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Clips from Rick and Morty - Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty (S04E04)

"Cha-ching. "Small Soldiers" Spin Pops?"
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"Don't open that.I'm not an idiot."
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"Oh, shit. He signed it."
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"Closer."
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"He signed it in molly and Percocet?"
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"No. I'll do it anyway."
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"Hoo, those were not cheap tickets,"
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"Uh, w-w-w-why can you talk again, uh?"
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"It's not important, Jerry."
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"Okay, but why Florida?"
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"Because they don't ask questions."
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"Woman: Oh, gross! Who shit in the sand?"
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"Someone took a small shit in the sand"
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"and buried it with, like, two little kicks"
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"It was him."
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"♪ Yo"
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"♪ Percocets, yeah, molly, Percocets, Percocets ♪"
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"Hmm. How are you responding?"
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"Ugh, I tend not to,"
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"or maybe I'll send, like, a popular animated GIF"
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"that could be interpreted in almost any way. Brilliant."
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"I summon thee."
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"What the hell?"
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"Taylor Swift pumping her hands in the air?"
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"I'll fly into the fucking Sun."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"That's why they call it a dying breed, brother."
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"Oh! Yeah."
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"Why does it feel better now?"
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"I hope it's not because you're watching but don't go anywhere."
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"Oh, man, ugh.Fuck this."
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"No refunds."
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"I'll take care of this at once."
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"Okay, that's --You slut!"
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"Ow! Why the fuck does it feel like you're whipping me?"
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"Grandpa, do something, or I will tweet,"
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"and you will be canceled."
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"Hey, Dandruff the Great, lighten up and give the kid his dragon."
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"You have no magic."
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"Yeah, I know. I have actual power."
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"Not here, you don't."
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"We need to rescue Balthromaw."
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"You know what I'm talking about?"
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"Morty, the moral of this story is bros rescue dragons."
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"Balthromaw, by soul bonding with multiple riders,"
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"you have violated the treaty between dragon and mankind."
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"2 1/2 -- I just wanted to make sure --"
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"Well, fuck it. Can we go back then?"
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"W-Well, no, no. It takes, like, 78 years"
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"with no water? Ugh!"
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"Agana aksaka sapooloo."
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"Oh, can I be, like, a sexy arrow-shooty lady?"
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"Morty, you want superpowers?"
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"No, thanks. I'm fine. I've got my book."
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"Let's go."
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"you fucking d-d-dumbass?"
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"Huh. You know what? You're right."
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"There's Balthromaw."
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"Summer, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Take this seriously.Shut the fuck up, Morty."
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"Summer, make it look like it's coming out of your butthole."
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"Ah!"
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"You're a slut thief!"
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"Pretty fun boat, fun people."
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"That's great, not being asked why I can talk."
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"Jorge, that was a good one,"
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"Because if they are,"
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"All: Hate that cat."
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"Wizard: Attention, citizens of Draygon,"
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"Anyone caught harboring it is also a slut."
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"It pains me that you can feel my pain."
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"Yeah, how about you suck your dick,"
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"which is also somehow my dick?"
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"Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?"
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"M-Maybe I can find that wizard's portal spell"
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"in here and g-get us home."
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"How about finding the spell that unbinds me"
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"Debranavox: No spells can do that."
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"Only the wizard can unbind soul bonds."
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"Uh, who the fuck are you?"
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"Who are we? Who the fuck are you, bitch?"
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"Debrah, stop. We are the slut dragons."
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"If the wizard knows we are here, he will imprison us."
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"'cause we can fuck woolly mammoths. Get out!"
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"You're the only one that fucks that thing."
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"Okay, listen up, slut dragons!"
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"Wouldn't you rather be sluts up there,"
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"but we would have to kill the wizard to be free."
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"Jesus Christ. All right."
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"We've never had enough sluts to defeat the wizard."
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"So killing the wizard will break my soul bond."
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"Morty: Wait, wait, what?"
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"...and become the all-slut slut phoenix dragon, Slut."
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"♪♪"
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"All right, guys. I'll use this to open a portal."
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"Uh, open a portal to Earth."
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"Why is there writing on it? Who writes on a portal?"
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"Should've taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty."
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"Your dad's been texting me this whole time?"
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"Worst adventure ever."
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"Well, I've been thinking."
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"Maybe we could try again?"
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"Look, to be honest, I'm kind of grossed out"
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"And have a soul orgy with your sister and grandpa"
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"and every dragon we could find, yeah?"
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"What about your grandpa?"
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"Would he want to? I can wait."
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"No, I think you better go."
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"I-I'm gonna take that shower."
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"If it's just warm liquid you want trickled over your body,"
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"I could maybe -- No, no, look."
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"How about a quick hand bond?"
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"I-I-I'm closing the door."
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"Fucking soul teasers."
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"This is a cool car. I like having fun."
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"Don't ask why I can talk."
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"Mm, mm, mm. Uh-huh."
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"For sure. For sure."
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"Quantum radiator might need some nanowater."
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