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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Car Periscope (S08E08)

"- Oh stop. - I find human contact repulsive."
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"- Okay okay. - I know you think I'm kidding, but I'm not."
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"- Want some? - No, I'm good, thanks."
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"It's gonna be great."
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"- I'm looking forward to it. - Yeah."
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"- I'll see you inside. - Okay, yeah."
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"I'll hold your popcorn."
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"It's no problem. You want to go to the bathroom. I'll hold your popcorn for you."
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"No no, I'll just take it into the bathroom. It's fine."
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"You're gonna take your popcorn into the bathroom?"
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"Don't leave your popcorn in the bathroom."
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"The people and the skeevotz... it's disgusting."
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"Yeah, I like to munch and pee."
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"Really? - Why don't you want me to hold the popcorn?"
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"- Because obviously there's a problem. - There's no problem."
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"No, there's a little bit of a problem there."
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"Look, it's my popcorn. It's not necessary."
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"You don't want me to hold the popcorn, right?"
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"Because what, you think I'm gonna eat your popcorn?"
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"Eat my popcorn? That's..."
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"Are you worried she's gonna eat your popcorn?"
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"- What are you talking about? - This is my wife."
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"- Yes yes, I know. - Larry, this is my wife. And you're accusing her."
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"- I don't think I can be in business with you. - What?"
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"- I'm a man of integrity. - Yeah, I know."
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"What's that?"
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"Hold this."
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"What the fuck does that mean, huh?"
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"What are you...? Oh here, take the popcorn."
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"Here, you can hold it. Hold it."
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"I don't want it. Take it."
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"Arghh!"
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"- Thanks for coming in, Larry. - Pleasure."
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"I just wanted to give you a little bit of an idea"
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"of what it's like to invest with me."
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"I would never, for instance, push you to something..."
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"What was it? The... those screw-together skis I heard about,"
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"which was... everyone just took an absolute bath."
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"- Oh, that ski idea. - Yeah, it was unbelievable."
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"- How stupid was that? - A lot of money lost."
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"But somebody came to me with an idea."
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"I find myself saying it's a multimillion-dollar idea."
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"It's a car periscope."
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"That's not gonna work. I can't do it."
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"I have a personal issue with the inventor,"
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"Oh, that is unfortunate."
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"Me personally... I think it's a billion-dollar idea."
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"Oh god."
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"And that's... ask around."
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"But as you make the rounds, as you make the rounds,"
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"I just want you to definitely definitely definitely keep us in mind."
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"- And give a call... - Who's that?"
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"That's your wife?"
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"Yep, met in college... 20 years."
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"You're hired."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"I've been looking for you."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"What were you doing in that apartment anyway?"
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"Hey, what are you doing? I was here first."
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"Are you upstreaming me? You can't upstream me."
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"- Up what? What are you...? - I was here first."
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"- What are you...? - Taxi!"
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"- What, are you crazy? - Taxi!"
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"- My cab. - What? Hey."
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"Taxi!"
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"Taxi!"
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"Man: I told you..."
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"Get your own cab!"
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"Who did this to you?"
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"The one-armed man!"
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"Come on, come on, come on."
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"- You did not. You're lying. - Yeah, right in that building over there."
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"I wouldn't be here looking at your invention."
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"- $250,000? - Seed money."
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"- you know that? - Jeff: What?"
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"- You know who his dad is, right? - No."
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"in that situation."
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"Yeah yeah."
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"I didn't play him. I wasn't playing him."
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"Yes, he had a work uniform like he was fixing an air conditioner."
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"What, they're saying these things because they're drunk? No, it's in there."
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"So a one-armed man"
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"- ( Tires screech ) - Jeff: Go go go."
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"All right? We'll be back."
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"( Both laughing )"
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"You're so funny."
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"Let's play some scrabble."
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"Larry, 2:00 is my only open time."
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"- Are you crazy? - I'm really uncomfortable with this."
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"What the fuck does that mean?"
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"You think that's a multimillion-dollar idea?"
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"That's anarchy. We need some rules."
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"- You're kidding me. - Yeah, great Jones and Lafayette."
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"Oh my... Jeff,"
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"Oh, we're never gonna get to the party."
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"Larry, Larry, I'm having a party."
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"( Judge horn moans )"
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"I stink."
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"A ski that comes in two pieces."
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"- Ira: Nice job. - They're sweet, right?"
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"- Really? - Wow."
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"- Are you gonna cheat me too? - Hey, dad, dad, easy."
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"Yeah."
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"No, only that, you know, he's a great inventor and..."
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"Whatever."
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"- Yeah, he lives here, in the back bedroom there. - Oh, wow."
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