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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013) - Gray Star Mutual (S05E05)

"It's about my food truck."
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"Oh. That doesn't sound as intense"
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"as you were making it out to be."
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"- Move your ass, you old bitch! - What is happening?"
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"when they lift the parking restrictions."
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"It's the best spot in Brooklyn, and everyone wants it."
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"Get the hell out of the way!"
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"[horn honking, Jake screaming]"
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"Charles, I highly doubt the entire food truck industry"
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"We're neck and neck with rice pudding."
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"You got Korean tacos on your six."
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"Oh, my God, it's real. We're on the Fury Road."
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"[tires screeching]"
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"[screaming]"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"That was the most stressful thing I've ever gone through,"
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"That was fun."
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"Every aspect of owning a food truck is fun."
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"What the hell do you want, Troy?"
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"- You're just jealous. - I'm not going anywhere! I made a signal,"
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"- and you made an illegal U-turn! - Give me a break."
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"- I should call the cops! - Oh, are you gonna"
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"- I am the cops! - Oh, you're a cop now?"
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"Why don't you go back to your garbage truck"
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"and cook some pudding?"
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"You're gonna regret this."
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"Jake, I have a confession to make."
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"The food truck is kind of stressing me out."
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"- There's been several injuries. - Oh, that's unfortunate."
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"And the victims are in our blah-blah-blah,"
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"but tell him the real tragedy, Terry."
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"Olivia Crawford..."
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"Tweeted a statement addressing the water main break,"
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"and she's been retweeted by the mayor."
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"[shouting] "Kudos to our brave officers"..."
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"- Hey, now. - Whoa! What is going on?"
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"It's in all caps."
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"Anyway, I don't see how this is bad news."
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"Because the commissioner race,"
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"like all of life,"
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"is a popularity contest,"
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"and Olivia is sitting at the hot senior table"
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"whilst you are eating lunch alone."
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"it'll be because of my record and my qualifications,"
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"not my social media presence."
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"- This is a serious job. - I know."
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"But like it or not, the decision is political,"
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"and social media is a part of politics now."
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"- You need a Twitter account. - Not gonna happen."
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"The whole thing is inane."
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"Besides, 140 characters is far more"
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"than anyone needs to make a point."
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"They actually upped it to 280."
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"The truck is hemorrhaging money. I'm going bankrupt."
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"You just have to find a way to reduce expenses."
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"just by buying "John Wick""
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"instead of renting it every two nights."
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"I fired my only employee, Ted, which was awful."
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"Okay, look, I hate to ask this,"
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"You're always bragging about how much Boyles love to give up."
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"No, the only way out of this hole is to keep digging."
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"That's not how holes work... title of your sex tape..."
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"find your way out of this, I swear."
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"- It's all gonna work out. - You're right."
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"You know, if I just work hard and stay positive,"
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"I'm sure it'll be a huge success"
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"and everything will be okay."
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"There you go."
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"[phone ringing]"
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"Hello? Oh."
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"So my truck burned down."
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"Someone robbed a bodega on 4th Street."
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"It's the fifth one this week."
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"It's so sad that someone's targeting bodegas."
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"They're part of the fabric of New York."
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"- You shop at them a lot? - No. They overcharge"
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"for everything, and they sell rat poison"
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"right next to the bananas."
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"Yeah, they're gross. I hope they never change."
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"Anyway, Holt wants us to interview"
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"where to assign additional uniformed officers."
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"Wait. Why'd you close your laptop so fast?"
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"- You're hiding something. - What?"
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"No! [sighs]"
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"Aww, you're looking at wedding dresses?"
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"- That one's dope. - That's not what I was doing."
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"My computer must've gone to this site on its own."
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"I'll fix it."
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"There, it's fixed."
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"- You're weird. - I know."
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"Oh, God. My truck."
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"This truck was my baby!"
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"All right, look, Charles, I know you're upset,"
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"but maybe there's a silver lining here."
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"So maybe you'll get some money for this,"
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"and you can pay off your debts, starting with Amy."
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"I'm sorry, that was selfish. Forget I said it."
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"Whoops, I did it again."
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"You're right. This is my way out."
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"It's a miracle."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm an insurance investigator now."
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"I thought you were in Alaska."
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"Oh, yeah, I was, after Rosa and I broke up,"
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"but then I accidentally killed"
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"a "protected buffalo"... self-defense."
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"Next thing I know, Fish and Game are all over my ass."
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"I ended up in a fight with a bear,"
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"and I had to think to myself, why am I even here?"
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"Big time. The trick on that:"
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"head-butt him in the penis, push him over a cliff."
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"Ah, I bet that works with a lot of animals."
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"Only the male ones."
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"- Learned that the hard way. - Hmm."
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"to get in touch with me, there's easier ways"
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"than burning down your truck, right?"
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"What? Burning down my truck?"
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"Yeah, it's obviously arson, you did it,"
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"and are probably gonna go to jail."
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"So... what's going on with you guys?"
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