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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - After the Fire (S03E03)

"What? Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"First, you got all defensive of her,"
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"and then you tattled on me to her."
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"That's exactly what you did with old Mom. It's what you're doing with new Mom."
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"Okay, okay. Only you could make my friendship with Gloria into something ugly."
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"Don't get me wrong. I think it's sweet."
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"We've all got our thing. You have mommy issues."
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"I do not have mommy issues."
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"Okay, so I pick you up tomorrow."
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"We go get you your big boy pants,"
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"and then we go and get a little ice cream, okay?"
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"Perfect."
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"I don't want to hear it."
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"Ay. You still don't feel very good?"
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"I told Phil I loved him."
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"Oh- it was an accident, but you know how he gets with that stuff."
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"Jay, can I talk to you later about what just happened?"
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"Geez, I just worked that out."
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"You're screwed."
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"Today is the biggest day of my life."
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"Just relax."
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"Let me know if I'm hurting you."
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"Are you kidding me? it's fantastic."
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"I love you."
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"Oh, my God. This is huge."
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"Jay, I'm sorry. I need a minute."
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"The two guys who left the firm..."
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"asked me to quit my job and partner with them at the new agency."
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"Big opportunity, big risk."
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"And they need an answer by the end of the day."
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"I don't always make great decisions under pressure."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"An alpaca. I got the last one!"
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"Come on, man! Move that truck!"
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"I hate you!"
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"Okay, so I flirted with a table of truckers who have offered to help us."
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"No! No help! I've come too far."
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"Hey, they don't sell pizzas at this restaurant! You parked here illegally."
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"Congratulations, sir. You're destroying America."
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"Hey, there are no cars behind us. Go. Gun it!"
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"- on! on! - All right! Okay!"
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"All right, everybody, relax! We're fine! We're fine!"
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"We are not fine! And we're all smushed!"
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"And we're scared! And we're tilted at a 30 degree angle!"
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"Nerd! And we're dirty and tired and late!"
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"Why couldn't we have just asked for help?"
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"'Cause I'm teaching you girls a very valuable lesson-"
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"that gay men can do anything straight men can do."
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"Yeah, we know that. Do you think you're the only gay guy that we know?"
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"My Latin tutor. Nerd! Our electrician."
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"Then why were you so surprised when I said I could drive a truck?"
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"Not because you're gay, because you're you. And by the way, you can't."
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"Okay, wow. I guess I owe you an apology."
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"I made a leap there. I'm just used to dealing with stereotypes."
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"I'm a little sensitive about it."
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"Oh. Hey, there's that trucker that I talked to. Hey!"
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"Excuse me. Hi! Could you give us a hand, please?"
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"Sure thing, sweetie."
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"Oh, boy, do you have the right idea."
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"I could use a little break from the mother and child reunion going on down there."
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"Don't ask."
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"Mitchell's turning Gloria into Mom. Barn! it's out. Hmm."
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"You remember the way Mom and Mitchell used to be..."
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"in their private little club?"
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"Just the two of them, no one else allowed in."
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"Well- it's happening again."
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"But this time around,"
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"it's happening with your wife."
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"You should see them down there."
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"It'd actually be adorable if it weren't so sick."
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"I just-"
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"You know, I feel like Mitchell is a grown man, he has a child,"
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"and he's still working out some psychodrama from 20 years ago."
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"Daddy, can I have a sip of your beer? Thanks."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Mitchell cozies up to Morn. I go running to Daddy."
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"I'm the one who's turning Gloria into Morn,"
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"which is really disturbing, since we're the same age."
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"You're older. Oh."
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"Oh, that's where we're gonna chime in."
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"Will you hurry up? I'm saving my strength,"
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"'cause if we don't find this helicopter, I'm walking to Canada."
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"Hope you like taxes."
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"Hey, that's our helicopter!"
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"Is it, now? I'm sure you have the proper documentation for that."
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"Just give it back. it's ours."
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"You guys are bullies. They can't be bullies. They're nerds."
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"Don't pigeonhole us. We can be both."
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"Oh."
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"ls there an issue here?"
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"Uncle Cam, I got this."
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"Oh, my God, it's Alex Dunphy. So awesome."
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"What's the problem here, boys?"
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"These geeks won't give us back our helicopter that we took from Reuben."
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"Is that right, Abraham?"
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"Oh, my God, she knows your name."
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"Helicopter, please."
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"I love you."
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"What just happened?"
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"You have your fans, I have mine."
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"Someday, your fans are going to work for my fans."
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"Oh. Um, Gloria, do you mind if I talk to Mitchell alone for a minute?"
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"It's okay. I already know what you said, and I think it's crazy."
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"Mitchell is not making me his mommy."
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"No, I know, he's not. But I think that I might be."
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"Okay, now you're going really, really crazy, because I am younger than you."
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"Mmm, by 14 months, so let's settle down."
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"What is going on with you today?"
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"I- All right, I'm working this out as I go."
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"I think maybe seeing you get all buddy-buddy today with Gloria..."
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"made me feel like it did when you were with Morn."
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"And-And- I don't know, I-l felt like the odd man out."
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"Okay. Well, that's how I used to feel with you and Dad."
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"I know."
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"I know. We-We chose teams, even during the divorce, and-"
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"Okay, the last couple of years, you and I have been our own team, you know?"
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"And I don't want that to go away."
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"So, I guess I just felt a little left out today. Shutup."
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"Okay, can you two try hugging a box..."
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