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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Black Howard Dean & Stereotype Pixies (S03E03)

"Yo, I studied that tape like a graduate student."
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"In the background, Eddie Griffin is on television."
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"So as they makin' love,"
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"they makin' love to Eddie Griffin."
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"It's almost like Eddie Griffin is in the room with them"
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"while they're having sex."
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"you can never have the tv on when you're having sex"
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"'cause one of your friends might be on the television,"
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"and now it's like he's in the room"
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"watching you do your thing."
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"Check it out."
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"Mmm-mmm... p.B. And j.!"
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"This is pretty hefty punishment"
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"for breaking one measly chimney."
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"Hey, Dave, it's me, alf."
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"Great work!"
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"All right, I need a minute, girl."
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"Girl, you're gonna have to change the station, for real."
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"Oh..."
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"Off the rim!"
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"Hey, little fella."
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"You need some help there?"
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"five, six, seven seconds!"
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"I'm gonna have to turn the station."
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"Man, ooh-whee."
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"Sippy cup."
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"At least I can button my lip."
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"Hello, David."
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"Marla Gibbs?"
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"Yes, it's me, Dave."
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"Ah..."
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"Oh..."
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"Ah..."
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"Byah!"
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"We'll be back with more chappelle's show."
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"Byah!"
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"Welcome back to chappelle's show, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Another big scandal was the Gary Coleman scandal."
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"Remember when Gary Coleman got a job as a security guard?"
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"Gary Coleman was a security guard."
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"He was really a security guard."
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"This is what Dave had to say about it."
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"Check it out."
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"Hey, red eagle, this is Gary."
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"Everything's all right in candyland."
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"Get off the trampoline! Stop playing with it."
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"Oh, my God, it's Gary Coleman!"
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"Miss, please, I'm busy at work right now,"
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"and I really don't like doing that anymore."
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"Thank you. I'm so sorry."
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"Well, could you at least say, "what you talkin' about?""
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"I love that!"
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"Ooh, go on, say it. Go on, say it."
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"Miss, I'm sorry, I don't say that anymore,"
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"and I wish you wouldn't bring it up."
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"It's a little painful for me, some tough times in my life,"
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"and I'm really just trying to focus on what my life is now."
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"Thank you very much."
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"You's an asshole."
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"That's why your broke ass ain't famous now, fuckin' midget."
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"Bitch. What..."
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"Red eagle, this is Gary."
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"I'm gonna have to take a little time-out."
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"A little time-out for Gary."
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"- Gettin' stronger for you. - What you--what you--!"
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"Byah!"
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"I got you. Come on. Oh, yeah, come on."
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"Yeah."
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"Not the fish tank! Not the fish tank."
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"Now! Uh-huh, yeah!"
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"Get out."
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"You're supposed to be fighting crime, not causing it."
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"Sir, I am fighting crime, okay?"
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"Check her pockets."
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"Oh, I..."
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"I'm charging you with shoplifting, miss."
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"You dick! You planted those on me!"
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"What you talkin' about, bitch?"
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"Hey, have you ever been in a situation"
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"where you may have felt, like, racially insecure?"
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"And that was a white guy too."
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"you actually altered your behavior"
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"because you were afraid of the way, you know,"
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"someone of a different color may react,"
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"or they possibly may think"
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"that you're living up to a stereotype."
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"Check this shit out."
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"Do you know what you'd like for your in-flight meal?"
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"What are you serving?"
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"Oh, we have fish or chicken."
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"Ooh-wee!"
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"Chicken!"
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"Go on, order you a big bucket, nigga, and take a bite!"
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"You black motherfucker!"
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"I'll have the fish. Thank you very much."
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"You son of a bitch! You don't want no fish!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir."
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"I just realized, we are all out of the fish."
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"Back in the game, baby!"
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"But the chicken's quite good."
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"You can't beat fate, nigga! Get the chicken!"
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"How is it prepared?"
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"Oh, it's fried."
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"You big-lipped bitch!"
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"I'll have the fried chicken. Thank you."
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"Fried chicken. I need some music for this."
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"here you go, sir."
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"Oh, chicken's on the deck."
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"You know what? He can have my fish."
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"God damn!"
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"Thank you very, very much. I appreciate that a lot."
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"it is not catfish, nigga."
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"Funny thing--Dave was watching an episode of mtv cribs."
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"and he thought he saw the pixie again."
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"Check this out."
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"- My brother bought this. - Ah!"
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"- Say it again! - Ah!"
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"- We got new money. - Hallelujah!"
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"This is a '72."
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"Show 'em the monkeys!"
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