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"♪ They long to be"
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"(toot) (ding ding)"
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"(clunk clunk)"
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"And now it's time to present two old friends of ours."
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"Beg pardon, Bert? ♪ You may see a stranger"
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"♪ Across a crowded room"
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"will grow a tomato plant"
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"(♪ "Teenager In Love" by Mort Shuman and Doc Pomus)"
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"♪ They long to be"
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