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Clips from Glee - New New York (S05E05)

"going to have the hottest makeup sex ever."
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"Okay."
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"It never hurts to sing when you're going on a casting."
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"You do the best impressions!"
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"That's so Kathy Ireland."
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"Huh."
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"Okay, now do Gisele."
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"No, I should probably, uh... I should probably get some sleep."
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"I-I got a big follow-up photo shoot with, uh, Bubble tomorrow."
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"The wonderbutt undies?"
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"Oh, my God, Sam!"
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"Congratulations. That's great."
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"use these."
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"I swear by it."
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"It keeps your body from retaining any water."
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"I have Adderall if you want."
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"Oh, if you have trouble sleeping, Marla has Ambien."
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"I prefer Lunesta."
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"My schedule's been so cray lately."
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"But don't take whatever Gavin has."
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"He says it's clenbuterol,"
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"but I swear it's like pig tranquilizers."
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"Sorry. I got to go."
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"You don't have anything for anxiety, do you?"
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"I don't, uh... don't think I can stay here."
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"I hate everything."
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"Sam?"
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"Oh, my God, you guys"
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"are not gonna believe what happened to me and Artie today."
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"- Sam? - Sam, come here. Listen to this."
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"I know this is going to sound"
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"like one of those crazy New York stories,"
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"and I wouldn't believe it myself"
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"if it hadn't just happened, but I swear..."
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"So, Rachel and I were riding the L-Train."
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"Take a little nap right now."
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"- Oh, my God, it's him. - Who?"
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"The guy who mugged me."
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"Oh, no."
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"Yeah."
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"Shut up."
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"Okay, so then, we see this guy,"
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"and he's, like, inching towards this super sweet,"
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"elegant, elderly-looking lady, who'd obviously,"
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"like, had a little bit of work done,"
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"but it was very tasteful. Just, like, right around her eyes."
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"And this guy was eyeing her gorgeous Hermès Birkin bag."
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"And then..."
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"- It's pepper spray. - Let me do it."
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"Go! Be careful."
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"I cut him off and sprayed him right in the eye."
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"God, I felt so vindicated."
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"It was amazing."
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"And when we got off the subway,"
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"we found out that this guy got arrested, and"
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"it turns out that he's, like, a mugger,"
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"slash, hoarder, so all this stuff was just at his apartment."
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"Yeah, and the cops found my laptop!"
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"- It's amazing. - Great."
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"You're like a real life Professor X."
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"Yeah. It's so great."
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"That was pretty amazing."
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"Well, Kurt and I"
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"have had a bit of a big day ourselves, actually."
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"Well, it wasn't as dramatic as that."
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"Well, it-it was... it was pretty dramatic."
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"Um, we decided that I'm going to move out."
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"- Shut up! - Really?"
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"Don't worry. We're not breaking up."
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"Oh, no, no, no, far from it."
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"We actually think this is gonna strengthen our relationship."
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"Yeah, I said he needs to discover the city"
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"the same way I got to."
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"You know, find his favorite neighborhood,"
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"find his favorite pizza place."
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"You know, have some time and space"
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"to explore and grow and find out who he is here."
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"And to that end, my first thought"
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"is that I'm a guy that wouldn't mind crashing"
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"on Sam's couch in his new apartment."
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"I actually... I actually don't have a new apartment anymore."
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"Um, I moved out."
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"That place... it wasn't it for me."
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"I'm not saying I'm giving up my dream of being a model."
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"I still want that"
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"more than ever."
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"I just... I want to do it the right way"
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"with, you know, no puking, pills and eating cotton balls."
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"Well, that's good."
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"Maybe we can find a place together."
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"- Yes. - Yeah."
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"- Up top? - Yeah."
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"Guess who's taking over New York?"
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"- What?! - I mean, this day couldn't get any better."
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"It could not get any better."
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"- What are you doing here? - Oh, I missed you guys."
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"Okay, that's it. You're never leaving now."
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"Just ring it a little bit to the right. Oh, my gosh, this"
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"apartment is so cute. I'm so happy that Mercedes is here."
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"which is why we're doing all the work."
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"And where is she?"
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"She's inside"
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"with Sam... alone."
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"Oh, dear God."
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"I mean, you know, L.A.'s okay"
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"if you like sunshine all the time, which I don't."
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"- Yeah. - It makes me squint."
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"Then I got to thinking about all of you guys"
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"and all the fun that you must be having."
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"And I ain't ashamed to say it."
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"Got a little lonely out there."
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"I missed you. Well, I miss everyone."
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"- Even Rachel? - Yes, even Rachel."
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"That girl... she keeps my head in the game."
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"So I told the producers that my album"
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"needed an East Coast, Harlem, bebop, uptown kind of vibe."
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"You know, I don't have any idea what that means, but"
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"the suckers bought it."
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"I love the Harlem bebop."
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"So here I am."
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