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Clips from #BlackAF (2020) - i know you may not get this, but the reason we deserve a vacation is... because of slavery (S01E01)

"Hi, this is Joya Barris, Esquire."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Obviously I can't come to the phone"
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"because I'm a lawyer, wife, mother of six--"
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"Petty as fuck!"
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"So good at it."
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"Whoo! Is there anything better than just ghosting someone?"
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"How do you know he's okay?"
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"I don't, but that's a risk I'm willing to take right now."
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"I'm just glad that you're not letting his nonsense"
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"You know, I wish I could say that was the case,"
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"Channel his man-baby energy and focus it on me."
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"is counting your paper."
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"Get your paper up and all of these problems go away."
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"Ooh. Sorry, I gotta go. I'm up next."
#BlackAF (2020)
"Next for what?"
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"-Jo? -[Joya yelling]"
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"I'm so sorry. What is-- What exactly does that mean?"
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"Before we pick up anyone else,"
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"[Kam] No can do, kid. Time is money."
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"You leave me no choice."
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"If you guys want to drive, you're gonna have to drive over me."
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"God, I like, really, really hate him."
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"Should we just step on the gas and see what happens?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"-Come on, Pops. Get the hell up. -[Pops] Make me."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"You weren't built for this, son!"
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"I was born for this!"
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"[crashing]"
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"That was awesome!"
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"-[Izzy] Are you okay? -I'm okay. I'm good, I'm good."
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"Because I kind of feel"
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"You've left us no choice."
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"This fire's great."
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"Okay."
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"So, I did some research"
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"Trust me, you're fine."
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"is liquor before beer and you're in the clear."
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"That's actually not true."
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"Oh, it's absolutely true."
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"No, it has less to do with the order of consumption"
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"-You're being kind of cool for once-- -[Drea] Wait."
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"You think I'm acting cool?"
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"Yo, please don't be weird right now,"
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"but my boy Sean is eyeing the fuck out of you."
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"Oh, my God, do not be weird."
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"I said do not be weird."
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"Dude, he totally is."
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"You don't think I know how this game is played? Okay?"
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"Aren't you supposed to be some enlightened 21st-century"
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"president of the Social Justice Warrior Society super feminist?"
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"I mean, just go over there and fucking shoot your shot."
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"[sighing] Really?"
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"I mean, shooters shoot, Dre Dre. [chuckling] I mean, you know?"
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"Yeah! Okay. Maybe I will,  Mar-Mar."
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"You're being real cool tonight, though, I fuck with that."
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"Chloe!"
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"-Marquise! -[Marquise] Oh, God."
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"-[Drea] God damn! -What?"
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"It's my burn? Don't worry about me."
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"Tell me about you guys. Chloe, Marquise, what have you been up to? Huh?"
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"Tell me-- Tell me everything."
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"[Kenya] She's ghosting me."
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"No, I'm not gonna kill her, Broadway."
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"Make it look like a jet ski accident?"
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"I'll be honest, that's not an awful idea, of all your ideas."
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"I gotta go, man."
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"All right."
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"Um, bu-- I don't feel like saying that shit, dude. What's up?"
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"B-A-R-R-I-S."
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"Just to be clear,"
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"you want to add an additional room to the six rooms you already have with us."
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"Yeah."
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"Great. I'd like to run your credit card one more time."
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"Just put it on my phone."
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"[phone dings]"
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"You party?"
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"No. No, sir."
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"You party."
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"Like, what's the-- What's the drug around here?"
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"What can I get that, like..."
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"you know, I can black out"
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"You look like that guy, you know, where can I get it?"
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"What do you have on you right now? Don't tell me, just surprise me."
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"Me and you."
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"-All right? -Yes, sir."
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"All right."
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"Do I think getting a separate room for the night was overreacting?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"Let your mom sit up all night wondering and worrying where I am."
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"I want her to really, really feel it."
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"Let her really, really understand what kind of monster she is."
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"[Joya] Does it bother me that he got another room?"
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"A third-floor double-twin dog-friendly"
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"smoking room next to the ice machine"
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"that has a partially obstructed fountain view?"
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"[exhales]"
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"It breaks me up inside."
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"Dude, are you sure this is the only room left at the fucking resort?"
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"[distant yelling]"
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"I'm sorry, bula or whatever, but I'll pay anything."
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"This is like a human trafficking mid-point."
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"To be clear, we had many available rooms."
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"We have ocean fronts, several villas, the owner's resident."
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"The thing is,"
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"uh, we don't care for Mr. Barris. He has been most difficult."
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"Yeah, I booked with an Amex."
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"I mean,"
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"I guess $100 spa credit and late check-out wouldn't make it worse."
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"[mosquito buzzing]"
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"Ah."
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"Fuck!"
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"[strumming "I'm Yours"]"
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"♪ I fell right through the cracks ♪"
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"♪ Hey! Trying to get back ♪"
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"♪ Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest ♪"
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"♪ And nothing's... ♪"
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"He really is. It's like he's playing his own funeral."
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"You guys don't fuck with Jason Mraz?"
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"Did you know he came out as bi, like, 12 to 36 months ago?"
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