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Clips from Strangers with Candy (1999) - Let Freedom Ring (S01E01)

"And a very friendly Mexican donkey named Ramone."
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"Oh, Ramone."
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"Uummp!! Good times."
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"We'll see!"
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"Baklava."
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"The tragic irony of the Trojan war?"
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"Anybody?"
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"Umm... that horses are friendly creatures,"
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"yet a hollow wooden one was used to destroy Troy?"
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"Wrong, and no."
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"Chip."
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"That the mighty warrior, Achilles,"
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"was killed by a small cut to his ankle!"
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"Chip is wronger!"
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"Okay..."
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"Here it is."
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"The tragic irony of the Trojan war is that"
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"though it was fought over Helen,"
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"who was young and beautiful..."
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"By the time they rescued her, ten years later,"
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"she was old and ugly."
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"But wasn't recovering the king's wife"
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"reward enough for the Greeks?"
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"Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward."
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"Remember that."
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"Okay, moving on..."
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"Spiro, you're Greek."
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"How do you think Achilles felt..."
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"Jerri, what do you have there?"
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"Nothing..."
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"Let's have it."
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"It's nothing."
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""My vagina is on fire."
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""I'm afraid it'll get infected."
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""P.S... I just know I'm going to win the homecoming queen."
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""That'll show those sons-of-bitches,"
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"especially Noblet that homo..." Jerri, see me after class."
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"[BELL RINGS]"
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Jerri, I am alarmed by the content of this note..."
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"My vagina's been all puffy..."
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"Jerri, the other content."
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"Oh, I just want to be homecoming queen so badly."
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"Jerri, I know you want to be homecoming queen."
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"We all want to be homecoming queen."
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"I just don't think you should get your hopes up."
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"Well, why not?"
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"You fall short on so many of the essential elements."
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"Like which ones?"
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"Beauty..."
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"Yeah, beauty."
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"Ohhh..."
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"You wanna hear a little secret?"
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"You're only as ugly as we think you are."
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"Now why don't you run along."
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"Go on..."
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"Have fun."
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"You're only young once."
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"Enjoy it."
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"You have fun."
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"[SOBBING]"
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"[SNIFFS]"
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"C'mon, c'm..."
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"What are you doing, Jerri?"
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"What did I let you make me do?"
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"I gotta get my name out of this ballot box"
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"before anybody finds out."
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"It's too late, Jerri."
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"Well, maybe you'll win."
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"Shhhh!"
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"Quick, hand me your afro pick!"
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"Oh, that's right, you've got that coconut head hair."
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"What have I got in here, anything?"
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"Yeah, c'mon."
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"Get rid of these..."
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"Jerri... oh my..."
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"Jerri, you can't run against yourself"
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"that's right, I need somebody ugly."
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"No offense."
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"I'm not Chinese! I'm Filipino!"
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"Whatever lets you sleep at night..."
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"[BELL RINGS]"
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"Thanks for carrying my stuff, Becky."
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"Just trying to help, Spencer."
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"Thank you, Jesus, Daddy, and the spook!"
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"Very sweet girl, but a face that I can beat with my ass!"
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"Alright, give way!"
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"Make room!"
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"Nominations for my homecoming empress are now closed!"
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"Degustibus non disputandem est!"
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"Let's get it on!"
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"Oww! Heh, heh... Oh, pardon me."
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"Lunchtime, second most important meal of the day."
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"You kidders."
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"Hey, Jerri!"
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"Say, mind if I join you?"
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"Or are you saving all these empty chairs for somebody?"
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"No..."
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"Hey, what are you doing here, Mr. Jellineck?"
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"Good for you."
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"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've got this one wrapped up."
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"I don't know, I hear, uhh..."
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"Becky Ann Bedecker is in the race"
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"Ah, she's a cave dweller."
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"Yes, she is, but she's a shoo-in for that Inner Beauty category."
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""Inner Beauty"? What's that?"
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"in the whole competition."
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"Well, how am I supposed to flaunt my inner beauty"
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"in front of a bunch of judges?"
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"Well, traditionally, each contestant helps someone needy."
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"Of course, I do."
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"Why do you think I'm such a popular teacher..."
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"Good one, P-John!"
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"Jerri, if you really want to win the homecoming crown,"
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"it's inner beauty that wins people's hearts."
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"[THUD]"
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"Y'know, I really do wanna win, but..."
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"I don't know if I wanna help someone."
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"Oh, Jerri!"
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"What are you doing with my crown?"
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